Martina: Its time for
Both: Viking Adventure Now Korea
Simon: The "Skyrim Edition"
[CC] For Deaf and hard of Hearing is provided by Eat Your Kimchi
Closed Captions by: Brandon Kinney
Martina: I'm not sure we can fairly think this is the "Skyrim Edition"
Simon: Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen we have entered a tavern in Skyrim
I'm going to be drinking out of the hollowed out skulls of my defeated enemies
and its going to be glorieous
and when I finish a glass
I gonna throw it on the ground
I'm going to shout. ANOTHER!!
Martina: Why don't you say we start off with a cheers
We have...
Simon: Um..
Martina: MJOR?
Simon: MYAARD?
Martina: MMMIARRRRRD?
Simon: MYOOD?
Martina: HAL...
Simon: HALLYUSOT?
Martina: HALOBSOT
Martina: LINGUN...
Simon: LINGONMYUD
Martina: GYOD?
Martina: AV...
Simon: HORMONE
Martina: HORNUNG
Martina: FRAND / Simon: FROME
Martina: AUSTRA / AUSTRLIA
Martina: NOR-END / Simon: NASLAND
[NAILED IT]
Martina: Its a 2011
Both: Ohhh
Simon: Mmm
[Music Plays]
[Horn Sound]
Ladies and Gentlemen... Presenting the South Korean Scrabble Team
Give them a hand
[Woo and Applause]
Martina: kamsahamnida
[Music Plays]
Simon: I'm a scrabble chamption
Not really -_-
Its Ok
[Music Plays]
We will get the Dwarf Chicken and also we're getting
the Lamb Rack Derizan
For alcohol we are going to get..
Martina: We'll get the Swedish [Inaudible]
A bottle, please. Thank You
Simon: Can we get horns to drink out of
or skulls
or something like a warrior. like
Waitress: I have this iron
Simon: Ok
We'll do that.
Waitress: Because the Finnish, they stole them
Simon: I see
No helmets or anything I could drink out of
No
Waitress: We'll find it. We'll find it.
Simon: Wonderful
Ok, Yeah. The guy with beard. I'll take him out
Leigh: I like how she literally just left
Simon: Yeah
[Horn Sound Effect]
[Surprised]
Martina: OK, [Inaudible] calm down
Simon: Ok
Martina: Your'e getting too excited
Simon: Yes!!
YAH!!
Will this..
Aghh.. Hahaha
Hehaha
Heha
Martina: He's very excited about this
Simon: Hehaha
Simon: Here
Martina: Oh
Simon: Oh my God
Thank You
[Text on Screen]
Simon: Bear witness to the couple that has slained 3,000 foes
Martina: SooZee, Kai Bai Bo
If you lose, you're wearing a helmet
SooZee: Do I get a [Inaudible]
Simon & Martina: No
Martina: OK. Ready
Kai
Bai
Bo
SooZee: OHHH!!!
Simon: There you go
Put it on SooZee
[Text on screen]
Simon: You wear the crown
Martina: Nunuha nunanuh nunna nunun na
I'm singing something. it sounds like Game of Thrones
Ha, She looks so good on camera
I hate you SooZee
I looks terrible on camera. She looks so cute.
[Text on Screen]
[Theme Music Plays]
Simon: This axe is named Bien Furgler
it has
the blood of 1,000 ice giants
it has been forged in the depth of a star
Hahaha
Ha
Prepare to die
i'm so happy right now
[Text on screen]
So you how in Skyrim.. Whenever you kill a dragon you get like 6 dragon bones
This is what its like
This is just one of them
imagine walking with 6 of them
Do you know how slow you would walk..
Dragon ribs are actually really heavy
But, I'm going to go take this into smith and make myself some dragon plate armor
Martina: Allright, we've got the meat platter
This is an assortment of various animal parts
such as reindeer hearts
and reindeer meat
and I'm sure theres like a dragon and a moose
in there somewhere
and I don't really know
But a lot of it involves meat
[Crickets Sound Effect]
and thats my story
Simon: For our next meal
We have.. A giant turkey on a plate
except it looks so small because I'm extremely oversized
I'm 12ft. 17in.
So this for normal humans is what it known as the "Dwarf Chicken
or pretty much a Korean sized chicken
Its really small
and we also have Lamb
!!!! L A M B !!!!!
Both: Meat!! Meat!! Meat!! Meat!!
[Sexy Food Music Plays]
[Restaurant Ambience]
Simon: Ah Man that is.. Lovely!
What the hells
SooZee: And it comes with... Grilled Carrots
I love carrots
Aw yeah
Simon: Carrots.. Viking don't eat carrots
but I'll do it
[Restaurant Ambience]
Simon: Hot Damn!
This is..
Really Really Good
Everybody gets a piece of lamb
Simon: Ok
Martina: OK
Simon: Lets Kai Bai Bo for the last piece of lamb
Kai
Bai
Bo
Kai Bai Bo!
SooZee: NOO!!!
[Baaa Sound Effect]
Martina: Kai Bai Bo
Simon: Leigh gets the last lamb
Martina: Finally
Leigh wins something while being behind a camera and suffering
Leigh: Leigh get to eat!!
Simon: But Leigh gets to answer a pop quiz question first before she can eat
Simon: Hey Leigh,
Name me every single member of Girls Generation's
Father's Cousin
Martina: Haha
Simon: Ha
[Baaaa Sound Effect]
Martina: Mr. Kim & Mr. Park
and that should be it
Simon: Dip your meat in that gravy
Dip your meat in that gravy
that is lovely
Holy Sh... Sticks
Martina: Oh my gawd
Simon: Oh my gawd
Martina: Its soo tender
Simon: These are two different sauces as well
Martina: Right..
Simon: Mmmm
Martina: Right
Leigh got two of them
Simon: I'm gonna have to clean all of the meat off this bone
and then stab Leigh with it
[Heroic Music Plays]
Martina: Erggg
Simon: Erggg!!!
Leigh: Ergg!!!!
SooZee: Erggg!!!! Grr!!
Leigh: Thats like the most adorable liking growl I've ever heard
Leigh: hahahaha
Not for you. :P
Just one spoon :P
Its all for me
Simon: Can i borrow your axe for axe for a minute?
Simon: Ready..
Martina: He's running with it
[Axe Cutting Sound Effect]
Martina: That it my Jam
Right There
Simon: Thats my Jam
Martina: Thats my soul!
Thats great
its so like fresh, but creamy
Simon: What do you think of the
its a very different kind of berry
SooZee: I like it!
Simon: So that it for this Viking adventure Program for Awesome Vikings
Martina: I'm not sure thats what we called it
didn't we call it
Viking Adventure Nasty Korea
What did we call it?
Why do I sound like the German?
We've had too much of the meats
We've had too much of the meats!
Simon: OK, Look Martinas a little bit trashed from
But I'm going to tell you this place is awesome
Martina: I'm not trashed
Simon: Its one of the most memorable experiences you ever have here in Sweeden
Sweeding?
Martina: Oh
oh I'm the trashed one. Am I?
Simon: Its one of the most memorable experiences you'll have here in Sweden
Its going to be barbaric glory
Martina: and
Simon: you'll gonna love it.
Martina: here's the thing though.
The food is actually good
Simon: Yeah
Martina: Its not just like a tourist trap
Its great food
So come here
Kai Bai Bo your friends for the Lamb
Simon: Embarrass yourself in front of everyone
Take the guy's horn
And blow out of it
[Horn Sound Effect]
[Bonus Footage]
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Closed Captions by: Brandon Kinney