[intro music]
Simon: So, we're here in Digital Media City in Seoul, South Korea...
Simon: This is where a big part of the Avengers 2: Age of Ultron was filmed.
Simon: That little red box right there, that's where the Ultron planes come.
Over there is where Captain America gets his shield stuck in Ultron's chest, and all that.
Simon: And today, we are going to eat a Baskin-Robbins Age of Ultron cake. Yaaay!
Simon: No, seriously. There's Baskin-Robbins Age of Ultron cakes here. We're gonna show you, it's awesome!
[music plays]
Martina: This cake is amazing! Look at the box!
Simon: That's crazy...!
Martina: Can you see this?
Simon: Oh, yeah. Martina: Look at Thor!
Martina: He's so AWESOME Simon: Thoooorrr! *laughs*
I am uncomfortably excited about this, Simon.
Martina: *gasp* He gave us a fake ribbon that wasn't completely full and then he just knotted it together.
Martina: *deep voice* Sagiiii (사기 - deception)
Martina: *panting*
Martina: This cake box is amaz-- I wanna keep it.
Martina: I just wish it didn't have the Baskin-Robbin logo on it. Besides that, it's like... It's amazing.
Martina: It's been sealed shut, with the... nope, got it!
Martina: *singing* Naaa-na [wind picks up]
Martina: *laughs* The box will destroy us all. Naaaa-na. Oh... my God.
[triumphant music] Martina: Laaa~
Simon: That's a cake? Martina: Yes... *laughing*
Simon: How is this a cake?
[tense music]
Martina: Oh, my gosh.
Simon: Aww, yeah. Martina: That looks so cool, doesn't it?
Both: Whoooaa
Simon: I want the Captain America one.
Martina: Okay, let's both take one of these off and see what they taste like. Simon: Okay.
Simon: Can we eat these on their own?
Martina: I don't... feel like we ca-- Simon: Let's see, you're going for the Hulk?
Simon: I'm going for Captain America, let's see. Martina: Okay, let's just try it, okay?
Simon: Mmmmm! Martina: Ohh! You can!
Simon: *attempting to talk with mouth full*
Simon: Mmmm. Mmmm.
Martina: That's amazing! Simon: Captain America!
Martina: I totally thought these were gonna be cardboard. Simon: So white-chocolatey.
Martina: I'm gonna try the Hulk first. Simon: Okay. Captain America...
Martina: This is Hulk condensed into ice cream.
Simon: Mmm
Martina: Mm!
Simon: It's a blueberry cream popping candy, with hints of... freedom... gun rights...
Simon: I got popping candy in mine. Martina: Mmm.
Simon: What's yours? The Hulk...?
Martina: I think it's like... a gentle chocolate mousse... that's been BEATEN
and WHIPPED into submission, with tiny pieces of explosive cookie crumbles or something in it.
Simon: I like how these are called ice cream cakes...
There's very little cake to this whatsoever. It's just ICE CREEEAAM.
Simon: Little bit right there, it's a little cookie biscuit at the bottom.
Martina: I think the explosiveness of Captain America might have been best for, like, Iron Man.
Martina: 'Cause he's, like, electrical. Simon: Well, let's see what the Iron Man one tastes like.
Martina: Let us see, indeed.
Martina: These are so cool.
Simon: I know. Okay, Iron Man. You ready? Martina: Iron Man, why are you so pink?
Simon: I think he got, like, a cherry flavor for Iron Man.
Martina: I don't know, he's got, like, some kind of red chunks in it. Simon: Alright...
Simon: Mm-hmm...
Martina: I mean, what would you put in it to make it Iron Man-y?
Simon: Umm... [crickets chirping]
[crickets chirping]
Martina: Who's that? Simon: That's Hawkeye.
Martina: Oh, I didn't know Hawkeye's. Simon: Is that Hawkeye or Black Window?
[record scratch] Both: "Black Window!"
Simon: *laughing* Martina: Well, there's the black window.
Simon: Like, I'm rollin' through the hood. I got my windows tinted, they call me Black Window.
Martina: "What's your super-skill?"
