and one day i was looking at something
on tv and i laughed
bryan i it by myself
and it was that borderline it was just
really all soft
because i only had liquids in me and i
it just smeared all around my
thigh and it was stinking like a
oh
and i was getting ready to ring the bell
and i said hell no i can't call that
fire
i can't tell that fine that
i don't it on myself
i can't tell her i know she got a fine
friend
that nor fine friend all the fine ones
gonna know i said it
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nah i can't do it i'm holding my nose
and i couldn't take it no more it was it
was cutting through my passage
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i on myself
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and this fine woman came in
and cleaned up the shed and she was so
patient with me and she said mr lawrence
don't worry about it i know you're a
little embarrassed but these things
happen right now we told you you know
your bowels and everything your
you know just your muscles are not
strong so don't worry about it
okay but there's no need to be
embarrassed these kind of things happen
that's why you know this is the hospital
but don't worry about it
and then she started cleaning me
as she cleaned and she wiped
i looked at her this woman was cleaning
doo doo
off me
and i said
i started falling in love
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um
and then that was a beautiful thing for
them to do
for her to do and after that i i it
about
maybe seven more times i would say went
from hard to doodle ball
little dude
all kind of with corn in it
and stuff and she cleaned it up clean it
up
about the 10th doodle she was mad and a
all that professional went out the
window she came in all right mr lawrence
that this don't make no sense can
you two grow for this
okay you just been in this hospital all
this time and you ain't work your
muscles yet
all over the place that's just
not cute and you want to act like you
want to get with me
i don't want no shitty man
it's about my hand my hands should be
shitty martin
scared me so bad i just stopped
for a while
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