- I'm so excited to go to my daughter's wedding.
- Oh my god.
- (laughs) Babushka Joyce.
(enchanting instrumental music)
- Today, we're gonna try on (popping)
a one-size-fits-all wedding dress.
Did you just try to put your head on my boobs?
(laughing)
(slow, low-pitched speaking) (beeping)
- Apparently, this dress fits all.
Every single human in the world.
- We have a lot of bodies here.
- (together) Yeah. - And they're all different.
I will be really surprised if this dress
fits every single one of us. (clicking)
- Yeah. - Same.
- And if it does fit, is it cute though?
- (together) yeah.
- Probably not!
Should we try it on?
(gasping)
- (together) Yeah! - Shall we!
(all cooing) - It's already too small,
it's already too small.
- This box is way too small.
- Yeah, none of my clothes have ever come into this.
- Listen though, it's heavy.
- Oh, it is?
- [Lindsay] Yeah!
- (together) Open it, open it.
- (together) Oh!
- Fancy packaging! - I love different ways
to wear a wedding dress.
- Thank you for your order.
Here you have your wedding dress,
I hope you like it! (laughing)
Are you guys ready for this?
- So ready. - Wait what is that?
- This looks really complex. - Whoa, what?
- Maybe it's like an overlay or something.
- It is an overlay.
(jumbled talking)
- This is a straight up skirt, maybe it's...
- That's, I don't understand.
- I think the bride should do it first.
- (together) Yeah! (popping)
- Okay.
- Take this little card with you
and you'll know how to wrap it.
Good luck Nina!
- Good luck Nina, it's gonna be great!
- Okay.
(shimmering noise) - (together) Oh!
- Okay. - Right, okay.
- Wait, it's beautiful!
- Honestly, it's not as bad as I thought it was gonna be.
- (together) No!
- No! (record scratch)
What are you talking about?
It's just a white dress.
- I know! - I know, I--
- Is that the standard that we have?
- I think it doesn't look cheap.
- No, it doesn't look cheap, but it's just a white dress.
- My thing was that when I saw this,
I thought it was gonna look barely even like a dress on me,
and because it's not the worst thing, I'm like,
"Oh, okay, I can get on board with this."
I feel like if you were on a budget
and you wanted a beach wedding or something easy-breezy--
- (together) yeah.
- Styled like this could work for you.
Somebody else do this. (laughing)
- Okay!
- Lindsay? - Someone will, someone will.
- You said okay! (scattered speaking)
- Yep, Lindsay said!
- I was just about to say okay!
(upbeat harp music)
(shimmering noise) - (together) Oh!
- 80s prom realness!
(giggling)
- Wait a second.
- We tried wrapping it differently.
- That looks really cute. - That wrap looks really nice.
- (together) Yeah. - How do you feel?
- I mean, I feel good, it doesn't feel like a wedding dress,
maybe it's the scrunchie.
- Is it comfortable up top?
- It's actually comfortable up top,
it feels like I'm not gonna, you know, release the boobage.
- You look very Grecian goddess.
- Yeah, you really do. - (together) Yeah.
- I like the simplicity, honestly, it's very comfortable.
I mean, I'm comfy, I could go to sleep in this.
I wouldn't wear it just 'cause I want something
a little more fancy, but it's good.
Alright, who wants to go next?
- I'll have a go!
(gentle piano music)
(shimmering effect)
- Oh, there she is. - I'm not sure how to
show you all.
- I like it! - Yeah!
- I like this wrap style a lot.
- It's Grecian. - I don't mind it, right?
- Yeah, you literally look like a muse or something.
- Oh, I'll take that.
- With a little veil, I think it would be so cute!
- Yeah! - It fits really well,
it's too long. (laughing)
Rather than that. - Yeah.
- And I also feel like the reason why it looks so plain
is because we're just wearing the dress
without any accessories. (all agreeing)
I feel like if you really want to spice it up, you could--
- You could. - Bring in more accessories.
- For sure. - Yeah.
- Right now, I really love your earrings with it.
- Who's next?
- I'll go! (cheering)
Let's really test this baby out.
(funky music)
- Okay! (shimmering effect)
This is not one size fits all.
(gasping)
I couldn't even put it on over my head.
(Gasping)
'Cause it wouldn't fit my shoulders.
- Alright, so if it's not gonna fit her,
it's not gonna fit me.
- But you have to try it, Joyce.
- Yeah, give it a try. (snorting)
- God, why can't I just pussy out of this?
(laughing)
- So, since this doesn't fit me, Spencer,
I'm sure you'll have a great time with it. (laughing)
- For 400 dollars for it not to fit is some (beeping)
(all agreeing)
- Good luck!
(upbeat orchestral music)
(shimmering effect)
- It's pretty, I love the twirl!
This looks like a beach dress.
- Yeah, I think they all do.
- They all look like beach dresses, they all look ethereal.
- It's very similar to what I did,
I don't think there's that many options to wrap it, really.
- There aren't, the reason it took me so long to put it on
is because I literally stood in front of the mirror like--
(giggling)
Also, tried on the boob tube.
- Oh, you did?
- It's useless. (laughing)
(popping)
It is, it's useless, because I tried it
and there was literally nowhere to, way to wear it
unless you do what you were already gonna do
and you get extra coverage with it.
- Mam. - Alright.
(high-energy music)
(shimmering effect) (all cooing)
- I have to say, this dress is so long I keep
literally walking in fear that I'm going to just
face-plant. - Fall, oh.
- And I have three and a half inch heels on right now.
This is really, really long for me.
What I didn't realize until wearing this dress
is that there's just so much material, and it's thick.
- The boob support has been decent.
- I'm surprised, and the nip coverage?
(air whooshing)
- Open your eyes!
(all groaning)
I've had so many of this dress
in the same exact style, (cash register effect)
so there's no excuse, and it was ten times cheaper,
so I think, you know, companies,
first of all, make a better dress,
and second of all,
be size inclusive. (dinging)
- And this is not even the peak of what "All" could be.
(all agreeing) Not even close.
(wedding march playing) - So yeah,
I'm just gonna get married in this.
(all agreeing) - I'm here for that.
- I don't know if people actually are labeling these
"One size fits all"
because they really think it's going to fit all
or if it's just a search engine thing.
- I just think if you're gonna market something
that you have as being one size fits all, it has to fit all,
and if it doesn't, you have to delete it from the Internet.
(laughing) (all agreeing)
- Delete it!
- Well, on top of that, pricing.
- Yeah, it's 400 dollars.
- You could find four dresses that are better than this.
- But also it's like, you know, it's your wedding day,
you want to feel special, you want to feel like
this is the dress that you look amazing and feel amazing in,
and all of us were just collectively kind of like, meh.
- (together) Meh.
- Marriage, sometimes like a dress.
Doesn't always fit all. (laughing)
- And it usually takes some of your money.
(upbeat jazzy music)