Martina: "Picking your nose in traffic with no one noticing." Simon: Where no one can notice, bitches! *laughing*
Martina: I think that's gonna be Hawkeye because of the...
Simon: This looks like Hawkeye, that looks like the "Black Window."
Martina: That looks like Black Widow, for sure. Okay. I don't like how you're eating MY cake.
Martina: Is it our cake, or is it my cake?
Martina: Avengers is coming out on May the 1st.
Martina: Which is MY birthday, HOWEVER...
Simon: Wait, May the 1st in AMERICA. Martina: Yes.
Simon: In Korea is comes out April 23rd.
Martina: Do you know why?
Simon: Supposedly Korea's, like, the torrenting capital OF THE WORLD.
Simon: If a movie gets released anytime before it,
then they won't buy any tickets in Korea, 'cause everyone just downloaded it.
Martina: Everyone downloaded it. So, they have to release it early so that people will actually GO see it and pay for it.
Simon: Whoa. Both: Hawkeye!
Martina: You're so... Simon: Cookies-and-cream-y!
Martina: And fluffy!
Simon: Mmm! Martina: Oh. Oh, Hawkeye.
Martina: Why wasn't this purple? Simon: Yeah!
Martina: It should be purple and black! Simon: It should be GRAPE!
Simon: Hawkeye, you're a disappointment.
Simon: Time for the Black Window. Alright. Martina: Okay. *laughs*
Simon: Ooh, that looks like a... chocolate. Martina: It looks so pretty, doesn't it?
Simon: Let's see here... Martina: Why isn't this a dark color?
Simon: Mmm!
This is, um... Simon: The best one!
Martina: Um... Simon: Korea has a flavor...
Martina: My mother is an, um... Simon: My mother's an alien.
Martina: What is it, eomma... waegin...? Simon: Eommaneun waeguk-something.
Martina: Yes.
Simon: This is the best. Martina: It's got those chocolate malt balls in it...
Simon: It's got, like, pretzels as well.
Martina: Mmm! Simon: Oh, yeah!
Simon: Black Window! Martina: She knows what's up.
Simon: Yeah, that's right.
Simon: Thor, I'm expecting something electric. Like lemon. It should have been, like, a lemon sorbet.
Martina: Mmm. But that could have been weird if you have all the ice creams together.
Simon: Mmm. Martina: I think it's gonna be MIGHTY, like a hammer.
Simon: What does a hammer taste like?
Martina: You just opened your mouth, and a shower of food rained upon me.
Martina: Remind me to eat not downwind to you. *both laugh*
Martina: "What does a hammer taste like?"
And you're just like
Also, you have so much food in your mouth right now all over your beard
Martina: It's got nuts Simon: Thor is a little bit nutty
Don't like nuts in ice cream because it makes it feel like they're trying to sneak in something healthy
Yeah, okay. You need to stop and wipe your mustache
Martina: You're covered with food,
no, it's still there, your going to- Simon: Take care of me Ducky, take care of me
Martina: No, i'm not taking care of you EWWWWW!
Simon: Better? Martina: I guess?
you know what? I'm just going to say yes,
no matter what, it's going to happen
Simon: I'm fine
Martina: looks great. Simon: Thank you.
Martina: We have one more flavor left. Simon Yes. This is the
Both: Avengers flavor
Martina: bam bam bam! Why am I singing Shield?
Simon: looks like a twin berry cheesecake is my guess, we've had this flavor a lot at Baskin-Robbins
Martina: Not me because I don't want that. Simon: Don't judge me
Martina: mm-hmm. Simon:Oh yeah!
the avengers taste like Twin Berry Cheesecake Martina: Mm-hmm
So essentially this Avengers ice cream cake
is just six ice cream tubes with Avengers branded chocolates on top of it.
There's nothing special
Martina: No! the Captain America
You! Don't
Simon: It's a regular Captain America flavor.
Martina: We're going to switch sides because you just spat some piece of ice cream and flew off your-
Simon: What are you saying to me? There's no way that I would talk that way well
Martina: I think the Captain America flavor is special
it's got all the red white and blue
and it's got the popping candy which I don't recall being on the menu
why does Captain America get all the attention?
