y'alright cockers well hey hacker the dog here
welcome to my top-notch blooper reel join me on this shambolic trip down memory lane
wahey hey some of these bits of nonsense happened live on the telly you know oh yeah enjoy cockers
wahey hit it please let's go alright cockers it's summer time and anyone can see
it might be hot outside but there's no one cooler than me alright cockers it's summertime
so no more clouds and snow so stick around and stay in the sun cause we need a little more fun
all right cockers here we go the sun is out and the rain no no we can watch cbbc blue
Peter mash up and me oh wow oh no rhys i was so startled i was startled then the title
the universe went black you know what and now we're back and nobody knows and i need an ending
well that was hey listen songwriting let's let's get back to that we're gonna need these
i need two more lines they must end the song with a flourish they must not feature a slate
libby who put the washing machine on for the first time she says i
know it's so stupid but i like it whoops I'm in a spin whoops in at number two whoops
stop it please serena who managed to eat all of the peas on her plate on her plate
hooray I've just banged my shin on the monitor there listen now
in at number it was my ankle and it one it it's madeleine
Madeleine who managed to watch cbbc most of the day without her brother turning the tv off usually he does at
least 20 times a day oh thank you very much everyone for sending in all of your tiny achievements
come on okay i don't know i don't have a house yeah i live in a kennel kennel
stupid game you just i'm sick of this every day we're going to be
looking at some of your dinner pics what are you having for dinner today hacks goose
geese careful
oh get us down quick tony there we are we didn't expect that did we cocker no
i got trapped on the autocue hood if anyone's interested in technical terms
we're just we're just normal men
what do you mean normal men we're just innocent men
we've got dragons coming up next big time hey listen to this but
yeah yeah see that yeah read it and weep weep then i'm off i'm off
come on then you pesky pass we would like to know if you could be a witch for just one day
what would you do what would you get up to yes i mean i'd come up with a oh cocker what no
i don't know what i'm saying now
yeah yes isn't that we didn't do it though no no listen
i came up with a better intro for this item which we didn't do doesn't matter we didn't
realize we skipped over something we're gonna make a joke about it now it's all gone wrong oh yeah
i wish i could perform at that party but i am alas talentless like the sound man oh
charlotte you're all right yeah i love you hacker
ah thanks charlotte thank you i'm a big fan of your work as well are you a fan of me charlotte okay
charlotte you've got you've got to up your game you're on the telly come on all right charlotte
how was school was it good yes good did you write my name on the front of your jotter
no no did you write mine
um yes yeah thought as much alright what is your question charlotte oh oh oh that wasn't pleasant
charlotte look at what you've done charlotte like what's your question how much do you know
about Robbie Williams how much do I know about robbie williams i know that he doesn't like a skeleton falling
on him i know that for one thing he's a wonderful man charlotte and you're a wonderful lady he likes singing
songs about angels see you later charlotte bye oh wait this link's gone to plan hasn't it's grazed
me on the way down I think we'd better end this because hacker he's got to go to A&E
hit the music please come here harry I did it in the rehearsal
you stupid thing take it put in your mouth and dance
unbelievable chuck it away every rehearsal I picked it up he'd done it every time just you're not good in the live
when it counts mate you need me you're this monday you are in trouble katie says iscolisuart
but what does it mean oh oh and that that's heavier than it looks as well reet ont yed
oh iain oh it's my last week this you're not gonna have this for much longer this
absolute incompetence this shouldn't be allowed should it does that look like it really hurt
it did in a way hit me right on the foot see when it hit the floor wow that looked so sore
jalapeno tongue
what are we playing at welcome back up next hello everybody
sell your home town at easter yes jalapeno tongue
crazy next one's octavia from toddington I like toddington im familiar with its work
if you like horses and cows then you'll love toddington. i like cows and horses ok
in toddington you're guaranteed to see a cow every day what about a horse they don't mention horses
oh i'm so sorry well that's that's tickled me that
rebecca alex i'm crying with laughter yeah it's going all over the place this is my job uh Rebecca from Newcastle not for long
there's no way you can look after an egg what are you gonna do for it i will hatch it via the gift of
song hit it eggy you're my mother it's plain for all to see seeing i wonder what's inside you please hatch and let me see
some of that was wrong iain it didn't come on quick enough yeah i tap you on the nose right
then you tap me on the nose and so on and so on and the winner is the one who ends up with an owl
yes okay fair enough an innocent owl
okay should we play then yeah all right I'll activate the sting please sting please nose tap music
light nose tap do i go first on here yeah yeah now's tap no stop
nose tap
nose tap i win for i have got an owl
wow you're amazing at nose tap sleepy owl i didn't stand a chance
no do you know what though you've inspired me i reckon we should we should play cbbc office
games all morning guys send in your ideas and i would like you yeah kathleen to portray the
role of carol vorderman in this play always wanted to be carol vorderman so carol yes
can i have a constant please you may t and a vowel please carol a and a vowel please carol
and a vowel please carol I and a vowel please carol and a constant please carol
yes again my new catchphrase is TAEIUC
cracker jokes so cheers thank you for the cracker should we pull this oh I've done it that'll do I've done it prematurely get this
i've totally forgotten about how clammy he is and how clingy he is
he's really clingy isn't he yes do me a favour he's making me laugh with rage get rid of him
sorry sorry private joke oh carry on blue peter's coming up next it's the 5000th episode
oh Kathleen i can't wait to get my eye holes round i can't wait first though we've got to go here
and you've been telling us what gets your goat in between which we just enjoyed you want me to know
Phoebe says when people don't know that coffee was discovered by goats that gets my goat i'm
sorry to annoy you but i didn't know that coffee was discovered by goats did you know what oh
you were discovered by goats oh no you were just gonna buy a goat one you're caffeine
well you're not in it's a decaf what do you think come on go tell us your thoughts it's
a little bit incensed kath one more quick okay leo says what gets my goat is when
someone leaves a tiny bit of cereal in the box so you can't have any that is annoying
i know somebody does that all the time you know oh yes it's a serial offender yes whoops machine
gerroff goat what do you think of that he has raised his eyebrows a bit he's incensed
within let's calm now we'll just close the goat flaps i think we showed after that