Man.
[shouting]
OK.
[inaudible].
[shouting]
[laughter]
ASHLEIGH: So I was trying to sleep,
but Sheri wanted to see what was going on.
They were partying all night, and I'm
like, this is the best opportunity I
could think of to be like, hey, where
are these drugs coming from?
[laughter]
Like, what's the problem?
What's wrong?
[laughter]
SHERI: My hustle is my humor.
People like to be around me because I'm funny,
and I entertain them.
SHERI: I use that to get knowledge.
SHERI: I'm like, how the hell did
they get a cell phone in here?
SHERI: Well, it turns out that inmate
is dating one of the guys who gets special activities to do.
She's, like, talking on the cell phone
to him about sneaking in drugs through the laundry.
SHERI: So something's coming up.
(SINGING) Hold me close.
[laughter]
SHERI: So I mean, I do what I have to do.
I stayed up all night with them to see
if I could get any more information
about where the drugs are.
[sigh]
Oh, shi--
Free falling!
Fall-- oh--
65.
2.5.
Question.
That was just too funny.
Question.
Oh, my god.
Thank you.
[clapping]
Thank you.
SHERI: So I've gotten word that these drugs
are coming in through the laundry,
but I need to see it for myself.
That one, now.
SHERI: I joined this program to see
if I can still cut it as a CO.
If I can confirm how these drugs are coming into this pod,
it's going to go a long way towards me becoming a CO again.
[inaudible].
They were in the bag.
You were wearing, like, booty shorts.
Huh?
You've been up since breakfast.
Bam.
On our face, yeah.
Watch.
Told ya!
Boo-yah!
SHERI: So I finally get this thing figured out
with the laundry, but now all of a sudden,
everybody is all excited about the mail.
So I got my eyes on the mail now.
Something is going on.
SHERI: What's going on, I think, is the trustees are actually
intercepting the mail and putting drugs inside before it
comes into the pod.
These women are fiending so hard that they're
consuming as much as they can as fast as they can right now.
[laughter]
Whoa!