most creative signs ever!
Boogieman ate my family. Spare any change for a new closet door?
So this dude, he's not actually homeless....Or is he?
Some homeless people, they come up with really creative signs. To get that money.
Places where there's a lot of homeless people
There's a lot of competition So your sign has to shine brighter
Than all the other homeless people's signs so you get that MONEY.
It's like a thumbnail, but for homeless people. Look at this face.
This is the face of a genius. I bet you can't hit me with a quarter. You think I can't do what?!
I'll show you. I'll show you I can hit you with a quarter. It's a win-win situation
because you get to prove him wrong,
And he gets to keep the quarter that you hit him with.
I bet people throw quarters at him all damn day.
And maybe people feel bad and then they're like,
"Hey, I don't wanna throw quarter at this poor dude. He didn't"
"-Do anything to me!"
Either way he's making that money! After a hard day's work
He gonna laugh his way to a coin store in a Walmart.
Available for adoption. Or donation!
My name is Bonehead. PS. No checks. *Laughs*
Would you adopt Bonehead right here? Comment Below.
He got some creepy eyes. Imagine this dude just coming out of your closet
I think he is the boogeyman. Some people like to offer a service
This dudes specialty is that he will pimp you for cash!
So give us some cash, and he will pimp you. I don't know what he means by that.
I know you could like pimp a ride, but if he pimps me for cash-
WAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT!
Does that mean he's gonna make you his hoe?
That's what pimps do! He's pimping you out!
So technically you're paying him-
*Awkward silence*
To be his hoe. Yeah, okay, I don't think so. I had to think about that for a sec
But no deal. Free sanitizer help the homeless. Donate- FREE SQUIRT!
You know you want that free squirt. Wait, so it's free sanitizer
It's a free squirt...
*More awkward silence*
But... Donate if you enjoyed that hand sanitizer.
You don't have to, you know, like no pressure.
You're using a homeless persons hand sanitizer that he worked very hard for. No pressure, it's- it's free
You know what somebody's giving away free samples or something
And you take one and you don't buy it and they give you that look like
*Intese glare*
You sure you don't wanna, like, pick one up?
*COUGH-CO*
COSTCO.
Cereal killer! Spare change for milk.
*Gaspo*
Wait so milk kills cereal!? I know it makes it like soggy and everything, but...
No!
I like cereal! I don't wanna see you kill it!
Who knows what else he's killed.
We got Post Malone before he was famous! *Imitating* Uhuh why you gotta say Post Malone why don't you just say Sausage?
*Gasps*
Will eat for food. That's right, ladies and gentlemen! That's right.
You give him food? You better believe he will eat it.
Okay
So like, if I give you any food you would eat it? This would be fun, there needs to be more people like this.
With like creative signs. I think he's doing pretty good for himself,
He gonna get free food the rest of his life. My ex-wife had a better lawyer
So that's why he's on the streets!
They got a divorce
and she took
EVERYTHING.
How could you leave your ex manz like this!? Or I guess a lot of people would want to leave their ex man's like this...
*Nervous laugh*
All I have to remember her this rug that I made it to a poncho, it was in her living room,
And I loved it. Not homeless. Trap got raided last night need money to pay the connect back. Anything helps.
Jesus loves you. #HASHTAGNOHOBO!
This dude really gonna use a hashtag.
*Much silence more?!*
In his homeless sign.
*Too much silence*
Except
It's not a homeless sign because it says he's not homeless.
Y'ALL GOTTA READ THESE SIGNS!
Um.
*Rereads*
If he needs money,
Why doesn't he do what other people do?
Get a job! Nah, some people just want the easy way. Easy, breezy, beautiful.
Not homeless. I mean all you gotta do is hold up a sign... And look cute, like. I ain't even homeless though
But if you wanna like, give me a dollar. I'll take a dollar. AGAIN. We got a very.
Professional. Woman. Recently laid-off Executive Assistant. Will work for
60k year. May I send resume? I mean she's not even homeless or anything. She's just looking for a job. That's one way to
....
Try to find a job? At least it's not like the other guy, like. "HEY. I NEED MONEY." She's like, "Yeah, I need money,"
*The sound of silence sounds like this*
BUT WILL WORK FOR IT." "Hey everybody I'll be your executive assistant, but you gotta pay up."
"It's gonna cost you 60K a year." She's asking for a lot. I mean she's just asking to send her resume.
I hope Margaret over here got what she was looking for.
Some homeless people, they will offer you a service for some money.
Good old bill will cuss out your mother-in-law for a dollar.
*Silence. It sounds like... When you miss SSSniperwolf's voice.*
Only a dollar?! That's the deal of a century! Here you go
*SSSniper?*
If only I had a mother-in-law that I didn't like.
*Oh.*
I would give you this dollar.
And you could cuss her out. 'Cause I know some people they really don't like their mother-in-laws.
If you don't like your mother-in-law? Call Bill, he hangs at Shell gas stations. By the vacuums.
Need money for a DNA test.
GIRLFRIEND MIGHT BE SISTER!?!?
*ohhhhh*
WHAT THE HELL!?
You got bigger problems going on right now! Okay?
