Two guys walk into a bar,
but the third one is a duck...
[SIGH]
[Sound of door knocking]
Joke!
What?
It was a knock knock joke!
Get it? Knock knock... joke?
[D-TRIX HOLDS IN LAUGHTER]
That was terrible.
Oh... You think you could do better?
Uhhh... Yeah?
Ok, Go ahead.
Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke?
Sure.
Joke joke, joooooooooke!
That's a pretty deep joke.
Almost as deep as this one.
[IN A DEEP VOICE] Jooooke.
Jooo~
Oh, I'm sorry, I was only half joking.
JOOOKE!... Blonde joke.
JOKURU!... Asian joke.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC] This is really getting Sirius now!
Are you serious? Black jokes?
That's the one type of joke I can't stand.
[MUSIC STOPS]
[MUSIC RESUMES] Why, you can't handle it?
Oh, I can!
Well then stop your WINE-ning...
...and suck it up!
I know your type. You walk around with a chip on your shoulder
thinking you're punnier than everyone else!
Well, guess what?
I got news for you, buddy:
you're KNOT
.
You shut UP.
You think this is going to be a piece of cake, don't you?
Like a walk in the park.
[SNAP] [MUSIC STOPS]
Well, I've got a few aces up my sleeve.
[DIFFERENT DRAMATIC MUSIC] So do I.
Well then, let's stop beating around the bush,
and cut to the chase.
[MUSIC CUTS OFF]
Wait!
Stop.
This is POINTless
You're right.
This IS pointless!
Wait...
why are we doing this again?
I don't know, I'm still drawing a blank!
I know, it got so purse-onal!
Siriously!
You wanna just call a truce?
Shake on it?
Fine.
AAAHHHH!!!
Ohhh, thank god that's over.
Seriously, I'm so tired of doing that!
Wasn't even funny anymore!
It never was!
You wanna just go grab a drink or something?
Sure, there's like a bar 5 minutes away.
Alright.
[GASPS DRAMATICALLY]
I got it!
Got what?
The best joke ever!
It's a knock knock joke!
Oh my gosh!
Seriously, again, Ryan?
Whoa, wait, just...
Just hear me out, just hear me out, alright?
These two guys, walk into a bar, and—
[KNOCK] [KNOCK]
[GRUNTS]
You get it?
Knock knock,
'cause they both walked into the bar—
[IRRITATED] I get it!
TEEHEE