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Now, we have both chosen to
cohabitate with animals,
and I'm not talking about our children,
though they are technically just mammals,
I'm talking about pets.
And, thankfully, our pets didn't cost a thing,
but there are some pets out there that cost a fortune.
And we're gonna play a game to find out just how well you can guess the price
of pricey pets.
It's time for...
( music playing, dogs barking )
All right, Link Neal, come on down!
You're the first and only contestant
on "Expensive Pets."
Whoo! Thanks for having me.
I love pets.
Got a little dandruff.
It's flour.
- I'd rather not talk about it. - Okay.
Here's how this works,
I'm going to tell you all about a pet
that is an expensive pet, all the pets are expensive.
But you're gonna guess, between the two prices,
which one is correct.
Do you think me having a potential concussion
will affect my performance in this game?
Oh, you think you got one?
- Yeah. - You got the ole flour concussion?
- Bag of flour concussion? - ( sputters )
Okay, and also, as always,
we have Stevie.
( audience applauding )
- ( clicking tongue ) - And this is the banged version of Stevie.
Well...
( laughter )
- She has bangs. - She has bangs.
She has bangs.
Everybody ready?
Yeah.
Okay.
This is not just any Labrador retriever,
no, this is Sir Lancelot Encore.
After the death of their beloved dog named Sir Lancelot,
Edgar and Nina Otto had the actual DNA of Sir Lancelot cloned
- in order to create a perfect Sir Lancelot replica. - Wow.
Rhett:
- Was it $155,000? - Gah!
Or $955,000?
What, almost a million dollars?
- ♪ Almost a million dollars ♪ - Now, if you love a dog,
I mean, I love Jade so much that
I think about her dying all the time.
I know that sounds weird, but...
- I get it. - You know, so,
if I could get a replica of her,
that actually lived and breathed and...
- You'd do it. - A, that would be weird,
B, I couldn't afford it at either price tag.
But, man...
But just how expensive is it?
Just...
based on the hand that's holding
the puppy in that thing,
I think that's a million dollar hand.
I'm saying 955 grand.
- ( buzzer ) - Are you right?
- No, you're wrong! - Oh, okay.
It's only-- only $155,000.
Yeah, that's still a lot, but I would...
But does it feel the same when he humps your leg?
- That's the real question. - Good point.
- Okay, the stag beetle... - I'll never know.
...is a magnificent insect.
- Link:
- Very tasty. - Known for its impressively large jaws
which look like the antlers of a deer.
- Link:
people are known to keep these little buggers as pets.
In fact, one man was so taken with a particular stag beetle,
that he paid an amount likely to make you choke on your beetle juice.
Did he pay...
$8,900 or $89,000?
Stevie you don't seem into it, you were just like "Eh, there it is."
What's the price of the beetle?
- Do you know the answers... - Ever since she got the bangs back...
- ...Stevie? - ...she's been like this.
I... used to, at one point, know the answers,
and now I don't know the answers so I'm playing along with you.
- That's part of the game. - Yeah.
Right before we play,
I wipe her memory.
Because I don't want you to be able to read her face.
- You have that power? - Of course.
Well, stop using it on me.
I mean, it's just a beetle,
it cannot be that much money.
- Yeah. - $8,900.
- Of course. - ( buzzer )
Wrong, it's $89,000, Link.
- For... that's... - Can you believe that?
- That is nuts. - It's crazy.
It's the most money wasted on a beetle since Ringo.
'Cause, you know, they paid him.
- No, listen... - They paid him to join.
- ...they remixed... - And he was the worst one.
...they remixed "Sgt. Pepper."
And the drums are really forward now, it's great.
- Oh, it's Ringo forward? - It's Ringo forward.
And you will appreciate Ringo. I love you, Ringo.
- Yeah. - You're great.
Anytime you want to be on the show,
I'll take that back, I'll wipe your memory before...
before you come on with my technique.
0 for two for the Linkster.
The Ayam Cemani chicken,
I'm pronouncing that wrong,
is a rare breed of chicken hailing from Indonesia.
"Ayam" means chicken in Indonesian,
and "cemani" is Javanese for "completely black,"
so, yes, this is a completely black chicken chicken.
Even his bones and organs are black...
- Link:
the Lamborghini of poultry.
What's the asking price to keep an Ayam Cemani chicken as a pet?
It's it $12,500 or $2,500?
Even the bones are black?
Even the bones!
- Are black. - And organs.
Stevie, if you were me and I was you...?
Oh, come on, you can't be asking Stevie.
I'll give you a wink,
but I have bangs now so you can't really see.
( laughter )
Um...
a black chicken?
With a heart of darkness.
12 grand, 500 dollars.
All right, Link.
- ( buzzer ) - Oh!
You're wrong.
- It's only $2,500. - Dang it!
But you know what they say, once you go black chicken,
you never go back chicken.
Oh, God.
Link, you haven't gotten any right.
So, at this point, you're going for the negative sweep, okay?
- Oh, okay. - That's your new goal.
Okay, yes.
You're trying to get the last two wrong.
How could I be
so wrong?
From black chickens to white lion cubs,
white lions have a rare color mutation
and belong to the Kruger subspecies of lion
and are what wildlife experts call
"Totes frickin' adorbs."
The son of the president of Belarus
recently received two as a gift.
- That's the prince. - How much does it cost
to have a white lion cub as a pet?
Is it $140,000 or is it $340,000?
- For one or two? - That's for one.
I think this is a steal for a white lion, $340,000.
So, for the sweep,
I am gonna say $140,000.
- You sure? - Yes.
- ( ding ) - You're right, Link!
- You screwed it up, man! - Oh.
- You screwed it up! - That is a steal for a lion.
It is.
I mean, that's a cheap lion.
Don't tell them that's how much they cost.
Yeah, you can't not have two white lion cubs for that price.
- Wow. - Okay, Link, you really--
I mean, I don't know what you're going for now,
just sort of mediocrity.
- Just plain old mediocrity. - Yep.
Finally, the Green Monkey is neither a monkey nor is it green,
but it is the name of a horse
that was purchased in 2006.
What makes the Green Monkey so special?
Thanks for asking.
The Green Monkey is a descendant
of both Secretariat and Northern Dancer,
which are not the names of Gwyneth Paltrow's children, no,
they are two of the most iconic race horses in history.
I know a race horse can be expensive.
- $4 million or $16 million? - Yeah, yeah.
Interestingly, I'm also the descendant of a secretary and a dancer.
( laughter )
But you knew that.
Again, I don't know what I'm going for here.
I think the correct answer is $16 million.
You do?
So my final answer is...
$16 million.
- Link, you are right! - Yes!
Hey, you started really bad, you ended pretty strong.
- I'm turning it around. - That's some expensive glue, is it not?
Good gracious, $16 million for a horse?
- Congratulations, Link. - Your sister rides those.
Yes.
Not anymore, she's into computer science now.
- Okay. - It's a whole 'nother thing.
Right?
- Is she gonna love this? - Mm.
Can we... can we speak about... your sister?
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