ORANGE: I heard trailers go off without a hitch. [LAUGHS]
YAY!
MIDGET APPLE: [PANTING] Wait up guys! I'm coming!
Once again, I was not invited.
[CHATTERING]
-[ALL LAUGHING] -Oh, that's gross.
Well I just don't get what's so scary about a movie about some clown who knows about computers.
The last time dude, the movie is called, "It,"
not I.T.
[LAUGHING]
Well I don't about this you guys, clowns are like near the top on my list of scary things.
Yay! I love clowns!
PEAR: Well, you're in luck Marshmallow. I think this movie is gonna be right up your ally.
LITTLE APPLE: Oh, man...
PEAR: You wear a diaper this time, Little Apple?
MIDGET APPLE: Sure did! Learned my lesson last time in a major way.
ALL: Eww...
BILL: There you go. She's already, captain.
GEORGIE: Thanks, Billy.
MIDGET APPLE: In case you're wondering, I'm not even scared.
PEAR: That's good, because nothing scary's even happened, yet.
ORANGE: Hey, what's this "a-boat"?
-[ALL GROAN] -[LAUGHING]
PEAR: Please don't.
ORANGE: [SINGING] Row row row your boat, gently down the gutter
Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a--
[THUD]
-PEAR: Oh! -[ALL LAUGHING]
PEAR: You guys, come on!
MIDGET APPLE: I know I shouldn't laugh, but I can't help it!
ORANGE: Let's see it in rewind!
-PEAR: Dude, no! Stop!
[THUD]
-Oh! -[ALL LAUGHING]
-PEAR: Okay. -[THUD]
[ALL LAUGHING AGAIN]
PEAR: Oh, har-har, we get it, the kid hit his head. Can we move on?
MIDGET APPLE: Wait, Pear, maybe he won't hit his head this time.
-[THUD] -ORANGE AND MIDGET APPLE: Nope.
-[BOTH LAUGHING] -PEAR: Okay we get it! That was the last time! Got it?
ORANGE: We'll see.
[PEAR GROANS]
No!
MIDGET APPLE: Oh. Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man!
GEORGIE: No!
What do you think it's down there?
ORANGE: Probably the kid's boat. Weren't you watching? [LAUGHS]
Oh, I'm in it too.
PEAR: Don't do it.
[FARTING]
-[MIDGET APPLE LAUGHS] -PEAR: [GROANS] You ruined the part where the scary clown pops up!
ORANGE: I'm sorry, I'm gassy.
MIDGET APPLE: Is it just me, or does the clown look a lot like Orange?
No? Okay.
BEN: Derry's not like any town I've ever been before.
MIDGET APPLE: Is there actually a town called "Derry"?
ORANGE: I don't know, but if there is, they're probably having a cow over this "moo-vie".
-[LAUGHING] -[PEAR GROANS HARDER]
Double pun, sucker! [LAUGHING]
BEN: Way, way worse.
MARSHMALLOW: Yay! I love balloons!
ORANGE: And I love fast-fowarding through really boring parts.
-WHOO-HOO! -PEAR: Orange, knock it off! You're blowing through all the good stuff!
ORANGE: Okay, I'll stop "clowning" around.
-[LAUGHING] -[PEAR AND MIDGET APPLE GROAN]
Look. It's all connected by the sewers.
That's where It lives.
MIDGET APPLE: Oh, this music is making it so scary. Why am I scared of this blind projector?
ORANGE: Ooh, I remember that trip to Splash Mountain. We had a lot of fun!
PEAR: What are you talking about, Orange? You're not in this movie.
ORANGE: [EERILY] Are you sure about that?
PEAR: Um, yeah?
-MIDGET APPLE: That's going on? -PEAR: I don't know, dude!
-[MIDGET APPLE WHIMPERS] -MARSHMALLOW: Yay! Orange is a movie star!
MIDGET APPLE: Um, what? -ORANGE: Yeah, it was such a windy day that day.
It was getting all in my face.
MIDGET APPLE: I have so many questions right now.
PEAR: Yeah. Questions like, oh, WHAT are you doing in this movie?
MIDGET APPLE: Yeah, ARE you playing a trick on us?
MARSHMALLOW: And that YOU made the clown, because I'm still waiting to see him. Yay!
-ORANGE: [LAUGHING] I did meet him. He was really nice.
Bill, if you'll come with me, you'll float, too.
PEAR AND MIDGET APPLE: Umm...
Georgie.
[GIGGLING] You'll float, too. You'll float, too!
-[GASPING] -You'll float, too!
YOU'LL FLOAT, TOO!!!
ORANGE: I could really go for a root beer float, now.
[SCREAMS IN HORROR]
PEAR: Alright, that IS you!
ORANGE: Okay, okay the secret's out. They asked me to play the clown and I said, "yes."
MIDGET APPLE: No, they did not!
ORANGE: [LAUGHS] April Fools!
PEAR: That was like last week dude!
[ORANGE LAUGHS]
PEAR: I don't know who let you re-edit the trailer, but you totally ruined it!
ORANGE: That's not true, you haven't seen the best part yet.
[THUD]
-[PEAR GRUNTS] -MIDGET APPLE: Ooh!
-[ALL LAUGHING] -PEAR: You guys!
Captions by Ryland Barnes
[ORANGE LAUGHING] Knife!