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you guys might remember a little while
ago I told you about some crazy Pokemon
well guess what there are still plenty
more effed up Pokemon out there I'm
Jocelyn the intern I do all the research
nobody else wants to straight from the
desk of death battle let's start with
yah mask this little ghost Pokemon
carries a mask around why you ask well
let's just check out our handy dandy
pokedex all right yeah mask
ghost type each of them carries a mask
that used to be its face when it was
human sometimes they look at it and cry
oh yeah that is some dark right
there if that wasn't sad enough any
humans who try to wear a Yama's mask
become possessed but to top it all off
yah mask also retains some memories of
its life as a human which means it's
fully aware of its situation if you're
wondering what horrible act a person has
to commit to deserve this heinous fate
guess what be buried nope like that's
that's all the only thing the Pokedex
says is that it sometimes happens to
people who were buried a long time ago
so in the Pokemon world not only is life
unfair the afterlife is pretty damn
unfair to need another example of how
unfair it can be well look no further
than our leathery little friend Q moon
at first glance Q ball looks pretty
normal by Pokemon standards hell even a
little cute yeah you're so cute but but
then you start reading uh you see Q
bones head isn't covered by some sort of
exoskeleton oh oh no no that is it's
dead moms skull no seriously
every cubone where's the skull of its
dead mother on its own head to make
matters worse Q bones know they're
wearing a dead mom hat nearly every
single pokedex entry mentions how Kuban
often cry due to the loss of their
mother even stating that the stains
commonly found on their skulls are from
tears Wow that is uh
that is really goddamn depressing
however all of this has me wondering how
in the hell are Cubans still even around
to just hear me out if every Cuban wears
the skull of its dead mother that means
each female Cuban can only have one
Cuban child now according to top Pokemon
scientists cubone gender birth rates are
about 50% male and 50% female that means
that even if 100% of female Cubans have
a cubone child
inherently every generation of Cubans
would be cut in half
seriously Cubans are the least Darwin
friendly species I have ever heard about
but then again it is a video game so on
there's that last but not least on our
list today is coffe egregious this guy
just eats people just straight-up none
on my mama then it turns the lifeless
body of whatever poor bastard it ate
into a mummy the amount of Pokemon that
will straight-up kill people is
staggering oh and let's not forget the
fact that its body is primarily made of
gold not very strange on its own but
couple that with the fact that it also
eats gold and we have some sort of
cannibalistic omnivore of a Pokemon
speaking of eating drowsies diet
consists of dreams
yeah dreams it said that if you feel
your nose itch while sleeping that it's
a sign that drowsy is munching on your
dreams I you not that grimy little
bastard drowsy eats them straight out of
your nose and that is just one more
reason why I suggest you never visit the
Pokemon universe in real life
well people that's all for today but
don't forget to check out some of these
other awesome videos or if you haven't
seen it go check out my previous episode
on why the Pokemon universe is possibly
a layer of hell see you soon