so Howard have you and Rajesh finally
summoned the courage to express your
latent homosexual feelings towards one
another but lo why not because we don't
have latent homosexual feelings toward
one another I see
oh really I have a girlfriend now and
where is she this evening she had to go
out of town her grandmother died I see
her grandmother died honest to god
Leonard tell her I have a girlfriend I
don't know what you're talking about
don't know what I'm talking about tell
her I have a girlfriend all right he has
a girlfriend
her name is Bernadette she's working as
a waitress but she's going to school to
be a microbiologist always keep in mind
that the more passionately you've
sticked to this construct the more
you're hurting your partner you really
think your lips in my ear is helping