- Oh man, I really wish I would've gotten that other sweater
but it was so pricey.
- Just a little bit. - Yeah.
- This looks good though. - Yeah.
I had a lot of fun today.
- Me too!
And that movie on Thursday, you're still down?
- Yeah, for sure!
- Great. - Cool.
- I'll see you then. - All right.
(giggles) Bye!
- Hello.
Where have you been?
- Oh just hanging out with my crush.
- Interesting, I've never heard of this crush.
- Well yeah he's great.
He has his own thing going on
so I don't feel like he would be intimidated.
He's also so supportive and he's super funny,
we just laugh all the time and he's really--
- Hold up, this sounds like more than a crush,
this sounds like you like him.
- Yeah I like him, he's my crush.
- No, a crush is like, "Oh my God,
"his receding gums are so cute every time he smiles!"
This sounds like PP.
- What? - Partner potential.
Okay is there any chance he could like you back?
- I think so.
I mean I hope so.
- There's only one way to know for sure.
Hi-ya! (chuckles)
Let's see if he texts you back.
(phone dings) (yelps)
You know this can't happen, right?
Okay do you remember what happened last time?
- Yeah but this is different.
I'm more confident about how I feel
and how to communicate that.
- He didn't wanna be with you.
You said what you wanted and you got rejected.
- I know, but that was so long ago and I'm over it.
- Listen, I know you still hurt.
Is this guy really worth the risk?
I mean, it takes a lot for you to open up
and chances are he's just gonna lose interest.
They always do.
You don't want that, and that's why I'm here.
To protect you. (echoes)
- Okay, you're right.
So what are we gonna do?
- Number one, we could dig around his social media
and find something as an excuse
for us not to like him anymore,
like maybe he's been liking some other girls' pictures
that's prettier than you or following his ex, yikes.
Number two, be the opposite of who you are now
because he obviously likes that and that is what?
- Bad. - Bad, very good.
Number three, fake passports,
we could be out by the morning.
It would also be good
to wipe your memories clean of each other
just in case fate wants to bring you back together.
So what do you think?
- Yeah, yeah this is good.
He's definitely probably still following
his ex-girlfriend Karen.
I actually don't know if that's her name,
but he is on good terms with most of his exes
which means he's definitely hiding something, right?
Yeah.
(phone dings)
Wait, no.
- What do you mean no?
- I'm done letting you operate all areas of my life,
especially this one.
You cloud up my mind so much
that I make decisions based on fear
instead of just trusting myself,
which is what I'm going to do this time.
I know you're just trying to protect me,
but you really (beep) suck.
Listen, I appreciate you, but I got this.
- But what if he doesn't like us?
- Then he doesn't like us and honestly I deserve someone
who can recognize how special I am,
and he's an idiot if he doesn't like me
because I'm really cool and pretty
and my butt is nicely round.
- Yeah it is nicely round.
- Thanks.
Hey, what about a title change?
Instead of anxiety, you show up as intuition,
coming from a place of love and guidance.
Think of it as a promotion.
- Yeah I like that.
Intuition.
Does it come with a pay raise too?
- Oh I don't know I'm not in charge of finance.
- Oh.
(gentle music)