>>>
>>> LIFE
>>> LIFE IS SHORT, DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY, AND BOY
DOES HE EVER.
WE ARE SO HAPPY TO WELCOME BACK
ONE OF OUR FAVORITE
GUESTS, HOST OF THE EMMY
NOMINATED SHOW "AMERICAN
NINJA WARRIOR," COMEDIAN AND
OUR FRIEND MATT ISEMAN.
I SAID IT LIKE OPRAH.
>> AND YOU GET ONE AND YOU GET
ONE.
ONE.
ONE. >>
ONE. >> WE'RE SO HAPPY YOU'RE BACK.
>> YOU'VE BEEN SO BUSY.
TELL US WHAT'S GOING ON.
>> WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF
"AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR,
JUNIOR."
JUNIOR."
JUNIOR." WE'RE GEARING UP FOR SEASON 11
OF "AMERICAN NINJA
WARRIOR."
WARRIOR."
WARRIOR." WE JUST ENDED SUBMISSIONS FOR
ALL YOU ASPIRING
NINJAS.
NINJAS.
NINJAS. HOLLYWOOD GAME NIGHT.
I DID ANOTHER EPISODE OF THAT.
AND LIP SYNC BATTLE.
I GOT TO DO THAT WITH L. L.
COOL J AND CHRIS SAY
TEIGEN.
TEIGEN.
TEIGEN. I
TEIGEN. I HAD A SHOW LAST NIGHT.
>> HOW WAS IT?
>> THEY'RE THE GREATEST.
IT'S SUCH A FUN CITY.
I'M FROM DENVER.
IT REMINDS ME A LOT OF DENVER.
JUST PEOPLE CHORE HAVING A GOOD
TIME.
TIME.
TIME. THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON IN
ATLANTA.
ATLANTA.
ATLANTA. I APPRECIATED THAT PEOPLE CHOSE
TO COME OUT AND --
>> WELL, I LOVE THAT YOU'RE SO
DIVERSE.
DIVERSE.
DIVERSE. YOU WEAR MANY HATS, HOST,
COMEDIAN.
COMEDIAN.
COMEDIAN. GOING BACK TO THE STAGE, DOES
THAT KEEP YOU FRESH?
>> YES.
>> YES.
>> YES. >> DO YOU JUST LOVE IT?
>> STAND UP IS MY FIRST LOVE.
THE THING I LOVE IS THE
IMMEDIATE SAY.
IMMEDIATE SAY. SO MUCH OF WHAT YOU DO ON TV,
YOU NEVER SEE THE
REACTION.
REACTION.
REACTION. YOU HAVE TO WAIT TO GET IT.
YOU STAND UP, AND IT'S YOU AND
THE AUDIENCE AND THAT
IMMEDIATE FEED BACK.
>>>
>>> THERE
>>> THERE WERE TRAIN WRECKS. >> WHY DIDN'T THEY HIRE YOU FOR
GOD'S SAKE.
GOD'S SAKE. >> PLEASE DO NOT.
OKAY.
OKAY.
OKAY. ON
OKAY. ON THAT NOTE, QUICKLY, THERE
HAVE BEEN SOME
COMEDIAN.
COMEDIAN.
COMEDIAN. >> YES. CONTROVERSIES OF LATE.
>> YES.
>> YES.
>> YES. >> THIS PAST WEEK -- GOSH I
FORGOT WHAT DAY WE'RE
ON.
ON.
ON. LET'S
ON. LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMEBODY WHO
IS JUST HAVING SUCH A
HIGH MOMENT IN HER LIFE UNTIL
THIS PARTICULAR NIGHT.
TIFFANY.
TIFFANY.
TIFFANY. >> YOU KNOW, TIFFANY HADDISH.
SHE ADMITTED IT.
SHE SAID SHE WAS OUT PARTYING
THE NIGHT BEFORE.
SHE WAS DRINKING THAT NIGHT.
THE REALITY IS IN STAND UP
EVERY SINGLE COMEDIAN IS
GOING TO HAVE A NIGHT THAT
DOESN'T GO WELL.
THAT SHOW, THE ALCOHOL MAY HAVE
CONTRIBUTED.
CONTRIBUTED. SHE IS A RISING STAR.
SHE IS A SUPERSTAR.
SHE IS A BEAST ON STAGE.
IF YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO SEE
TIFFANY HADDISH, GO E
HER.
HER.
HER. IT'S
HER. IT'S ALMOST AS GOOD AS MATT
ISEMAN WITH THE PUNCH
LINE.
LINE.
LINE. IT'S LIKE ME, HADDUSH.
>> INTERESTING TAKE, BECAUSE I
KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE
GAVE HER A HARD TIME.
YOU'VE BEEN THERE.
MAYBE THE DRINKING SHOULDN'T
HAVE HAPPENED, BUT AT
THE END OF THE DAY, YOU ARE
GOING TO HAVE THOSE
MOMENTS, AND YOU HOPE IT HELPS
YOU GROW.
