- The painting party, he took his pants off.
- I think that was a different party.
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- On New Year's Day I was like "I'm gonna give up
"drinking for a month."
- I said I would give up chocolate for a month.
- Because chocolate is her alcohol, that's her vice--
- It's worse than alcohol for me, probably.
- About three or four days into it I'm walking to work,
I walk by a Ralph's Grocery store
and I look out of the corner of my eye
and I see that Jen is walking out
and you've got this clear container of
not just one, but two giant pieces of chocolate cake.
Mind you, this is ten in the morning.
- So I start sprinting and I don't think Steve
saw the cake at this point because he was like
"Oh hey Jen, what's up?"--
- By the way, insane logic that she
would just dart to her car.
I knock on the door, I'm like "Hey, what's going on?"
Thought it was kind of funny, also kind of scary.
And then you just hit me with--
- "You had whiskey last night.
"You had a little nightcap and I saw it."
And I was very casual about it
but Steve got real sassy and pissed off.
- I did actually have a drink the night before
and I didn't even realize that.
In the moment I was flustered by that.
It got pretty heated.
- Steve just stormed off.
I drove off, we ignored each other the rest of the day.
- When I got back home later, it was fine.
We both just realized that neither one of us is any
worse than the other because we're both kind of
pieces of (bleep) when it comes to doing new habits.
- And we didn't make it the month.
- We didn't make it the month.
- We gave up that night.
- And you know what?
The way that we celebrated,
I poured myself a little nightcap--
- And I ate that cake and it was great.
- It was great.
- Brian likes to rip his clothes off,
literally rip them into shreds, into pieces.
He'll have a couple shots, next thing you know his eyes
get glazed over and he starts,
it's almost like he has an allergic reaction to his shirt.
You can't be arms length or he's ripping (bleep) off.
- That's true.
I haven't ripped anything of yours yet.
I don't think.
- You ripped a necklace that night.
I had that seashell necklace you ripped.
- That needed to be discarded of.
- Ahhhhhhhh!
- I am terrified of scary movies, haunted houses,
I'm very superstitious, whenever anyone--
- She's really scared of them.
- I told Tyler that the only way I would go to
Halloween Horror Nights is if he never left my side.
I turn around to look for him and when I turned back
around there's a Walking Dead zombie right in my face.
And I, reflexively, smack him across the face.
- She punched him in the face.
She punched one of these guys
that's paid to scare her, in the face.
And then she got really mad at me!
- Then I got more mad at Tyler because--
- Mad at me!
- How could you let that happen?
- That was actually the day after she was like
"Do you want to be boyfriend and girlfriend?"
Yes.
One day later she punches a zombie in the face
and she almost dumps me in the Minions line.
So, there you go.
- Everyone fights a little bit.
As long as you don't let resentment linger,
it's totally fine to fight.
- Don't keep anything in.
If the person is meant to be with you,
they will accept your feelings and--
- Your flaws. - And your flaws.
- There have been times when she's driving somewhere,
I'm sitting in the passenger seat and I'm like
"Did I leave my sunglasses?"
and I open up the compartment
and there's like four cupcakes in there.
I'm like "Did you just pick these up
"or are these here all the time?"
- Gotta have your emergency pack.
- She wouldn't answer.