Hey, Char. Dare me to eat one of these things in this jar?
- No. - You're on.
Okay, Jasper, you wanna try
my special Sushiaroni and Cheese roll?
- Morgan, may I? - Hit it.
Mm.
[babbling]
Don't know what you just said, but you'd better swallow that
cause in a few minutes I am going to make you
a lot more of my funkalicious dishes
- right here on... - Television.
Hot yogurt! [chuckles]
- Alright. - Yeah.
Wow, you want a hoyo machine?
Yeah, Dad.
Oh, that's good.
Well, I had a pretty bad day but this makes up for all--
Whoa, man, this Bodacious Blue Bacon is amazing.
Let me see this.
Yeah, but there was something awesome
about the Raging Red Rhubarb.
Ah. Char, which one you gonna vote for?
Neither. I don't time to vote for some dumb corn chip.
- What? - Charlotte?
Yo, people died for your right to vote... online.
[music playing]
It's great.
[laughing] I can.
Hey, Jasper.
Oh, hey, Bianca.
Oh, this lamb is so good. Ah, sniff it.
[sniffing]
Yeah, it smells great. Thanks.
Sure. Where's Henry?
Oh, his boss made him work late at Junk 'N Stuff,
so he said he'd meet me here.
Classic Henry.
I gotta be honest. This brown soup is really good.
- It's really good soup. - Excellent brown soup.
So thick and brown.
Thanks. It's my mom's recipe.
It won the brown medal at last year's Soup Festival.
- Oh. - Wow, really?
No. But she wanted to win... so bad.
Ah, yeah.
[screaming]
That's Junk 'N Stuff!
What's Junk--
It's the store my brother works.
- You ready for that? - Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh.
I'm going to go eat food on television.
Wait, what about our algebra?
Ahh. Ahh. This is the best. Mm.
Hey, what's up? It's Jasper, the friendly host
here in the Man Cave, and I'm about to take
the five second banana challenge.
It can not be done, Jasper.
Anything is possible.
That's not true at all.
[Jasper] Alright, one more time.
Hey, what's up? It's Jasper, and I'm about to take--
What did I say about food challenge videos
in the Man Cave?
That only you can make 'em.
These have pickles on 'em.
So?
I thought you both hated pickles.
Well, one day, Jasper, we may not even be here
to love or hate pickles.
So while I am here,
I'm going to give pickles a chance.
Me too.
Okay, pickles are gross.
I can't eat this pickle.
I know how to make a Jasper feel better.
How?
Free Sheez-Its.
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
Wow, pre-crushed.
Then you bend over, stick your face in the tub
and try to get a meatball in your mouth.
And if you succeed, you win one of these fabulous prizes.
Awe. Look at that stuffed cow.
You like that stuffed cow?
Uh.
Then I swear I'm going to win for you.
But--
Can I go next?
You can if you give me a dollar.
I really don't care--
Alright. And a little Parmesan cheese.
Ahh.
All right, Jasper, tell the folks at home
what you think of my pizza soup.
I love it!
Whoa there, pony. How about tasting it first?
Well, sure. I'll use the spoon.
Brilliant.
Move it! Move!
Hey, hey!
What?! Let me in there!
I'm sorry. The store is closed. We're shooting a live TV show.
I know that. Jasper! Jasper, let me in!
[screaming]
No. No, I didn't say that.
Hey, Morgan. I'm Piper,
and I watch your show all the time.
Actually, we already picked this young man
to be our special guest today, so.
So, when you went to the White House,
you made dinner for the president
and his whole family, and Jasper is family to me.
[coughing] I am?
Now, come on. We just need a, like a cool,
easy to remember name that really says
super fast reflexes.
- Okay. - Alright.
How about we just call it SFR?
How about you just stop talking?
So bad.
What about, uh... mm... lightning fightning.
- That stinks. - Boo!
- Come on, man. - Alright, I deserve that.
Hey, I know what we could call your super fast reflexes.
- Say it. - Hit me.
Super... fast... reflexes.
- It works. - Love it.
Done.
So, how does everybody like my Tuna Parmesan?
Ah, it's so good.
- Terrific. - Great.
I'm loving it.
Yay. I'll go get more tuna sauce.
Here's more sauce.
[cheering]
♪ Over your shoulder You know that I told ya ♪
♪ I'll always be picking you up When you're down ♪
♪ So just turn around ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
So good.
And that makes four.
Yes.
- Hey. - Charlotte!
Alright, try our sundae.
- They're so good. - Yeah, try 'em.
Oh, but, but shouldn't we wait for...
Okay.
Mm.
Well, I guess I should get you kids some food.
Ow!
Sorry.
Ow!
Sorry.
I'll go get you guys some corn chips.
Think I left 'em in my bathroom.
When you get back here,
Kid Danger's gonna smash your head in.
S-She's just joking. She loves comedy.
Okay, he's out of the room, make your move.
Okay.
Not on me.
Please?
Come on just break through your ropes
and go all Kid Danger on that guy.
But... he's so big.
So, you're a superhero.
Sidekick, baby.
That's like a significant notch down from a superhero.
I found the chips.
I-I don't want--
I don't want that.
This is amazing pie.
Oh, it's so good.
Oh, yeah! Let's give it up for Bianca's coconut cream pie!
[cheering]
The best pie. Mm.
Okay, my turn.
Well, roll the dice then.
Yeah, baby.
I got a six.
Wazzle!
[dinging]
- To pie. - To pie.
Awe.
Okay. Thanks so much for joining me for another fun
and fantastic food filled feast on...
The planet Earth!
No. On...
Maykew A Meal!
On Earth!
And we're out.
[cheering]
[panting]
And that's a wrap.
- What? - No, no, no.
The show's over?
Yeah, we're finished.
What food is left over?
Yeah, is there any food left over?
No, we ate it all.
Oh, Ray, Ray, you would have loved the pizza.
That sundae though.
Henry, spaghetti tacos, man.
La la la la la la la la la la.