"How does the ting go?"
Well, my friend,
YOU DUNNO
Yo
The ting goes
*Collage of Robert screaming in several videos*
Skibby keep
AHH AHHH
And a WOOO WOOO WOOO WOOO
"I dare you to use your pants as your shirt and your shirt as your pants!"
*Laughs*
Okay *laughs*
Okay... this is what you wanted...
(Brandon) Daang look at that sexy bod
(Brandon) Strike a pose Robert.. Yeah
(Brandon) I am lucky to be living with this hot piece of sh- (Robert) I'm gonna *cut off*
(Brandon) Ooh dat ass ;)
(Robert) you don't need to *gets cut off by laughter* (Bradon) Dat ass ;)
(Brandon) this is hot
(Brandon) Don't stretch out my jumper!
(Robert) I'm not!
(Robert) These are the types of pants that Justin Bieber wear
(Brandon) Ta da! You look great
(Robert) ...Thanks
*Music*
"Make a meme and let Brandon rate it"
K I don't know if this means I need to make a meme using the "B" emoji or just a meme in general
'Cause I made a meme
I'll go get Brandon and see what he thinks
Okay, so here's the meme that I made for Brandon
*Laughs*
Th- the Lion Ting *giggle*
Did a little bit of editing right here, I did a really good job *laughs*
K well let's see what Brandon thinks of this
Ok Brandon I made a meme... And I want to get your ..uh.. opinion of it(Brandon) ok
(Robert) cuz I was told to make a meme and get you *stuttering* yeah.. uh ok
(Brandon) *laughing* That's good!
(Robert) Ayy! (Brandon) I like that! (Robert) Thanks man
(Brandon) Did you post that on twitter? (Robert) Uh.. I guess so.. I mean it's pretty basic it's pretty basic uh..
(Brandon) Noo I love it! (Robert) *laughs* Thank you! (Brandon) *laughs*
(Robert) Alright.. *Pauses and turns back* Oh! *stutters* What do you rate it out of 10?
(Brandon) That is a 10 out of 10 meme (Robert) Holy shit! Yay thank you! Ok
"I dare you to pee on your cat or dog"
*Happy music stops*
Uhhhhh....
N- no thank you
"I dare you to punch a dog"
*Happy music stops again*
"Quick! The floor is lava"
The floor is..? *confused*
W- what?
*Loud scream*
*Intense music*
*Minecraft burning noises and Robert making dying sounds*
*Minecraft theme music*
"I dare you to eat a snickers and become your true self"
*Shooting noises*
Oh!
WHAT THE HELL
Ok these guys are OBVIOUSLY hacking! This is so stupid!
(Robert) why do they- (Brandon) Robert Robert Robert Robert Robert *saying it over him*
(Robert) WHAT?
(Brandon) You're not you when you're hungry
(Brandon) Here, have a snickers
*Robert scoffing*
*Intense music*
Man, what's the point of being sad? there's so much good in the world!
Hah, that's a lot of sugar man but I mean that's ok, if it makes you happy it makes me happy
Ayy this guys got a funny idea if you know what I'm saying
(Brandon) Oh, Ohh! OHHH! Ohhhhh shit
(Robert) Hey! Those are some great moves! Keep it up!
"I dare you to show us your 15th picture in your camera roll."
Ok I have no idea what the 15th picture is so this will be.. interesting
Ok 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15
Oh! Ok *laughs*
This is the 15th picture on my camera roll, someone on Twitter said that in their textbook they found a guy who looked like me
And he kinda does look like me I guess
This guy's actually got really good hair genetics I'm quite jealous
"Would you rather have no elbows or no knees?"
Now that's a very interesting question and I feel like in order to answer
That question properly we should do a few tests
(Brandon) Robert, Robert!
(Robert) Yes
(Brandon) Would you rather have no ar- wait I got it wrong *both laugh*
(Brandon) Robert
(Robert) Yes?
(Brandon) Would you rather have no elbows or no knees
(Robert) I think I could make do with either one well let's try- let's try not using my elbows
(Brandon) Play the guitar
(Robert) Oh! Ok
*Brandon giggles*
*Awful guitar playing*
(Brandon) Oh god... Oh god ok
*Even worse playing and Robert screaming*
(Brandon) Robert! Come over here
*Brandon giggles*
*Badass music*
(Brandon) That's not how you do it, can I do it?
(Robert) Yeah sure
(Brandon) K ready?
