-Congratulations on the release of your book.
It's called "The Game of Desire."
[ Cheers and applause ] Whoo! Tell us. What is it about?
-I'm always shocked to see it here
as if like my kid is just, like, on the desk now.
It's essentially how I worked with six women
who were down-on-love daters
to essentially make them their own intimacy experts.
I think when it comes to sex and love,
you guys should all be experts.
We shouldn't be waiting for five people to dole out information.
You got to know who you are, what you strength is,
how to go out there and get who you want.
-Ooh! -...come back for more.
-So you think this makes people
confident enough to find meaningful love, maybe.
Is that what you think? -100%.
I think it's about being confident enough
to put your best self forward and to feel like seduction
is something that you can say, "I'm a great flirt.
People want to be around me.
And I got a lot more to offer the world."
-So this is gonna teach people how to get laid. Okay.
So, would you mind putting your expertise
to the test here for our audience?
Would you guys be down for this? -Yeah.
-Okay. We've handpicked some audience members
who received some questionable texts
from their significant others,
and we're gonna help them decipher these texts.
Our first text comes from Ashley.
Let's check out this text real quick.
"Hey, you look a lot more chill than my ex. LOL.
Swag when you're free, baby girl."
-I don't -- -Is Ashley --
Ashley, where you at? Give it up for Ashley.
Stand up. [ Cheers and applause ]
First of all, thank you for being brave and bold enough
to let us into your text messages.
Where did this come from? -A dating app.
That's the first thing he text me.
-First thing. -Ooh, okay.
-Right out the gate. -When was this?
-Like, two days ago. -And have you responded?
-No.
-Give her a round of applause for that.
-Round of applause.
[ Cheers and applause ]
What do you two think? What does this mean?
"Swag when you're free"? What does this --
-I have no idea what that means. I'm scared.
-Okay, what -- -Okay, thank you, because
I've heard the word "swag" used before,
and I don't think that's the right way to use it, right?
-Yes. -Right? Okay.
-How would you use "swag" in a sentence?
-Because I have it. -He...
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yes. -That's how I know.
-I love that you didn't respond to the first bit of foolishness
there because essentially this person is saying like,
"Ha, ha, ha, I'm looking for somebody who is easy."
Right? He's like, "My ex made me have
a lot of expectations and standards.
Didn't like that.
And you look like maybe you don't."
And you were like, "I do, and I'm not responding."
So I respect that.
And then I think he recognized that it wasn't going so well.
And he was like, "Man, just hit me up when you're free."
So I think that was like his S.O.S., like, last-ditch effort.
But I'm proud of you more than anything else.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-You think she should respond?
-No, I feel like this show is the perfect response.
-Yeah. -Ooh!
-I think this was perfect.
-You should just send the YouTube link to this episode.
-Looking as great as you look, as well, too, this was perfect.
-Ooh! Our second text comes from Clayton.
Let's check it out.
Okay, so, it looks like this was sent from Clayton as a picture,
and it says, "I'm having a costume party. Swing on by."
Clayton, where are you? Stand up.
Hey, Clayton. How's it going? -Hi.
-So, can you break this down? This might take a while.
But can you break this down? -Sure.
-What's happening here? -Okay, so -- [Clears throat]
I was -- I was introduced to her via text over a year ago.
And, so, every time I try to send or ask her out --
send her a text or ask her out, she just does not reply at all.
So I just have now found it hilarious,
and I can't stay away.
So I sent this as an invite to my costume party,
and I have yet to get a reply.
-Okay, let's get the facts straight. Hold on.
You've been texting for a year?
-Yes. -With no response?
-Days later. After I've texted again.
-So what you're saying is she replies
but not when you ever ask to hang out.
-This is true. -Okay. Okay.
And when did this happen? When did you send this?
-That was Halloween day. -Okay.
-Yeah.
-Just so you know, I would show up.
-Thank you. Thank you. -I think that's hysterical.
-Yeah. Thank you. -What do you make of this?
-I want you to save this text for the Chrises of the world.
I want you to save this humor, this light-heartedness,
these invitations, the time and effort
to somebody who reciprocates. -Mm-hmm.
-And I think that this is lovely in many ways,
but on the flip side, if we heard her story,
it can sound a little harassing, which we don't want that.
So I feel like find you a Chris and invite him to the party.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-On the weird flip side, she hasn't blocked your number yet.
-No, no. -So there's still hope.
-Yeah. Chris, no. Don't put that in my head.
-Do not. -Thank you so much.