-"My girl and I danced to this at our wedding.
Had to wipe my tears with my 9."
You came strapped at your wedding.
That's what's up.
[ Typewriter keys clacking, indistinct conversations ]
[ Gavel bangs ]
How y'all doing? I'm RMR.
And this is Noisey, "The People Vs."
I'm about to get into some comments right now --
Know what I'm sayin'? --
on my music video "Dealer" and "Rascal."
Let's see what's going on. "Rascal" came about
because, like, my love for music and my love of country music
and my love for all kind of music.
It's a country record, but don't get it misconstrued.
It might just be, like, a different messaging.
A lot of country artists don't necessarily speak on it.
The music video is a country video,
and it's a country record.
"People always ask who's a real gangster,
but never how's a real gangster."
Communicate with people.
Even ask how people's day was.
You know, therapeutic -- that's what that comes out of.
"If this ain't played at my funeral,
then I'm not going."
I hope you at your own funeral.
"He may have robbed us at gunpoint,
but he also taught us how to love again."
I hope I did. Know what I'm sayin'?
I hope I taught you how to grow.
That's my main message, bro.
"This is what the Folgers commercial
sounds like in the hood."
I bet. Know what I'm sayin'? Shout-out, coffee.
"This song makes me want to help an old lady cross the street,
and then steal her purse."
Damn, y'all robbin' old ladies?
That's not cool.
Wait, uh, help her -- help her --
help her cross the street, though.
Shout-out to all our old folks. Shout-out to all the boomers.
"This the song I listen to with my homies when heartbroken."
Go ahead, listen to it.
Listen with your girl, listen to it with --
know what I'm sayin'? -- heartbreak, happy.
Listen everything. "Person: Why are you robbing me?
RMR: Just here to take your love by force."
I don't take nothing by force.
Consent -- Consent all the way, even with everything.
Consent, 'cause consent is dope.
Even, you should never make anybody feel uncomfortable.
Never.
"His name is Kirk Jay. He was on 'The Voice.'"
I'm just an industry plant.
Michael Jackson my uncle. RMR Jackson.
"If aliens come, I swear this is the first song --"
I think he meant to put "song" -- "I'm playing to them."
Thank you. Know what I'm sayin'? Extraterrestrials.
They probably already here, and they probably already heard it.
Now we gonna switch over to my music video "Dealer."
"Dealer" -- the inspiration behind that record,
you're fighting your demons. Even the first music video,
you obviously see a character in the front seat.
That's why I'm fighting with it.
It ends up burying me in the end.
"Dude is reaching out with the hardest emo flex ever."
That's dope. I mean, shout-out, emo music.
Shout-out, emo people. Shout-out, emotional people.
Shout-out, people who want to talk, but they can't,
so that they express themselves in other ways.
"Beethoven's been real quiet after RMR dropped this."
Shout-out, Beethoven. I heard you was black.
All music is -- know what I'm sayin'? --
not all music is good music, but good music is good music.
"Battery was 6%; played this and now it's 100%."
That's 100%. Get charged up.
"I thought this was Usher."
Shout-out, Usher. Usher got a dope voice.
"Showed this to my cat, Now he's my dawg."
-Yeah, I feel with your dog. Uh-huh.
I'm a -- I'm -- I'm definitely a dog person.
Cats are cool, but I don't know.
A dog is, like, gonna stick with you.
I read somewhere, like,
if you die in a house with a cat,
after about, like -- when the cat starts, like --
you know, if the cat's starving, that cat will eat you
and start eating your face -- know what I'm sayin'? --
until, like, you, obviously, like, decompose fully
and there's -- it's like rotten meat,
and, like, the cat can't eat it no more.
But the dog won't -- Like, the dog will sit there
and, like, starve with you and, like, die.
"Didn't study for my history test,
so I watched this and ended up passing."
Attaboy.
This is "The People Vs." I am RMR.
They've been saying "R-M-R" for the longest time.
They keep doing that. Whatever.
Even this is, "The People Vs."
Shout-out, Noisey. Shout-out, Vice.
We out.
♪♪
I can see RMR doing a Disney movie soundtrack.
Oh, shout-out, Disney. Didn't include you.
Know what I'm sayin'? I love a lot of Disney.
"Lion King," even. Shout-out, Simba.