*gasps* No!
Someone's murdered this toast
How could you it doesn't even have a face toast is one of the greatest
Gifts that we have in this world and someone does this to it
You're supposed to slide the knife across his buttery face not stab it. Look it's it's upset and what is that noise?
Really at a time like this. We need to solve this case who murdered this toast?
I suspect the boom box. But also there were some weird happenings a moment ago a
Seemingly UFO combined with a bus drops me off and then I think it crashed I caught it on film this is what happens
um okay, bye
Oh
Dear um
What just happened so there is weird stuff going on here
The cemetery, please don't please don't say there's more dead toast
why why I literally just ate toast like a minute ago
This is upsetting me greatly looks like there's a special one actually. Oh
Yeah, of course, of course
There's one for me. Can I pick this stuff up?
No, well, at least like people are leaving candles for me, but I'm not dead yet
Yet, but the rest of the toast is that's unfortunate. I think we need to go this way to the big house to see and
Find out and discover
Oh. who murdered this toast. I want to go up here first
Red handprint, that's freaky, it's closed
No, ah first suspects the Confraternity of toasts if you don't know what Confraternity is it's this a brotherhood basically a
gang of
toasts I think we need to follow this is
This is like the Illuminati sign for toast gangs, isn't it? Is this what's gonna happen luckily?
This guy is alive the problem with this toast in particular
because it doesn't have a face it can either be a piece of toast or
Or a butt basically not getting good vibes from this
Oh, these guys have faces toast praise the Confraternity
or the giant butts depending on how you look at this. Excuse me. I have a few questions for you. Can you speak?
Nope, is this all you say what about your friend, huh?
Do you know your whereabouts of like 10 minutes ago when a piece of toast a mere
Tiny piece of toast was stabbed and killed. I don't think he has a clue what I'm saying
So I'm gonna follow the yellow-brick toast and see where this leads me
I probably shouldn't be um, I shouldn't be climbing this
It's making me a little bit uneasy, I think we're on the roof. I have no I shouldn't be up here
I really shouldn't be up here. I
Should be going this way
follow
The toast jump I don't want to jump. Why are you telling me to jump there's red things down there
Can I come and speak to you instead?
Whoops. These guys are freaking me out
What is this? Oh, it's the bus that kidnapped me. See I was telling the truth Oh No
Help me. Sorry. I'm on a murder investigation
Maybe I'll investigate you next. Oh
No, kill all humans. It's time to take revenge. The faces are making me like a little bit unsettled. I'm not gonna lie and
the more I think of these is upside down butts the funnier this gets
It's glowing and these guys don't like us for whatever reason the treasure don't exist
But apparently there's a treasure here. Hello, sir. What is that on your hand?
You're a cool pirate same I just don't have the cool hook
I'm gonna head to this weird a beam of light and see what's down here. I'm guessing more toast
How are you, sir? What are you watching? You love programming?
Have you got your four arms and no keys and you're not really doing anything like you've been watching YouTube videos, haven't you? Ah, I
Found a door with a piece of butt outside of it. Let's see what happens. Oh
My
Goodness, did I die?
Did I die I am poor one dollar, please
I'm afraid I literally have nobody no pockets. So I can't fit a dollar in here. I'm sorry. What is happening? Who are you?
Let's go speak to the almighty bread toast King. No or yes, I'm gonna have to make a choice. Oh,
The pressure hello friends. How are you? Hello, sir. Nice crown. You have there supreme boss. Hi
I'm the glorious founder of this beautiful Confraternity kneel in front of me young subject now
I will ask you to answer a simple question. Do you want to join the Confraternity? Yes or no?
Okay, so we need to join or deny This guy's cult invitation
I'm going yes. I'm scared of these guys. I just want to find out who murdered that piece of toast
Let's press E
Are we here?
Are we good? Are we safe? I think we're safe. Hello young toast
If you want to enter to the glorious Confraternity of toast, you have to go to the sacred temple
you will receive orders there and remember have a strong respect for the
Authorities. Okay good to know. Hello friend. I'm happy to be here same I am too
Woah they are advanced. Look at this bus over here
This is giving me like Futurama vibes. It's so weird
Are these all little toasty houses?
It's like Spongebob. Are we in the sea?
