>>HEY, BABE, YOU WATCHING THE NEW EPISODE?
>>YEAH.
>>THERE'S A PARTY GOING ON RIGHT NOW.
>>I KNOW, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
>>OKAY.
>>GREAT SKETCH.
REALLY FUNNY STUFF.
OH, K3$HAF4N77,
WE MEET AGAIN.
"I REALLY LIKE STUDIO C,"
EXCEPT FOR STEVEN." THERE IT IS.
"HE'S THE WORST.
WHAT'S WITH HIS HAIR?"
WHAT IS WITH MY HAIR?
YOU'RE MEAN K3$SHAF4N77.
I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN.
>>ALL RIGHT.
>>WHAT?
YOU'VE NEVER BEEN BORN.
>>WHO ARE YOU?
>>I'M CLARENCE, YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL,
AND TONIGHT YOU GET YOUR WISH.
LET'S SEE WHAT LIFE WOULD BE LIKE WITHOUT YOU.
>>I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS, MAN.
>>WAIT FOR IT.
IT'S COMING.
BE PATIENT.
>>MY INSIDES, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
>>DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL GET USED TO IT.
YOU RECOGNIZE THIS PLACE?
>>THIS IS WHERE THE STUDIO USED TO BE.
>>YES, BUT WITHOUT YOU, THERE WAS NO SHOW.
THEY TORE DOWN THE STUDIO TO MAKE WAY FOR A
BAD PART OF TOWN.
>>WHAT?
HEY, IT'S MATT,
HE'LL KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
HEY MATT, CAN I TALK TO YOU?
IT'S STEVEN, CAN YOU TALK RIGHT NOW?
WHY DOESN'T HE RECOGNIZE ME?
>>BECAUSE YOU DON'T EXIST IN THIS WORLD, STEVEN.
JUST LOOK AT HIM, THE SAD EYES,
SMALL FRAME, THE TINY PRE-PUBESCENT BODY.
>>SO WHAT'S DIFFERENT?
>>I WAS GETTING TO THAT.
WITHOUT YOU, THERE WAS NO SHOW,
AND HE NEVER DID SKETCH COMEDY.
>>MAN, I RUINED HIS COMEDY DREAM?
>>YES, ASTERISK.
>>WHAT WAS THAT?
>>WHAT?
WELL, HE'S GOT A LEADING ROLE IN
A VERY POPULAR SITCOM, BUT YOU'RE RIGHT.
NO SKETCH COMEDY.
>>WHAT CHANNEL IS HE ON?
>>NBC.
>>ISN'T THAT A WAY BIGGER DEAL?
>>NO, I MEAN IT'S- HEY LOOK,
IT'S ADAM AND NATALIE.
>>I'M SO GLAD I FOUND YOU GUYS, I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP.
>>DO I KNOW YOU?
>>YES, I'M STEVEN.
WE WORK TOGETHER EVERY DAY.
>>I THINK YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG PEOPLE.
>>YEAH, SORRY.
>>WHAT?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM?
>>WELL IN THIS WORLD THEY WORK 80 HOURS A WEEK
FOR AN EVIL COMPANY.
>>MAN, WHAT COMPANY?
>>HABITAT FOR HUMANITY.
>>CLARENCE, THAT'S A CHARITY.
>>REALLY?
I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE AN EVIL PEOPLE ZOO.
>>YOU ARE A BAD ANGEL.
>>YOU'RE A BAD ANGEL.
>>I'M STARTING TO THINK THIS WORLD IS ACTUALLY
BETTER OFF WITHOUT ME.
>>WHAT?
NO, MAYBE.
HEY LOOK, IT'S MAL.
YOU SEE, WITHOUT YOU SHE EATS ALL HER
MEALS FROM A DUMPSTER.
>>YEAH, SHE ALREADY DID THAT.
>>THAT'S TRUE.
AT LEAST NOW SHE HAS A SHOPPING CART.
>>HA HA!
CORN.
>>IS THIS A BAG FULL OF CAVIAR?
THIS PART OF TOWN ISN'T EVEN THAT BAD.
>>IT'S WEIRD THAT SHE CHOSE THE CORN.
>>RIGHT?
>>ALL DAY CORN.
CORN FOR DAYS.
>>WHITNEY!
THAT'S WHITNEY!
SHE'LL REMEMBER ME.
>>ALL RIGHT.
>>WHITNEY.
WHO IS THIS DUDE WITH MY WIFE?
>>THAT'S HER NEW HUSBAND.
HE'S A BILLIONAIRE PHILANTHROPIST RUGBY STAR.
HE'S ALSO NAMED STEVEN.
>>BOO!
JIMMY STEWART'S WIFE BECAME AN OLD HAG.
AND WHITNEY SAID SHE DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE ANY KIDS.
>>WELL NOT YOUR KIDS.
>>OKAY, WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME THIS?
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CONVINCE ME THAT I DO WANT TO BE BORN.
>>WELL THAT WAS MY PLAN, BUT I'M STARTING TO HAVE
SECOND THOUGHTS.
>>WELL TOO BAD, BECAUSE DESPITE APPEARANCES,
I KNOW MY FRIENDS ARE WORSE OFF WITHOUT ME.
>>SO RICH, SORRY.
>>HO HO HO, BUDDY >>SUPER JAMES.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
[CRYING] NO, CLARENCE!
CLARENCE!
I WANT TO CHANGE, CLARENCE!
CLARENCE!
GET ME BACK, CLARENCE!
I WANT TO LIVE AGAIN.
I WANT TO LIVE AGAIN, PLEASE.
LET ME LIVE AGAIN.
AM I BACK?
DOES THE SNOW MEAN- I NEED SOMETHING
LESS AMBIGUOUS.
OKAY, YEAH,
I'M GOING TO ASSUME I'M BACK.
ALL RIGHT.
COOL.
GUYS!
>>STEVEN!
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU.
>>MAN, DID YOU HEAR?
K3$HAF4N77 DIED FROM AN HERBAL FUNGUS.
>>WOW.
THANK YOU, CLARENCE.
>>AND YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO FILM OUR SEASON GOODBYE.
>>THANKS FOR WATCHING, EVERYONE.
>>LOTS OF LOVE FROM THE STUDIO C FAMILY.
>>ARE WE FILMING RIGHT NOW?
>>WAIT A SECOND, WHERE'S MAL?
>>MORE CORN!
MORE CORN.
>>ANYWAY, WE WANT TO WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
>>LOOK STEVEN, EVERY TIME A BELL RINGS
AN ANGEL GETS ITS WINGS.
>>OW!
IT HURTS SO BAD!
MAKE IT STOP!
STOP RINGING THAT BELL!
>>THANKS FOR A WONDERFUL SEASON,
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT YEAR.