All characters and story are fictional
Go away!
Sorry! It's survival of the fittest!
Huh?
Get in my mouth!
Sorry it's survival of the...
I don't feel so good.
What do you expect you ate a red talking weird monster!
Oh ya that's true!
I'm going to go eat chocolate now!
Oh can I have some?
No!
Tacos! Free Tacos! Get your free tacos here!
Delicious Tacos! FREE DELICIOUS Tacos! Here!
Taco! Taco! Taco!
My tacos are so good
so good
Taco me! Taco me!
Oh, sorry, we just ran out
Can I have your taco?
Look over there.
Look at me! Look at me. I’m pretty.
Hello there Mr.Broccoli.
Why hello there Mr.Taco
Would you like to be friends with me now?
No, thanks. I have enough friends
Give me that taco.
Wow that guy is greasy like me.
Why hello there sir, wouldn't you rather eat me? I'm very healthy and delicious and I prevent diseases
No I only eat delicious food
You should really look at the Nutrition Facts of whatever you eat
You shouldn't eat food made with bad stuff in if they can make you attracted to them probably
It’s too late for me! It’s too late for me!
Oh my!
Thank goodness! the broccoli was controlling me
Hey Hold it! You’re in trouble!
Wow what the heck? He can fit in the chest!?
Get out of there!
Stop it!
Give back the tacos you stole!
Can you hear me?
Ya I can hear you!
Say you’re sorry!
Why I have to say I’m sorry!
Because you kick the chest and I’m in chest!
But you deserve it!
Two wrongs don’t make a right!
Hey there buddy, you're pretty full of wrongs yourself
It’s ok I love myself.
Oh no!
Hi buddy!
You're in my personal space
Weird red thing (Strider mob) What that weird red thing?
Stop it.
I said stop it!
Stop it.
Hey there Herobrine! Do you know you can ride the new minecraft Strider mob in the new minecraft 1.16 update snapshot?
What’s that?
It's that weird red thing down there!
I ride you.
I'm going to ride you
You can't get away from me.
It's not working!
Oh! Silly Herobrine you have to equip a saddle first!
Where do I get that?
Well first you have to collect all crafting materials
I'm too lazy
Oh my goodness you de-spawn brother!
No
Yes you did. I saw you. You’re sitting on him right now!
No
Yes you did! I saw you. Now you are trying to cover up the evidence but it's not going to work! Hehe!
I will call the minecraft police on you!
No
I'm so cold! Aren't you guys cold too?
Oh never mind I am a red thing that likes lava
Me too
Hey! Where are you going!? I thought we're having a lava party?
Remember to wash your hands with soap like me!
Hey! Hey big boy. Easy with the minecraft chest handle.
You should be more gentle.
HEY! Easy with the handle!
You’re slamming my lid to hard that it fall off
Chest have feelings too you know
You should be more considerate of others. Gosh
Would it hurt you to be more considerate? You big brute!
Easy with the handle! I told you like three times already!
Five minutes later
Item inventory is too full! It's causing me cramps!
Push Q to eject item from inventory
What are you doing!? What’s wrong with you! Why you keep filling me up with dirt and cobblestone!?
Can’t you collect other stuff?
Stop filling me up with junk.
I’m not junk drawer
You should only put diamonds in me
Because my heart is pure gold.
Hey! What are you doing?
Easy with the handle! I told you like 5 times already and you keep doing it!
That's it!
Bad boys like you need to learn some manners. I’m going to teach a lesson you will never forget.
And that’s how you find diamonds!
Now you know how to find diamonds you can fill me up with only diamonds. Because I’m totally worth it.
Those guys are so cursed!
Why don't you skeleton shot them with your bow and arrow?
Are you crazy? Look how big their muscles are!
Don't tell me what to do!
What are you doing?
Welcome the minecraft server’s annual PVP (player vs player) tournament competition!
Who dare show call themselves a pro!
Face off in a 1v1 pvp pro battle competition!
I will win. I'm pro!
No I'm pro! I'm pro'er than you! So that makes you more pro.
What!? No! I’m pro I'm the pro'est of all pros.
Well I’m so pro that your mom said so. And she doesn’t know what minecraft is.
Wow, okay, that was really awkward
The winner the minecraft pvp mini game will get this cheap $1 taco as reward
I want that. Give that.
Then you have to fight me in this 1v1 pvp sword game!
Uh he doesn’t sword.
Well, the rules say you have to bring your own sword!
So I have the advantage. Ha! Ha!
Prepare yourself!
Wow he beat him with his bottom.
OK! Fight me in game fair and square! Huh?
his shirt sticky
Looks like it’s the final battle!
Never use your powers for evil
I give up! You win the game! Get off of me!
I’m the winner! I’m the winner!
Hey stop being mean! That’s not nice! I’m call the police on you!
Just wait.
Hello police station
There’s this guy who is a jerk. You should throw him in jail!
Okay
Hey hold it you’re under arrest!
Oh no he run through the trees some how! We can’t catch up to him. Oh no he got away
Bored. I'm bored
Hey there buddy. I want you to pet me.
You should pet me. It be really fun.
You’re going to pet me and whisper sweet words into my ear.
Compliments buddy compliments I'm talking about compliment
Hey! Where you think you’re going!?
I want you to pet me like this.
And you’re going to whisper well thought out compliments to me.
You can say stuff like "Wow Mr Sheep. Wow so hot. If I was a sheep. You be on my number one list". Hehe!
Your fingers are greasy like french fries
Wow Mr Sheep. Your hooves are so hot.
They're better than hot sauce. And I freakin love hot sauce
You're touching my brain
Never mind I don't have one
Wow Mr Sheep. Your muscles are so hot. I would marry you if I could but I know you’re way out of my league.
So I'm not going to even try
I prefer to be bored!
Wow Mr Sheep. Your fur is so soft like expensive pillows I can’t afford to buy.
I prefer to lay on the dirty floor
wow Mr Sheep you're so hot you're way above room temperature!
Stop it! Stop it!
Now I want you to pet me like you mean it me like you mean it Pet me like your life is on the line
That's good
Yeah, real really good
Everyone needs a good petting once in a while.
Everyone absolutely everyone
Hey get away from him! Take your creepy hoove hands off him!
You're just jealous you're jealous of me he's totally jelly jealous Jennifer
GET AWAY! GET AWAY from him! Or I’ll make you bald like me.
You win this time mr chest
You save me!
Remember to always have a pair of high quality shears with you!
It helps scare off evil sheep spirits like that.
Thank you.
No problem! You can always count on your friendly neighbor
chest man! Chest man! Chest man.
Wow chest man you're so attractive!
Yes me too
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