testing testing one two three can you hear us
hello there hi everybody its mr. Duncan and mr. Steve mr. Steve is with me we
are now on our little trip our mystery tour that mr. Steve has taken me on
because today is my birthday August the 12 2019 is my birthday I am another
another year older oh my goodness how old am i I'm not telling you you should
never ask a lady her age so we are now in a beautiful place in South Wales
called Brecon so we are very close to a place called Brecon which is near a
group of mountains called the Brecon Beacons and it is a very scenic place
right behind me there is a wonderful river you might be able to hear it in
the background there is the most amazing river flowing behind me let's have a
quick look there it is can you see right behind me there is a
lovely river bubbling away and we have had to find shelter
haven't we Steve we have yes it's a bit cold isn't it mr. Duncan down by the
river it must be about 10 degrees cooler down here it's quite windy you might you
might have to get closest to the microphone yes speaking yes it's not
that warm today I'll be honest with you chilly it's a big river and all the wind
is blowing off it and cooling the air it doesn't feel like a summers day it feels
very cold about 17 degrees today but the Sun is out so I'm not complaining and
mr. Steve has has treated you treated me to a lovely stay here in the Brecon
Beacons interesting vegan South Wales thank you mr. Steve for my lovely gift
thank you and also he's bought me some other things as well for my birthday
which I might show you next weekend so we're not
live for those wondering we are not doing a live stream at the moment not
now at this moment this is recorded but we will be back live on Saturday and
also Sunday as well as usual I won't be because as you well know I've been
kicked off the live stream we have sacked mr. Steve everyone thinks that I
sacked you actually it's not strictly true no I just said I didn't want to do
them anymore for a while and I just meant I just wanted a bit of a break
that's it but Mr Duncan interpreted that interpreted that I added an extra
syllable there for the word mr. Duncan interpreted it they did they did
interpreted interpreted that as meaning I didn't want to leave him at all in
fact I actually do quite miss it I got no tearful when I'm not doing the live
streams but it was you that said you didn't want to do them anymore anyway
it's my birthday let's not make things all unhappy we're happy I might have to
take mr. Steve to the river and drown him you might never see him ever again
there's no one else around here it's just us I know I could commit the
perfect crime right now well you'd have to destroy your phone and all the
recording of this event on it well I do all I can do is just to raise this and
and never post it to YouTube the perfect crime it's like Columbo it is have you
got a map Steve yes I've got a map here because where we are staying they have a
notable collection of trees yes a tree collection frankly I've never stayed
anywhere that actually has a collection of trees and there you can see mr. Steve
is now showing you a wonderful map there down it is a map no it's not upside down
now surely you can tell if it's upside down the writing looks back-to-front mr.
Duncan yes that's because we're looking on a mobile phone device tree walk so
there we go we can go now no one can hear Steve now we should go around this
walk tomorrow and we will look at all the different
species of tree yes oh and also tomorrow we are going out on some electric
bicycles have you seen have you seen them they are electric bikes so you can
pedal with your feet but also the bike will help you to navigate those steep
hills especially for old people like us you see because we're getting older
because of course it's my birthday today and I'm another year older we are coming
up to five minutes mr. Steve say goodbye goodbye and I will see you later this is
mr. Duncan in the Brecon Beacons on his birthday saying...
ta ta for now 8-)