YOU GROW.
YOU GROW. >> YOU NEVER WANT TO GO ON
STAGE IMPAIRED.
STAGE IMPAIRED. A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE HAD IT
HAPPEN TO THEM.
KATT WILLIAMS.
KATT WILLIAMS. A LOT OF BIG COMICS.
STAND-UP COMEDY CAN BE A VERY
TAXING JOB, AND SHE'S
WORKING SO HARD.
AND SHE MIGHT HAVE JUST
OVERINDULGED A BIT.
THE REALITY IS SHE IS STILL A
TREMENDOUS PERFORMER.
TREMENDOUS PERFORMER. >> SPEAKING OF TREMENDOUS
PERFORMING, RIGHT NOW,
WE'VE DECIDED TO PUT OUR CARA
KNEER TO THE TEST.
BASICALLY WE'VE PUT TOGETHERA
LITTLE COMPETITION TO
SEE HOW YOUR SKILLS FARE?
>> SHE'S ALREADY TRASH-TALKING
ME.
ME.
ME. >>
ME. >> IN
ME. >> IN A LIP SYNC SHOW DOWN
EXTRAORDINAIRE.
EXTRAORDINAIRE. I WAS TOLD THERE ARE CERTAIN
WORDS COPY RIGHTED.
CARA IS GOING FIRST.
WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, TAKE IT
AWAY.
AWAY.
AWAY. >>
AWAY. >> WHICH ONE IS MY CAMERA?
>>
>>
>> ♪
>> ♪ I'M
>> ♪ I'M SURE ROUNDED BY YOUR
EMBRACE.
EMBRACE.
EMBRACE. BABY, I CAN SEE YOUR HALO.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE MY SAVING
GRACE.
GRACE.
GRACE. YOU'RE EVERYTHING I NEED AND
MORE.
MORE.
MORE. IT'S WRITTEN L OVER YOUR
FACE.
FACE.
FACE. BABY, I CAN FEEL YOUR HALO ♪
HALO, HALO, HALO ♪ HALO, HALO,
HALO.
HALO.
HALO. >>
HALO. >> YES, I LOVE IT.
GO, CARA.
GO, CARA.
GO, CARA. >> OH, MY GOD.
CARA.
CARA.
CARA. >>
CARA. >> THAT WAS AMAZING. BRILLIANT
THAT WAS BRILLIANT.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'RE GOING
TO --
TO --
TO -- >>
TO -- >> SHE CHOSE A DAY HAVE A. YOU
CHOSE A DAY HAVE A TO SING.
I GUESS THE ONLY WAY TO DO IT
IS TO CHOOSE MY OWN
DAY HAVE A. PLEASE GIVE IT TO
ME
ME
ME >>
>>
>> ♪
>> ♪ YOU'RE HERE.
THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR.
NOTE I KNOW THAT MY HEART WILL
GO ON
GO ON
GO ON >>
GO ON >> I FEEL LIKE WE'RE ON THE
TITANIC AS I SPEAK
>> "WE'LL STAY FOREVER THIS WAY
♪ YOU ARE SAFE IN MY HEART,
AND MY HEART WILL GO ON
AND ON ♪
AND ON ♪
AND ON ♪ >> THIS IS SO HARD.
.
.
. >>>
. >>> ALL
. >>> ALL RIGHT.
NEXT UP, CARA IN HER FINEAL
PERFORMANCE
PERFORMANCE >>
>>
>> ♪
>> ♪ I
>> ♪ I WILLIAM ON THE OTHER SIDE.
♪ DELUSIONAL, DELUSIONAL,
BEFORE I'M LOSING MY MIND ♪
IT'S CONFUSING.
IT'S CONFUSING. WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME
♪ LET'S SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU
♪ I GET SO OBSESSED ♪
>> YES, THAT'S IT.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. THIS SHOW DOWN IS UNBELIEVABLE.
>> I'M GOING TO TURN IT BACK,
BACK, BACK TO THE
ú80S.
ú80S.
ú80S. >>
ú80S. >> YES.
>> YES.
>> YES. OH, GO
OH, GO
OH, GO >>>
>>>
>>> ♪
>>> ♪ POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME ♪ IN
THE NAME OF LOVE
>> LOOK HOW LOW HE CAN GO.
>> DON'T DRINK THE WATER.
>>
>>
>> ♪
>> ♪ POUR
>> ♪ POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME ♪
CANT GET NOW OUT I'M HOT,
STICKY SWEET, FROM MY
HEAD TO MY FEET ♪
>> OH, MY GOD.
GUYS, GET OUT HERE.
AUDIENCE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
IT'S A TIE.
I CAN'T.
I CAN'T.
I CAN'T. MOST IMPORTANTLY, SEE HIM
TONIGHT THROUGH SUNDAY.
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