I think we might be in the sea toast lice keeps the city safe is that the same as police. Although they are Hey
No, I've done nothing wrong I am but a mere piece of toast did that guy do something wrong
Are you gonna take him away? Is he a criminal? Looks like they're moving along. I'm getting out of here
What's going on here you like plastic trees. You're no help at all. Okay, I'm out of here. Let's go
I probably should have clicked no, right? Let's see what happens. Hyah!
This is this is too weird. Oh, that's weird
That's so weird. I feel like I'm playing an optical illusion right now
Hello young toast to join the glorious Confraternity of toast You'll have to pass three tests in the first test
you'll have to overcome a difficult maze and the second test your parkour
Skills will be put to the test. Now the last test you will have to question mark okay, let's do this
I can be a toast
I kind of wish I'd said no now because I want to find out what they would have done test one the labyrinth
You know what? This is like two of my worst hates mazes and parkour
Why it's like the dullest maze I have ever seen as well
you can barely make out the difference between the floor and the walls. I'll see you in about an hour guys
No, I found it. It was like five seconds. Haha past your stupid test. Oh
No, it's yep
This is it parkour not pleased by this good blue bad red question mark rainbow okay
Made the first bit now. This is weird because he kind of jumps one more step like goes forward one more step then he should
so this is going to be
mildly frustrating
Oh
Wow, that's one go and it sends you all the way back to the end as well
That's horrible no, this is what I get for completing the maze so quickly, isn't it? Hey, there we go, so don't touch the red
That should be easy enough
No, no
No, go
Hahahaha guys the movement in this game is horrible. I can't really tell where my feet are. I don't even have feet
Oh, I did it I did it
and go
Yes
Okay, um
This is horrible
Yes
That's what I'm talking about. Okay, just take your time
Yes. Oh
Jeez, I don't mess it up now
Right or left. What do you mean right or left?
And what are these glowy blocks? They don't really do anything do they?
Yeah, okay, right. It's given us a choice. I don't want to mess this up now if this kills me I'm going to be mad I'm gonna go right
I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna pick left. I'm not gonna sprint. What?!
It's gonna be this one, isn't it? It's gonna be a proper troll it is this one?
Okay. I thought I'd messed up then. I jumped twice. Oh
No, no. No, it's so long. Does it make it go all the way back to the beginning as well?
This is horrible, I think I'm doing it though. I'm doing okay. This is the thinnest piece
I
Almost forgot to jump. I think I'm okay
I'm really not. Okay. Oh, geez, you've got to be joking
How am I supposed to do this
I Don't want to be in your toast cult that badly up until this point. I'm
Good, but this and the moving bit next and what do these things? Do I kind of want to touch them?
curious all of this to find out who killed a piece of toast
Toast can't even die can it? actually this might not be too bad?
Yes
Yes, yes. Yes, okay
No, I pressed backwards. I was so close. Okay, I've got this. I definitely got this just look down
Normally, you don't want to look down but this time it's excused
This is horrible really horrible
I'm back at the bit that I was at before no pressure
You're kidding me
You know how long it took me to get back to that one bit
I thought this was a game about toast not some dumb parkour game. Why?
Okay, two jumps two jumps. Could I just not make it over to there?
Is it worth the risk? It was worth the risk? I did it. I did it do not mess me up now. I
Don't trust this at all. This cube with the question marks I don't trust you. I don't trust anything about this game
don't
touch me
Are we good? I think we're good. Thank goodness for that. Why is this here? I'm
Not gonna fall off there. I just want to press the e I just want to
I can't go through the door. I just have to drop down on I okay. You know what red arrow. I'm trusting you Hey
Thank you for the trust red arrow. Thanks for not letting me down something weirds going on here. This is unfinished. Isn't it unfinished business?
unfinished butt business
Escape I don't believe you
Oh
No, they set off the alarms they know I'm not toast train equals death, that's fine. Oh
Oh do I have to jump on the train or do I have to just run I
Have no idea I'm just gonna run. I beat your stupid parkour course. Okay, what is this magic fluid? It's corrosive
Great. I'm just gonna run. Let's go. I think you have to just dodge the Train. Yeah
Yeah, I think we're good easy
Escaping from a toast gang is easy. Here we go. Just let this guy go past and
We're outta here
Escape
Please please no more rooms
This reminds me of when we played the chumbucket game never get into a lift in a creepy eerie game like this
You never get in a lift. Why?
Why there's something Bad's going to happen in here?
Okay, maybe not wicked. Hello?