(Robert) Yes
*Badass music*
*Brandon screams*
*Badass music still playing while he screams many times*
"I dare you to say the alphabet backwards"
Ok! I'm actually pretty good at this
I've actually practised this a lot
Don't ask me why I know *giggles* I'm good at this
I'm gonna say "zed" because we use "zed" in Canada, ok
Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T, S, R, Q, P, O, N, M, L, uhh K, J, I, H, G, F, E, D, C, B, A
*claps* Oh!
(Person on the right) That was.. Amazing
"I dare you to admit you're a girl"
I- I'm a girl
*Girls just wanna have fun plays*
"Robert react to run for the cube"
I have no idea what that is but let's do it
K run for the cube candy review
Jelly Belly pet rat gummy candy
*Person in video speaking complete gibberish in a strange accent* (Or it's actually a language, I have no idea at this point)
Oh god I wanna die!
*Even more gibberish/possible foreign language*
*Robert tries to imitate the video*
Oh this is weird..
*You guessed it, more gibberish or whatever the hell the guy's saying*
Ok that was the weirdest thing I've ever seen
"Quick become a tree"
OH SHIT
*Gaming level up music*
*Random lady screams*
(Brandon) Where'd your branches go?
(Brandon) *Giggles* Yay
"I dare you to sex a girl in a bed or eat pizza every day"
How are those two things comparable for one thing
I wanna know what was going the guys head when he decided
Either let's have Robert do a porno or eat pizza *laughs*
Those two *laughs again*
What I wanna know is how are those two things equivalent in your mind
I'd like to thank you guys for the creativity that you guys have shown this time around
Really good work
"I'm nine and I can stay home alone"
Congratulations my friend
Wha- *cuts himself off with laughter*
Thank you. Th- thank for letting me know, that is really really cool thank you so much
Here's one someone didn't finish
"I dare yee"
Oh I guess they didn't finish that- Oh oh! wait no no no
"I dare you to show your penis"
"I dare you to judge a book by its cover"
*Laughs* Ok
*Intro to welcome to the black parade plays*
Wait...
Did you- *laughs*
Did you really think I was going to sing welcome to the black parade by My Chemical Romance?
Well you're wrong
Never judge a book by its cover
*Laughs*
*Seagulls screaming*
Shut up birds!
Shut the *minecraft oof* up!
Can you guys hear that shit?
*More seagull screaming*
Shut up!!
GO AWAY
*Continued seagull screaming*
*Robert gets up and opens his window*
*Seagulls get louder*
SHUT UP!!
"Robert I dare you to look up dinosaur penis"
Ok dinosaur penis.. Alright uhh I'm sure I'm not gonna regret doing this
Alright new incognito window obviously
Dinosaur penis
There's no internet connection
Really? As soon as I go to look up dinosaur penis and there's no internet connection?
Hey we got a dinosaur right here
Of all the times for my internet to mess up, it's when I'm going to look up dinosaur penis
The most important time! *smirk*
K..
Uhh.. I don't know if there's one particular image you wanted me to see *laughs*
But *laughs again*
There's a lot of interesting stuff going on here
Here some nice Minecraft
Penis dinosaur, I'm sure this is a great video
Alright this is something I want in my browser history
Now I'm gonna get recommended a bunch of.. Dinosaur penis- ok whatever *laughs*
"I dare you to sing along to the iconic Wii music but make up your own lyrics"
*Iconic Wii music plays*
*Robert singing Mans Not Hot with it playing as well as the Wii theme song*
*Mans Not Hot and the Wii theme song playing*
If you have a dare for me, I want you to leave it in the comments on this video
All the dares in this video and questions and whatever, came from the comments section of the last one
If you haven't seen the last one, go check that shit out
RIGHT now
Leave more dares in the comments of this video, this videos comments will be how I make the next dares video
So leave some comments ok, let me know your dares, your questions, whatever
And I'll see you next time! Love you guys so much, thank you so much for watching and have a good one!
!!DON'T LEAVE YET!!
*Robert's good old scream*
(Brandon) Fucking hell.. *Robert laughing over him* Jesus christ..
(Robert) I wasn't even trying to do that *bursts out laughing*
Holy- (Brandon) Yeah, that hurt my ears
I have never heard that *Robert laughing again* scream from you before
(Robert) Neith- Dude it's been years since I've done that (Brandon) I didn't even know you could do that
*Robert still laughing*