♪ I'm cookin' I'm cookin' things ♪
♪ Things that people will chew ♪
OK, OK, let's eat this sucka.
Giant spaghetti taco time!
Grande espagueti tacola!
May I?
- OK, Sam. Take a bite. - Shut up!
I need to focus.
[groaning]
It's really good, huh?
It's so much better than good. It's... ah.
It's like eating a fat angel.
The shop closed yesterday.
Trudy had the last pie.
And this is the last piece.
OK, who gets to go first?
Well, to be most fair--
Remember when that piece of pie was still there?
Yeah...
Here's a basket of tacos and here's a stick.
Put the tacos on the stick then walk around, try to sell 'em.
You can't put tacos on a stick, they'll break.
Try it.
See, it's impossible!
Who could eat a piece of cheesecake this big?
Shouldn't' there be a law that says my dessert can't weigh more than me?
I know. Might as well tie a knot around two kangaroos. Know what I'm sayin'?
No, no Ruben, I don't know what you're sayin'.
Pretty much nobody ever knows what you're sayin'. Know what I'm sayin'?
Alright, let's be cool.
Yeah, Sam, you don't need bubble wrap to know when it's chowder time.
I found Fadoodles!
I thought they didn't exist.
She means we thought they'd be really hard to find.
Uh, they were.
I had to try seven different places
until I finally found them in this weird Scandinavian market in Nordic Town.
Here you go.
- Thanks. - Great.
Uh, but we needed fat-free Fadoodles.
Fat-free.
I also have barbeque, cool ranch and zesty jalapeno.
Alright, here are your four smoothies.
You sure you don't want to blast me in the head with a lemon
before I drink this?
Alright, but I don't think you're gonna like it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's this in my smoothie?
Oh!
There are my keys!
What about my smoothie?
Well, you can keep the rest.
- Make me a new one! - OK then!
[screaming]
Oh, oh, look. Look at what mojo. Do you see this?
Oh, look at these fries.
I have money! I have the money!
I have the money! Oh! Oh!
Oh, look! Oh, look at this! Oh, oh, oh! Oh, hey look!
[groaning]
- Hey there. Fudge Balls? - No.
No? OK.
How about you, ma'am? Sunshine Girls Fudge Balls? No?
Hey, come on. We got peanut butter.
We got caramel, marshmallow. No?
Who's in the mood for some Fudge Balls?
[laughing]
- On three. - One...
- Two... - Three!
[moaning]
[laughing]
Oh.
Oh, Carly, how amazing is this lasagna?
It's very good lasagna.
Why can't I sit with you guys?
'Cause me and Freddie are on a date.
- Parmesan cheese? - Sure.
So I'm just supposed to sit here
and wait for you guys to have a fight so I can settle it?
- Pretty much. - We'd really appreciate that.
- Now back at us. - Now back at Gibby.
His hands are full of tuna fish salad.
- Now look down. - Back up.
- Look out your window.. - Think about cheese.
Stop thinking about cheese.
Your web show isn't as good as this web show.
But your web show can smell like this web show.
If you have a Gibby.
Holding a large blob of tuna fish salad.
I'm on a cow.
[mooing]
Let me shake a little red pepper on that pasta.
No, no. I don't like hot red pepper.
You'll like it, trust me.
You'll love it. Alright.
Wow, Gib, this smells fantastic. Who gave--
Hey, shut up a sec?
So listen, you know my cousin Dominic?
They guy with the nose?
Yeah, his sister-in-law's father owns a restaurant supply company.
He said he can hook us up with anything we need.
Menus, tables, kitchen appliances,
food, meat, shrimp, lobster, whatever we want, super cheap.
That's awesome.
Lemonade!
- So I'll hook it up? - Hook it, baby.
Two lemonades.
[moaning]
- Interesting. - That's red pepper lemonade.
[moaning]
[screaming]