noah you got uh broa you got
sentinoa centauneo scented
tomato young plato tan mark ruffalo
noah constrictor the chosen one the
chosen one yep that's i'm so impressed
at the rate of which you were able to
produce nicknames
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so noah and i met at an audition i think
though the working title was chasing the
dragon
no chasing the tiger ross booked it
actually over me
he got it because he was uh they liked
it more apparently i was i looked more
like a
heroin addict than you i had just gotten
my wisdom teeth out
and i was on like a perfect set because
i
like i had four wisdom teeth taken out
of my mouth three days prior
i see this this tall this tall dude
walking in with like a
funny vibe about him and i was like all
right we're
we got to do like some some deep heroin
related
audition scenes i got to stay in the
zone no it's just so friendly like
we were starting up a conversation i'm
like focus oh but this guy is like just
really
cool but i gotta focus you know it was
hard not to talk to him but it was weird
because if you're an actor and you're
like at a call back there's only you and
like
one other person in the room and usually
you don't talk but nobody just comes in
and he's just like he doesn't care he's
just like i'm
i'm i'm cool i'm noah hey what
do you know what i was doing it was
sabotage at its finest that was
i was like let me get this guy out of
his head and then next thing i know
we're best buds that was it we we know
we're
yeah i think that was like the next time
we actually hung out hung out was
that halloween party gaston and
wolverine dance into
ludicrous that was when we became
friends that was the
first really hung out ever in meditation
i was like
is so small and
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it's so cool to have someone that is uh
doing incredible work in their in their
you know vocation in their professional
career
to have to know that they have your back
to know that you know to have a
friendship with them because i can
always rely on ross if i'm having a bad
day
you know i can be like yo man this is
happening and i'll be like
dude it's okay like you're gonna be all
right
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here's my first compliment for noah okay
the the most one with the universe
he is he's he's he's like a spiritual
cloud and uh he's he's i think what
people really like about noah when they
first meet him
is how well he like knows himself and
then
connects that to some weird
philosophical
truth about the universe always it's
it's always like uh
i feel like i'm always talking with
deepak chopra every time
i i hang out with noah he's making fun
of me it's what's happening right now
he's always seeking new knowledge i
think it's like something that
a lot of people they get to a certain
age and then they start to go oh i know
enough or whatever and they kind of get
complacent ross
is like the exact opposite he's like a
child in that way
like in the best way ever like child
like
in the fact that he's fascinated by
things he's not afraid to dive into
things and to learn about them and to
understand them
and he's also something is that he's
consistently
learning something new if he becomes
proficient at one thing
he will continue to train in that thing
but then as soon as he becomes kind of
proficient
he will then add another thing to learn
he's got the
like the mental capabilities to actually
understand
things like physics stuff which i don't
so he's actually capable of
understanding these really
um complex subject matters which i think
is the
sickest thing this is just what came to
mind noah is spry
spry like a leopard or panther and what
i mean by that
is he's got this like energy always
where he's
he's he's always like smooth and and and
but but he's got this energy for life
like he's got this
constant like wanting to to find the
best in things and the best in people
i don't know why it came out like spry
like a leopard or a panther
but i don't know spry it's just i don't
know he he just loves life and
he loves having fun and he loves being
on the hunt and i
can imagine he's also flexible like a
panther or a leopard i don't know
um i just want to say i feel like i feel
like ross like
is i can say the exact same thing about
you that you just said about me dude
like you um
because of you i know how to ride
motorcycles now because it's like
sorry sorry miss sentinel um
yes sorry um i love how we can come up
with crazy and detailed
uh stories together i feel like some of
the the
funnest nights that i've had just like
in general most creative nights have
been with you
without a doubt just like sitting in
your kitchen and just spitballing
ridiculousness until it takes some it
goes from like this abstract thing
to actually some sort of detailed
concrete plan
we get it sold just telling stories
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oh
i can't i can't like do the elevator
thing oh my god
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oh
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how are you doing that
oh you're moving the arm too oh that's
pretty good i wasn't
that's good what
one
i'm like having micro naps of like in
between just
like i'm trying to process this
i'm just like dipping dipping in and out
of consciousness
oh my god
no are you are you gumby how are you
are you just making that can you see
this
i've never i've never tried this you
gotta get a little suction
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what what i
i don't oh oh wait no it noah
you can do that hold on hold on
i'm out of practice there you go
ow oh ah
yeah that's insane it's similar to like
this
how this hits that it's the same thing
but it's up here and it's
yeah it's this finger hitting here yeah
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having to come up with short compliments
for noah
yeah on the spot that was tough not that
there's nothing good
to say about them but i i wanted to keep
my composure and keep my cool
you have to you have to keep them on
edge thanks for giving us the
opportunity to gush
about each other to each other i haven't
seen noah in a couple weeks
so now i'm gonna go see him probably
tomorrow
and we're gonna we're gonna do stuff
we're gonna talk about rivers and
the universe and probably do an audition
or two
probably oh that's right probably do
that i got a couple auditions
yeah yeah and then i hope that i hope in
the future
that we get to work with each other
again
i think we will i think we already kind
of have something
that's going to come together i hope i
hope so
thanks claire for uh letting letting uh
josh
who who is jack who is josh
thank you glamour for letting ross and i
hang out and do the friendship test
friendship has been tested and and i
think we
passed just by the skin of our teeth
a little the skin of the teeth is the
teeth full of skin