Simon: Isn't he like the most popular?
Martina: He isn't even the strongest one!
Who is the stronger out of all these guys right now?
Simon: Hulk. Both: Hulk
Martina: Hulk, right? Simon: Hulk is the strongest.
Martina: Hulk should had the special-est flavor.
Simon: BUT Captain America has the strongest spirits.
Martina: okay? Wha Wha!
Simon: That's why he's popping
Martina: if you- Simon: everyone else- Tony Stark is morally ambiguous
Martina: This should have been filled with alcohol
Both: They should have been Rum Raisin!
Simon: Oh Damn! You missed an opportunity!
Martina: The Hulk definitely should have been green
but I think it should have had more like
something smashed in it like maybe
like walnut clusters with chocolate, like big chunks Simon: Yeah
like should've been something Rocky Martina: and like Rocky Road
And they could have done like green marshmallows
Simon: Captain America should have been vanilla
because
he's a boring and plain as s#$%
I read a whole bunch Captain America comics,
I've rarely ever been entertained
I like when he was Bucky Barnes
Both: The black window
Martina: The black window
Simon: It's should have been 40 oz Martina: No *laughs*
Martina: Black widow should have a bite
so it should have been like Simon: Yeah the stingers.
Martina: It should have been almost like either like red because of her hair.
Simon: What's a Russian flavor?
Both: Vodka
Simon: Yeah Vodka!
Both: Rum, Vodka, 40 oz!
Simon: I thought that Thor should have like a lemon sorbet
because he's so thank you fabulous Martina: Super fabulous your your hair
Simon: SUPER fabulous!
Martina: Thor your hair!
Simon: Oh my God Thor
Martina: Except Loki's better. Loki for life
And then the Hawkeye, everyone is like "eeh Hawkeye.."
Simon: Hawkeye Martina: "I guess?"
Simon: The overall Avengers cake should have been a...
Martina: Shawarma Simon : Neapolitan! remember?
those like old ice cream, they use again
They're like strawberry vanilla and chocolate
Martina: No
Simon: Because that's a mixture
'cuz The Avengers are a mixture
of flavors that don't necessarily go together
It's a good flavor
Martina: For the vanilla in the center. You could say that Captain America
Martina: Binds them all
Simon: The center that binds them all. Martina: All together.
we definitely make sure we should queue up some really sad music for that
part like, the vanilla in the center is Captain America
Binding them all together with his boring speeches
[doo-doo-Doo-doo]
So that's it for this week's food adventure program for awesome people
Simon: And I would also like to put on the record right now
We are not sponsored by Baskin-Robbins
even though this is the second Baskin-Robbins we've done
Martina: It was accident, ok?
Simon: In like four weeks or so
BUT Baskin-Robbins if you want to pay me to eat your ice cream
I'm totally down for that
Martina: I will make that sacrifice for you.
Simon: I will do that for you.
My gym is right next door
So I've just eat this S$%^ and then run it off.
Martina: You'd eat it at the gym?
Simon I'd eat it at the gym.
Martina: And we cannot be on the treadmill together,
and we can be like "mmm this new flavor of
Black window ice cream
*laughing* Simon: No
Martina: My question for you guys is if you could make flavors for an avengers ice cream cake
What would the flavors be? do you agree with our choices?
of course not Hawkeye
"grape with chocolate and nuts" Simon: Hawkeye grape
Martina: Let us know what you think of for flavors of delicious ice cream
Let's go take this home, and not share it with anyone
Both: Dun duuun du!
Martina: Agents of Shield!
The Shield 's anthem AGAIN!
Simon: This is a scene where Black Widow drives past on her motorcycle
she wants to pick out Captain America shield
and she wants to give back to him
And if you can see in the distance there's our apartment,
but if you enhance,
enhance!
Simon: You can see us staring out the window.
It's in the movie. We're in the movie.
We're in the credits, also.
Simon: You can see us there, it's true. It's not true.
Should be true.
Why isn't it true? *sobbing*