Is anyone here?
There's a door
It's closed. Of course it is what is in all these boxes more toast more knives?
more dead toast bodies
What what is happening can I die from this I'm just gonna run this is so odd. I don't know what's going on
I just wanted to find out Oh
Exit this is not an exit. It's trolling me what is going on here the train stopped as well
Do I have to go on the train I do
Where are you taking me? Why am I trusting the toast train? I shouldn't trust anything
That is made of toast
Ever again. So put me off toast for life. I feel like I'm playing through a weird dream
I had once that's the kind of vibe. I'm getting from this game. I can't move
But it looks like I've arrived at my destination. Am I the new toast king? I better be let's see what happens
Thank you train. See you later, buddy
What is going on what is this toast machine status online you are here don't press
BAM oh
No, it's offline.What did i do? I'm just gonna get out of here no one saw a thing. Okay
Something fell on my heads now we might be dead we might be in a dream still
But I think that's the way we need to go. You are not safe
They see you you look much cooler in this outfit. Let me just say that excuse me, sir
I completely forgot my mission. You will die. If you go ahead I don't care too much
I just want to find out who killed that toast at the beginning. That was what led me on this weird journey but
Looks like no one's gonna tell me maybe it was him. Who knows? Well, maybe
It's the person that is gonna meet us on the other side of this door the moment of truth through the butt door
To the third test
ride a unicorn and live happily or a
Sad smiley face. Oh, I wonder this better not be something really dumb like a blind parkour course. Oh,
That's playing
That's playing ominous music. That's not good
What is the third test?
Okay seen that before. That doesn't scare me one bit. What does scare me is what could potentially be?
Nope at the top of here
Even more crosses. Okay, maybe they cut me up into several pieces that could happen with toasts to be honest. Oh
No free money
press e to take free money
Got it. Thank you. I am dreaming aren't I? This is all a dream. This is all a crazy toast Ridden dream
He looks pretty happy though, I am poor one dollar please. Oh wait, can I give him the money I
Just picked up money. I just picked up. Let me give it to him. I don't think I can I'm out of here
Sorry, buddy. Sorry the game wouldn't let me I tried Oh No, Oh
No, is he gonna what's he gonna do
Am I is this my second life? I think
He did a ritual a toast ritual why are they boom boxes and not toasters Oh
No, what have you got yourself into you still look pretty happy
But still very very creepy. What is happening to you was it you?
Are you the piece of toast that had the knife for it at the beginning Oh
Almost fell there that would have been diabolical. Can we finally get out of here? Ah!!
That wasn't nice where am I what is this what is gonna happen? I just want to get out of here
Welcome to
Something a little bit different the trains here this paintings flowing around more parkour
Great. Oh no wait
Do I need to go across here? Let's see. I
Think I can get up there. I
Look at my parkour skills now press e to exit but there's something else down here. I need to go down here first
what is down this hole a
Toast man, of course what else would be down there a car a piece of the castle. Oh
jeez
Hello the dreams don't exist wake up says the wise toast
How do you wake up from a dream?
You potentially die. Haha. I figured it out all along
You are dead you fell into the abyss whoops do that again, shall we? Okay real ending? Ah,
Oh another strange dream see I told you
Again, another stressful workday.Oh it is about dreams. That's kind of cool. See this is a computer at the beginning
This is a boom box where we fell asleep
Cuz like if you think about something just before you fall asleep, you normally dream about it. So this actually worked. Oh, I'm done
I'm done. I'm checking out. This chair is massive. I must have a huge butt. Maybe that's why I'm dreaming about butts as well
I am Number
I'm a number. Where do I run to where do I go? Can I become a toast now?
Wait, that's it
That's all that happens
it was
It's just a dream. Oh
But we didn't get to find out who murdered the toast at the beginning
That's unfortunate. This is extra
Enjoy hello friends
Is this it
Guys
Guys, I'm not gonna lie. You're freaking me out
You really freaking me out out of here. I'm falling into the abyss you made me do it
will we ever find out what happened in the picnic area today this day the 28th of August to this poor little
Toast I'm afraid we won't I think that might just be us. It's a deep message
It's a very deep message
But we will never find the culprit unless the culprit is us and we're just not very good at spreading toast. Who knows?
Who knows but you know me I like I like a weird game and this was a weird game
I enjoyed it very much. Hopefully you did too if you did
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