-Not to insinuate a stereotype or anything but Irish people drink potatoes. God knows.
-Yeah, 'cause why have 2 national stereotypes when you can have 1 SUPER one
[music]
[crunching as Donal eats a raw potato]
-(Both) [sniffing] *overlapping agreeing* Smells really good yeah
-[retches] Oh that is strong
-Oh that's nice -That's really nice!
-Can I have more tonic? Oh Jesus
-I'm not sure if it's just the potato I've eaten, but I get the taste of potatoes
-This is not helping Irish stereotypes -[chuckle]
-Oh it smells really like... fruity or somethin'
[both lip-smacking] -Ooh I really like it. It has a hint of... alcohol
-[blows raspberry] -[laughs] Yeah that
-This tastes exactly like the first one -Mm
-Am I missing something? Like, is- there is no difference right, that's the same thing?
-No, it's the elderflower, man
-[slightly strained] I'd drink it, yeah -[even more strained] Yeah... I'd drink it
-Would ya? -...Reluctantly -Are you sure?
-Ginning! -We'll be friends by the end of this anyway, 'cause we- this is breaking the ice, isn't it
-Very murky, very thick, very uh... very thick and murky
-[smacks lips] That is delicious -That's very nice
-That's delicious, what is that?
-It's a little bit sweet for me
-It's only a potato if you fry it and you can make chips out of it, do you know what I mean?
-Don't take this personally but I was really hoping I was gonna be paired up with, you know the really hot guy that's got dark hair, guy with the beard?
-Lemme ask you a question, what are chips made out of? Potatoes. -Potatoes, yeah
-If I fry this, would it make chips? No.
-I was ready, I was ready to be in a video with him
-So I shall give it an 8! I would definitely see myself drinking this, listening to the music of the Aran Islands
[sings/yells in Gaelic]
-[disgusted] Oh -Euuuugh
-"Neat" in Ireland means you have to dip your potato in it and then lick it off
-Truly, that's what neat in Ireland means -Oh [coughs] That is strong!
-[retches x3] Oh, can I have that
-No, gin, gin, that's gin! -Nice. It's nice
-It's a lot nicer with the tonic water but Jesus Christ, if you can have that neat, fair play to ya
-You know what- -No no, no! Hey, whoa, whoa! Don't impune our masculinity right now, okay?
Is that- does that make sense? -Impune! Impune away!
-[deep sigh] I'm not as fond as- of the previous one [laughs] It's like- [laughs]
[coughs]
-No, like I don't know how anybody would drink that -I know I couldn't drink that
-But I do hate gin, I am biased -Yeah, it's an acquired taste [giggles]
-It doesn't smell like- yeah, this might be nice!
-This is some sort of vodka, it's some sort of vodka, see -Of course
-I was wrong
-I have a technique to down drinks, close every hole [laughs]
-You like that one -Oh yeah, this...
-It's much smoother, isn't it -Thursday night, loud disco music, drag queens everywhere
[clink] -To Saoirse Ronan!
-Saoirse, [coughs] why?!
-[snickering] ...Ohh...
-Final thoughts about potato drinks? -Uhm, yeah, why aren't there more potato dirnks?
-Ohmygod, imagine if they had that in the famine... oh wait
-Pleasantly surprised, because when you said it was gin, I was like- -Yeah, same
- (cont) oh I'm going to vomit so bad, in this room
-Have we created a whole new stereotype now? Or are we just rammin' home the- the normal ones
-My final thoughs: thanks very much, very delicious, overall -[both laugh]
-Okay well then we're not completely stereotypes, then, that's okay -Yeah, we'll get there
-We like drinking and we like potatoes
[elevator music]
-Apparently if you can't smell it, it just tastes like- the same consistency as an apple
-No, it tastes like potato -Tastes like a potato? Tastes like a potato
-Ah.
[both laugh]