Your fans are absolutely incredible.
They are so loyal.
Bryan you say that you got one fan letter
that really stood out.
I brought- Of all the fan letters.
We were talking about that.
I said, "I'm gonna bring this fan letter with me."
Can I read it to you?
Yes you may. All right.
So this fan, this is an honest-to-goodness fan letter,
it came to me.
It says, "Dear Bryan Cranston,
let me preface this letter by saying,
I have a Master's Degree in Psychology
and I have never been diagnosed
with any psychotic disorder."
(audience laughing)
You know, when a letter starts out with,
(audience laughing)
"I have never been diagnosed
with any psychotic-" Yeah, diagnosed, yeah.
No one's caught me yet, no.
(Conan laughing)
"I am writing to you because
I have been holed up in my apartment
for two days and nights watching all seasons of your show.
I am in love with it all.
After I was done with all the episodes,
I watched some interviews.
And what this has all amounted to,
is that right now,
I am fantasizing about having sex
with Aaron Paul."
(audience laughing explosively)
(audience whistling)
Yes.
(Conan laughing)
And for you to be there watching.
(audience laughing) (audience clapping)
Swear to God.
Is it true? Yeah.
What are you doing in this scenario?
It says, "I am not sure what your role would be,
(audience laughing)
but I think I want you there."
(audience laughing) [Andy] Nice,
he's given you some leeway.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. It's up to you,
you'll figure it out.
Did you say, "He's giving me some leeway?"
Yeah, yeah. Is it a he or a she?
It was a she.
Oh, I thought it was a he the whole time.
No it's a she! (audience laughing)
It is a she. (audience laughing)
(audience clapping)
(audience whistling)
You picture the letter however you want,
I'll picture it how I want.
(audience laughing)
The last thing she, she-he says is,
"Come on, it would be a good time."
(Conan laughing)
Come on. Come on.
Let me have sex with Aaron and you watch,
come on! Trust me.
Anyway... Now,
I have to bring this up.
There's so many finale theories.
There's actually a theory for the finale
that Walt's in the witness protection program,
he gets a new family, he changes his name to Hal,
and it's the prequel to "Malcolm in the Middle".
(audience laughter) That was-
Which I thought was ingenious.
That's ingenious. That's ingenious.
And then that whole series runs.
And that series runs.
But it already ran, so how do we?
Don't you understand man? (Bryan's cheeks flapping)
Yeah, it's... Man.
Time doesn't mean
anything, man. Time.
And speaking of the last episode,
none of us, we don't wanna know anything,
but what I heard about two hours ago
was that the two of you read the last episode together.
Yes. Before you shot it,
you sat together and you read it.
Is that right?
Yes. Oh.
There's a really wonderful documentary,
a two hour documentary,
that's going to be in the final compilation of DVDs,
and it's really in-depth.
And we thought it would be a fun idea
for Aaron and I to read it cold, out loud,
in this documentary.
So we read this without knowing
what was going to happen.
And then they intercut that earlier
with Vince Gilligan writing
the last episode- Wow, that's a great idea.
So it was a fun thing.
It must have been very powerful
when you got towards the end.
It must have been- It was a very emotional
experience I think.
I mean, for us, for sure.
I mean, when he said, when he read out loud,
"End of series," there was probably a good 10,
15 seconds-
We were just- Just...
Sitting quietly, like,
"Wow, we're never going
to read another first episode again,
it's over." Yeah.
Thanks for bringing that up Conan.
(audience laughing)
I can't think of a better time
to go to commercial on that-
(audience chuckling)
On that huge laugh, we'll be right back.