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There she is. You may remember a little while ago a teenager went on a deadly drunk driving
spree and avoided prison time because of his defense of having some type of disease called
“affluenza.”
For those of you who are unaware what affluenza is, it’s a condition described as a psychological
malaise supposedly affecting wealthy young people, symptoms of which include a lack of
motivation, feelings of guilt, and a sense of isolation.“ Or in Lamen’s terms something
rich people invented to get out of the things they do. Or in Lamens- Lamen’s terms B.S.
The father of that crap child was arrested Tuesday morning for a July incident where
he was found at a disturbance, in the middle of the night, in his free time, where he claimed
to be a police officer from nearby small town.
When REAL cops showed up and questioned him, he defended his sanity by claiming that he
had his “POLICE STUFF” in his car.
The actual officers checked POLICE STUFF which happened to be a police badge and an identification
card suggesting he was in fact a real police officer with real infact police stuff.
I’m just mad at these cops for not being able to tell the difference between a police
officer of the law and a millionaire industrialist who’s never been a licensed Texas police
officer in his entire life. Cops, you guys need to get a secret code and handshake that
shows you’re a real police officer. Something other than punching people right in the face
because I know you guys love doing that.
The police later checked on his claims and arrested him because obvious. What everyone
wants to know now is will his richness get him out of this crime just like his son? Because
we’ve learned that being rich can get you out of all types of problems. I’ve done
it!
Hey cops, I just murdered a man because I heard some body talk about doing that in a
rap song. I know what you’re thinking of doing, but my Dad found oil in the 70’s
so just find a guy to clean this body up. Thanks.
I often find myself reading news like this and not getting too upset about it because
as a boy my Mother would always reassure me with her thoughtful words that “life ain’t
fair.”
What do you guys think about this? If you had copious amounts of money what crimes would
you commit? Let me know in the comments down below.