- Cameron, you're here.
Will you go through some stories with us today?
- Yes, I would love to.
- Alright, let's hit it.
First up, some breaking news
from the International House of Pancakes.
Yeah, we bring you the stories you want to know.
USA Today reports IHOP has some new menu items
for your next bestie brunch:
bubbles, wine, and brews.
That's right,
alcohol is on the menu at IHOP,
officially making them
the International House of Pill Pill Pill.
(laughter)
Oh my God. IHOP! You know how I love brunch.
Brunch is a way of life for me,
but I'm just worried at IHOP,
when you're drinking,
it's going to be, go from, IHOP to I wasted
to I drunk texted my ex
to I hate myself in the morning.
You know, that's a really slippery slope.
- It sounds like profit for IHOP.
- Ding, ding, ding.
(laughter)
- Well, you know, I have a suggestion for IHOP.
As you boost your sales,
nothing goes with a big ol' stack of buttermilk pancakes,
like a crisp, refreshing glass of wine.
That's clean, organic,
and from mine maker Cameron Diaz.
(cheering applause)
- [Ross] She is selling the product
- [Cameron] I know. She's like my support here.
Like a supporter.
- You know, I'd like you to quickly tell everyone else
what you told me,
because you made me realize that I didn't know about wine.
- Sure. So my partner, my co-founder, Katherine Power,
and I, we love to drink wine
and we were drinking wine one day
and realized that, you know, everything else in our life,
we're leveling up on.
Everything we drink, eat is organic.
And we just realized we never questioned what was in wine
and sort of naively thinking
that it was just fermented grapes.
And then we sort of took this deep dive into wine making.
And we really found out that there's over 73 ingredients
that can be added to wine without any disclosure.
And so we kind of just made clean, delicious wine.
So we don't add any extra sugar.
We don't add any colors or concentrates.
It's all organic.
And we made, first and foremost, delicious wine.
Am I correct?
- The only thing I am upset about this wine with
is that I don't have enough.
So let me just here.
- [Cameron] Oh yeah. Okay.
- [Ross] Here we go.
- [Cameron] Cheers.
It's actually glass, you guys.
- [Ross] Okay.
- Whoa.
- [Ross] That was a big gulp.
(laughter)
That was so good.
- IHOP. It's called Avaline.
(laughter)
- Wow.
- Cameron, it's your story.
- Okay. Yep.
It's my turn.
Okay, so there's a new trend in dating
we have to talk about:
InStyle reports it's called hard balling.
- [Ross] Ooh, ouch.
- [Drew] I mean, I like it already.
(laughter)
- [Cameron] Whoa.
And its...
This is the definition of it.
Okay. so don't get so crazy. Okay.
And it's when you treat your dating life,
like you're running a Fortune 500 company.
And you're the CEO of that company
and you make hard decisions
and you make them fast.
So anyone who doesn't meet your criteria has got to go.
Ross?
- Yeah. I think you should treat it like a business,
if you're not what I'm looking for, get out, next, move on.
But I also think there's a time in people's lives
where you should play a little softball,
if you know what I mean.
Like, just have some fun.
I have a girlfriend who kept saying,
I keep...
These guys keep leaving me.
They keep leaving me.
I go, well, what are the first dates like?
She says, well, I ask them if they want kids.
I ask them...
I'm like, girl,
what are you doing on date one?
You don't ask if you want kids.
You ask if you like pizza or the color blue.
- And so she was a natural hard baller
from the beginning
because she's like,
this is what I want.
Are you in?
No.
So she shouldn't be looking at it that they're leaving her.
She should be going, you know what?
You don't add up to me.
You don't...
You're not my...
You're not at my place, but that's okay.
That's okay.
Because then you at least know, you know what I mean?
At least, you know, like, we're not in the same place.
And I think that's what dating is all about.
- I hear you. I hear.
I think it's just important to know what you want
and when you see it, hold onto it,
and if you find something that's not for you,
don't be afraid to move on.
Don't be afraid to leap on to the unknown
because you'll find what you need eventually.
- And, mostly, if the other person
is not holding onto you,
let go of them.
- Okay? Ding, ding, that part.
Yeah.
(applause)
Been there.
(applause)
- That might be my favorite piece of advice
that came out of this.
- All right.
Next, Cameron, I have a TikTok video
that I want to show you.
Take a look.
- If you don't have ear buds. Okay.
It's hard. It's hard to talk on the phone.
It just keeps on falling out.
So go old school. Analog.
Let's get involved.
You got to plug it in.
It's not wireless.
(laughter)
- [Ross] What?
- [Drew] PooPoo, can you name that person?
- Yeah, Tom Cruise.
- Okay, so you see Tom Cruise?
- Yes.
- Okay. That is not Tom Cruise.
It's actually this new thing.
It's called the deep fake.
CNN Business reports
that there are dozens of these deep fake Tom Cruise videos.
And they've gotten millions and millions
of views on TikTok.
But they were actually made by a visual effect artist,
in this case Chris Ume,
using artificial intelligence, CGI, and a real actor.
- [Ross] What? What?
- [Cameron] That's terrifying.
- I know.
And the reason that I wanted to bring this up
is because there's a lot of misinterpretors out there,
a lot of misinformation.
And you may think someone is saying something out there
or being someone or doing something,
but it's actually not that person.
So Chris says that with his work with celebs, like Tom,
it's just for fun.
And he just wanted to do videos that he had, you know,
we're having fun with
and he'd take them down and he's removing them.
But let's just be aware of deep fakes.
Let's know they exist.
So we can empower ourselves that if we see something
that's questionable, we question it.
And, you know,
if you ever see a video of me ripping down the highway,
flipping people the bird out of my window
in my minivan,
that's not a deep fake.
That's real.
I drive a minivan and I have road rage
so live with it.
- Most importantly,
I just want to say if anybody ever does this for me,
just put me on a face with a better jaw line, okay?
Thank you.
(laughter)
Oh, hey, and before we go,
parents love embarrassing their kids just for sport.
Do you ever do that?
- [Drew] No. No. - No?
- [Drew] I would never do that to my child.
- Okay.
Well just wait til they go to college.
Okay, so the gold medal for this
goes to David and Whitney Scott from Arkansas.
When their daughter moved to college this fall,
Fox News reports that they gave her
a giant blanket with their faces on it.
Right.
Just to embarrass them at school.
This, I mean, save your money.
Nobody wants this gift.
I'd rather have a gift with Tom Cruise's face on it.
Okay?
- [Drew] You and me both.
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