*System Proccessing*
*Fake laugh*
*SSSniperwolf.EXE needs to update. Update now?*
Somebody, call Murray! Call Dr. Phil! Hello? which is the one that deals with...
Baby daddy drama. Is this kinda the same category for the baby daddy drama?
*Warning. File SSSniperwolf.EXE may be corrupted or contain corrupted data. Reinstall immediately.*
I means if you think your problems are bad, this dude? Is tryna figure out if his girlfriend is his sister?
*A virus (Girlfriend_Is_Sister.EXE) has been added to the software SSSniperwolf.EXE. Unistall and reinstall SSSniperwolf.EXE.*
What then? Father has gone to the dark side. Need money for X-Wing to destroy the Death Star. Luke..?
What happened to you? Is this what happened? This is a really good sight I would hand over my money
I don't care if you're homeless or not. This is a good way to make money
*We are installing file (Realization.EXE), hold on.*
Why he look like Owen Wilson though?
*wow*
Hollywood ain't payin' you enough?
My father was killed by ninjas.
Need money for karate lessons. Oh oh, no this Poor guy! How did the
ninjas just kill him and get away with it?! Come my child. I will I will train you. I will train you in the way of the kung-fu.
We'll get them ninjas one day. Somebody, please buy this dude karate lessons. When you've got to go to ballet practice at 2:00
But you homeless at 3:00. What happened?
And they will dance for food. What the hell happened to them?
How they hit rock bottom so hard? And how they do together? I would give 'em some food. *Gasp*
They got sock puppets and everything! I bet their rackin' in hella money. Who would see two ballerinas,
And not give 'em a burger?
I would even get him an In-n-Out double-double.
Maybe some animal style fries if they asked nicely. Sometimes you just gotta read their sign. Like this girl.
All I need is weed! At least she's honest. So you know exactly where your money is going.
I like how she's gonna post for this, she's like, "I ain't homeless. I got a nine-to-five job."
"I got good parents who pay for my education."
"But I need some of the devil's lettuce." She knows how to get stuff for free. This guy's sign says penny, or a smile.
Wow, he's actually not asking for much, sooo. Either smile at him or give him a penny.
Only a penny? Come on. What you gonna do with a penny? Wow, this message is so inspirational!
*SSSniper, your hair.*
Okay, not- Not that inspirational. So inspirational I got a mess of my hair for it.
I would give this guy some money. I feel like he's a good person for the sign. He wants you to smile.
Maybe it like brightens his day or something? I feel like this is so sweet.
I would give him WAY More than a penny. Gotta set your standards up a little higher. Out luck. Need buck.
You know what rhymes with buck?
*What?*
Luck.
*Oh.*
And he ain't got either one.
Would you give him a buck, or would you give him some luck?
If he gets lucky, does that count as luck?
*Mumbles.* Out of luck, need a buck...*
Maybe even a FU-
I'm kidding.
Will code HTML for food. Please help.
*On what computer?*
This is actually so sad. So many people go to college, get an education, for what?
*Um... Knowledge? A good job?*
To be homeless?
To be asking to code HTML for food?
*Apparently.*
What the hell?! Somebody give this dude some food! Get him a job too! Tht honestly sucks. Like, go to college.
Getta education. For what. I feel like this is very relatable,
*Uh. Sniper.*
To a lot of people I went to school with. They all out here strugglin'. Obama ain't the only one who wants
change. Wow! He has so much in common with Obama! Except, y'all want different change. Give him some money.
*Uh. Sure?*
So maybe one day, he could be the President of the United States. Naw man. I just want change.
Oh.
*Crickets*
I spent all my money on cardboard and a marker.
Now why would you go and do that? There hasn't been a more honest man. His face is so red.
So I can make this sign, and people will give me money, so I don't have to work for it. Great logic. This guy!
Yeah, you! We got another one of these geniuses. I'll bet you what dollar you'll read this sign. Oh shit, okay?
I'll read it so, here you go, you win this bet. If people actually played by these rules,
You kinda have to give him the dollar. You read the sign, fair and square. Hand over the dollar.
I kind of want to do this now.
I was just, like, go out in public with the same exact sign and see if people give you a dollar.
But I feel bad about taking money from people.
But it's like, I don't even have to be homeless or anything! You don't know if he's homeless!
You don't know if he's making six fingers. You don't know his life. You don't know any of these people's lives.
*Sausage inturruption*
*Gaspo* Whadisthis?! So cute baby!
Oh look my sausage got me.
*Sqwooshie Sheepo!*
How.............cute.
Some people just see "homeless" people
Sitting on the corner of the street, and then they're like, "Here's a crispy one dollar bill."
And they don't even read the signs. See like, this dude! Need petrol for my Porsche. He needs gas money
For his Porsche! What the hell?! You're tellin' me this guy has a Porsche.
*Yes.*
And he's sittin' here. With a napkin.
Asking for money? Nah. He's just lazy. Maybe sell the Porsche, and then you could buy gas. Oh my god!
I know, genius. You don't know these people's lives. Anyways. That's all for today
I hope you guys enjoyed this video. Comment below, which one was your favorite?
And which one would you actually give money to?
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