Let's squish them, boo.
It's time to check out the one true inescapable nuisance of Cartoon Network, Teen Titans Go!.
The series remains renowned for being profoundly stupid, corny, and insulting its viewers. So to celebrate the...
Fourth season of teen titans go.
Let's take a look back at the top six worst Teen Titans Go! episodes.
And, if you do happen to be a teen titans go fan, that's great!
It's just my silly personal opinion, and I'm glad you can enjoy the show.
Anyway, let's do this countdown!
Numer six: waffles...
Cyborg: "WAAAAAFFFLLLEEEESSS"
The fascinating part of this episode is that by seven seconds in you've not only
Grasped the one joke they're going with but you'll already be completely sick of that joke.
Beast Boy and Cyborg can only say the word waffles over and over and over again.
Whoever stops saying waffles first, loses the game. And we are forced to hear this for a straight eleven minutes.
This seems about the equivalent your friends trying to annoy you while you're in a long car trip by repeating the same phrase into your ear, (Are we there yet!)
for the whole car trip!
We get songs about waffles!, We get entire arguments with the word "waffles". It wasn't particularly funny when siblings annoyed us with these games.
When we were six (6),why would it be any funny now?
Okay, let's back up for a second. The purpose of a cartoon from my understanding is to entertain, thrill,
laugh, or inform (thanks to E/I requirements) but... "Waffles" fails on every single possible level of those! And now I suddenly feel like eating waffles!
Maybe this was a secret government Ad campaign to promote the sale of waffles to young teens? I don't know, but screw this episode!
Let's check the next one.
And the Number Five!
(S01 Ep: 09)"Parasite." "Eww!"...
So, this time the creator's decided what could be more pleasant, (Starfire: "Parasites!") than watching people eat parasites and worms?
Then lots of close-ups of throbbing, oozing parasites under Starfire's skin or parasites slowly consuming Robin's vital organs.
(Robin: "*Gasp* Someone, call a doctor...") And then, in case you've still got any idea what this episode is trying to say,The parasite starts talking.
(Parasite:"Who feels like a jerk now?") Making an episode about tape worms and parasites,
just makes... No sense! I think the show is meant to be a comedy yet, typically organisms that slowly consumed the vital organs of our "heroes" is reserved for horror.
On top of all that this episode in particular,
Really makes me miss Starfire when she was a socially awkward but thoughtful kind alien.
Not just a completely moronic dribbling that but a annoying insult the original character. Parasite manages to be creepy,
wrong ,ugly, and somehow boring at the same time!
And the fourth worst Teen Titans Go episode is...
The sexual episode, "DUM,DUM,DUM!..." (S02 Ep: 201)"Boy's or Girl's"
(All:"Bu Bu Bu Bo-" (whlie shanking butts))
So apparently the Teen Titans weren't childish enough in previous episodes.
(burping)
So they've now been reduced to the maturity of a 6 year old`s (singsong: "No Girls Allowed!" treehouse club with lots of yelling and being a boy!!!
And showing off how incredibly gross girls are with their cooties?
Robin,Cyborg,and Beastboy:("Boys are better than girls!")
I really don't know what happened with this episode! Did the writers get their children to write this episode?
It's just so painfully stupid and stereotyping of genders.The plot for this episode,
Well, if you're a girl! You're an emotional airhead that obsesses over how you look!,
And if you're a boy, you're a belching obnoxious self-absorbed monster truck loving little tween!
That is just so... dumb! And just to finish off, Robin says the girls all have...
"Cooties"
(Beast Boy:"Eugh... gross!")
Okay, this doesn't even make sense to the characters or stories.
Even in Teen Titans Go, Robin regularly flirts with Starfire and shows a real interest in smooching her.
Why would he suddenly believe in something we grow out of by the age of six?
Then Robin purposely infects the girls with what looks like herpes in order to give them cootes!
I just... don't even get what this episode is trying to say this episode isn't,
Pro Patriarchy or Pro Matriarchy. It's just plain stupid!
And regardless of the bending of your chromosome you'll very likely be insulted by this episode.
And the third worst TTG episode is...
"Let's get serious!"
Since the Titans were being panned by critics, the writers decided to make fun of the critics for being too serious.
