Give us some-- some beauty tips
Ellen, I wanted to get you totally ready.
So it's kind of like we're all going
to be with you that morning.
Right
Because you might be a little nervous.
Yeah?
Maybe you will.
Maybe, yeah.
OK, so this is all of us are going to be with you.
And I want you to just think about when you're
getting ready that morning.
Now, this is the money shot.
Right, sure.
Hello.
Yeah.
OK, so there you go.
Right, I know.
OK.
So Ellen, the most important thing that Ellen needs to do,
you guys, is just have a strong jaw line.
So very strong jaw line and lifted cheeks.
So let me look at you.
Gorgeous.
You don't need this.
But if any of us do, from Japan, I found this.
It is a chin and cheek lifter.
So all you do is you just put this
on, Ellen, the morning of, or maybe a day or two before.
You will walk around.
What this is going to do-- these girls are laughing.
They wear theirs.
And they lift their cheeks.
And your chin is getting very firm.
But you know what the new thing is?
Just a little tip in the nose, a nose lift.
So I found this, which is the coolest thing.
You wear it, girls, three minutes-- and boys--
three minutes a day.
You just-- I don't want to gross you out.
You put it in.
And then you just do this.
And it's-- just feel me.
There's a little vibration.
[LAUGHTER]
Just feel me.
Can you hear it?
[VIBRATING]
It's vibrating.
Can you hear it?
Yes, I can.
It's vibrating.
What does that feel like on your nose vibrating?
It's so fun.
[LAUGHTER]
OK.
And you could do your chores.
Right.
And so again, when you take that off, you have lifted your nose?
You've lifted it a little.
Did you want to see?
No.
Oh.
You should take it off.
I have to take it off.
So let me take the chinstrap off.
Oh, look how high.
Oh, my god.
OK, Ellen, now, one more thing about this.
I do this all the time.
Now, this is maybe the night before.
Ellen is ready to go to bed, you guys.
She's waking up the next morning to host the Academy Awards.
And I do this all the time, Ellen.
You do two up, two over, crisscross.
Up, over, crisscross.
So you do this.
And it's a bunch of-- look at it--
I know.
I've had done to me.
I love that thing.
Isn't it the greatest thing?
It lets-- yes.
Did you want to try it?
No.
OK, Andy, come here.
Andy, Andy, come here just for a second.
Andy, come here.
Ellen, it's like-- just picture--
[CROWD CHEERS]
It's no big deal.
It's just like-- do you want to do it?
Let me do your hand first.
So ladies, they do it all the time.
And it's just like--
No, don't do his arm.
Really?
His face?
OK.
It's just like you're on the farm, Ellen.
It's great for you.
And you're irrigating the farm.
Oh!
Andy.
Yeah, OK.
I do it all the time.
You're doing it a lot harder than you need to.
I am not.
It's easy.
Is that not good?
And you're making holes.
And then you just use a hole in the face.
It's good for you.
And then you what happens?
The cream, Ellen, goes in at night.
Do his neck because it's so good for your neck.
Oh, yes.
Oh.
OK.
Thank you.
And isn't that good?
It's a little--
I know.
Well, he's [INAUDIBLE].
There are studies that show that if you breathe oxygen,
you guys, in--
oh, just a minute.
Let me do this one.
OK, you inhale it.
Aren't we all breathing oxygen anyway?
Yes, but this is oxygen in a bottle.
[BOTTLES HISS]
Hold it.
OK.
That's a lot!
You're gonna-- you're gonna faint.
You're gonna faint.
OK, hold it.
Now, let it out.
Oh, my gosh.
Don't you feel better?
Oxygen, in studies-- in studies, you guys,
oxygen has been proven to make you smarter.
You're gonna OD.
How do you OD on oxygen?
Because it's too much, and you'll get lightheaded.
And you could faint.
So you know what?
But for the Oscars--
but for the Oscars right before, you guys,
I want Ellen to take a little inhalant.
And then-- see?
It's like I could do the whole thing.
And then it makes you faster and smarter.
It makes you faster and smarter?
Yes, because a lot of the Olympians do it.
And people on all kinds of-- yeah.
And don't do too much, Ellen.
You're going to faint.
All right, what's this?
OK, Ellen, this is what I'm most excited about.
So I invented this for you for the Oscars.
OK, which one do you want?
You really did invent this?
I swear.
I just invented it for all of guys now.
Now, this is called the beauty bib.
The beauty bib.
Are you in the mood for pearls or a tie?
It doesn't matter.
Let me do pearls.
You can do pearls.
You're very Chanel, and I'm very tie.
OK.
So you know what?
Many times I come here, and I'm always
wearing a really nice dress because I like to dress up
for you in a ballgown.
And so I don't like to get my dress dirty.
So I just wanted to show you, like, let's just pretend--
This is such a smart idea.
Isn't this great?
So maybe you're going to the Oscars.
You've got your great outfit on.
Exactly.
And they say, Ellen, let's just put some powder on you.
And you're like, oh, my gosh, don't,
because I have my outfit on and I don't want it all over.
And then you go like, oh, let me just put a little-- ladies,
do you do this?
A liquid foundation, right?
Oh, and then, oh, it's dripping.
And then, you know me.
I'm over here.
And it's like, oh, let's just do a facial
because I love avocado, girls, for your hair.
After you've powdered?
No, it would be in a different order.
I did the wrong order.
All right.
Oh no, I just dropped it.
And then, you know, you do all this stuff.
And then watch.
Are you ready for this, Ellen?
You're going to love this.
Now let me just wipe my hands.
Let me guess-- it's not on your gown.
Wait.
Let's just see.
It's not on your gown.
As clean as a whistle.
Let's see you.
Maybe you have some.
I'm clean as a whistle.
Oh, my gosh, look at it--
Get that off of here.
Thank you.
Actually, Kym, that's a great idea,
because a lot of people at the last minute want to put mo--
because they don't want to pull their dress over their head
or something, and you get makeup on, or your shirt.
It's a great-- good for you.
And we did for Ellen for the Oscars.
And it's at Kym's corner on KymDouglas.com.
All right.
You can get your own beauty bib at KymDouglas.com.
And good for you.
Very, very smart idea.
I want to thank Kym Douglas, David Spade.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Be kind to one another.
Bye bye.