And they throw in a few insulted a classic piece of modern animation like Young Justice while they're at it.
Classy, because clearly it's stupid on our part to expect Teen Titans Go to be anything more than a One-Dimensional fart joke that is long overstayed its welcome. I don't know if they're even...
trying to entertain their audience with this episode.
It seems far more like they were just trying to make fun of every person who criticizes them honestly.
Apart from Family Guy, (KIDS NEVER WATCH THIS SHOW!) I've never seen a professional writing team put so much time into insulting the viewers and critics.
I don't know if the writers felt better after making this episode or if they prove, whatever point.
They were trying to make but it's certainly among the most unpleasant, aggravating episodes of the show.
and the Second Worst Teen Titans Go Episode is...
"The Fourth Wall"
This episode is just continually watching the Teen Titans Go team continually insult us directly.
A solid 10 seconds of Beast Boy shaking his butt on the front screen.
Yep, we're off to a good start!
Now they're determined to make fun of anyone who asks the show for humor beyond crap jokes.
"No more dukey jokes! We do smart people comedy from now!" And of course to the Teen Titans Go creators,
This means anything more classy than crack jokes is...
Highbrow humor which the child like minds of the creator's seems to mean being british with cups of tea.
This episode really gets under my skin
The animation in this one in particular is just uglier than any the other episode I've seen!
The colors make me physically queasy!
This episode particularly has no structure whatsoever apart from making fun of the audience.
Teen Titans Go, just continually gets passive-aggressive at its audience and continually sticks these small jabs at us!
And we finish the episode with a solid 30 seconds of the entire team titans go team farting to music to stick it to those high brow critics!
This episode even by Teen Titan Go standards is hideous!
Purposely insulting and unpleasant to watch and before we get to Number One I'd like to go through the quick honorable and...
dishonorable mentions. "Think About Your Future"
This is Gonna sound crazy, but I actually really liked this episode!
It was very self-aware and openly makes fun of itself over how silly the characters have become rather than a usual trend of...
Insulting the viewers! I actually come like the teen titans when they're older and how they actually manage to feed up the young teen titans!
"Good digity dog! I got old man strength!" I found the episode okay! "Serious Business"
We at least agree if you start your cartoon off with the peepee dance
[you] probably aren't setting the bar very high for animation the teen times are
Enjoying the toilet too much
But then the toilet flies away to join all the other flying toilets in the sky that it [went] on the bottle episode
What could be worse than teen titans go at teen Titans go filler episode?
I feel like this entire episode was just backed by the [writers] see how far they can push the teen titans
[Mindless] stupidity without [cartoonnetwork] canceling their show and with those said here we go and the number one
Worst teen Titans go episode is the return of slade
Finally a true villain is returning after two seasons of nothing
The teen Titans are actually going to do something
Titans
Wow, I can't believe what just happened
What could manage to top the Endless [backward] stupidity?
Memes camera mugging and absolutely nothing happening by purposely reeling in [Finn's] of the old show
Slapping them in the face and telling them this stupid for thinking your kids should have
Intelligence in it and then telling them they need to grow up well time to grow up
[we] finally get the most pants on head idiotic message from the writers ever [if] you make cartoons that appeal to both kids and adults
Then apparently you are destroying cartoons
This message is just so wrong
Don't give your kids challenging content
Just give them clowney age-appropriate
Stuff and the rest of the episode is basically watching this long insult to every single viewer who thinks the show should be
smarter the director of teen Titans
Go is quoted saying a job tonight a showstopper because it's aimed at kids and this episode is nothing
But a continual hammering in of that incredibly insulting shallow message
It's purposely misleading as a bad message. It's stupid Beyond comprehension and downright insulting
I personally consider the number one worst teen titans. Go ever so 15 times
Go does teach us anything it teaches us how important passionate if you're passionate about your cartoon and respect your audience
Then you know they deserved better than just a string of Juvenile jokes they
deserve character death good rising and decent animation
And [I'll] be glad when this temporary [that] fades from memory and we can remember the real teen titans
Do you think [I] missed particularly bad episode the most common suggestion for this list was all of them and frankly it's hard to argue
with that
But if you go to particularly bad episode you think I missed feel free to leave your thoughts in the comments and as always
Thanks for watching and I'll see you next time