♪ [ speaking song intro ] there are times when you get suckered in...
♪ by drugs and alcohol and sex with women-- m'kay ?
♪ but it's when you do these things too much...
♪ that you've become an addict and must get back in touch ♪
♪ you can do it it's all up to you, m'kay ♪
♪ with a little plan you can change your life today ♪
♪ you don't have to spend your life addicted to smack ♪
♪ homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for crack ♪
♪ follow my plan and very soon you will say ♪
♪ it's easy, m'kay ♪
♪ step one instead of "ass," say "buns" ♪
♪ like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns-hole" ♪
♪ step two instead of "shit," say "poo" ♪
♪ as in "bull-poo," "poo-head" and "this poo is cold" ♪
♪ step three with "bitch," drop the "t" ♪
♪ 'cause bich is latin for "generosity" ♪
♪ step four don't say "fuck" anymore ♪
♪ 'cause "fuck" is the worst word that you can say ♪
♪ so just use the word "m'kay" ♪
♪ we can do it it's all up to us ♪
- ♪ m'kay ♪ - m'kay.
♪ with a little plan we can change our lives today ♪
♪ you can change it today ♪
♪ you don't have to spend your life shooting up in the trash ♪
♪ homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash ♪
♪ follow this plan and very soon you will say ♪
♪ it's easy, m'kay ♪
- Step one. - Instead of "ass," say "buns."
Like "kiss my buns."
Or "you're a buns-hole."
- Step two. - Instead of "shit," say "poo."
As in "bull-poo." "poo-head."
And "this poo is cold."
- Step three. - With "bitch," drop the "t."
'cause bich is latin for "generosity."
Step four ! ♪ don't say "fuck" anymore ♪
♪ 'cause "fuck" is the worst word that you can say ♪
♪ "fuck" is the worst word that you can say ♪
♪ we shouldn't say "fuck" no, we shouldn't say "fuck" ♪
- ♪ fuck no ♪ - you're cured ! You can go !
♪ you don't have to spend your life shooting up in the trash ♪
♪ homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash ♪
♪ follow this plan and very soon you will say ♪
- ♪ it's easy, m'kay ♪ - ♪ it's easy, m'kay ♪
- ♪ it's easy, m'kay ♪ - ♪ it's easy, m-- it's easy, m-- ♪
♪ it's easy, m'kay ♪
[ all laughing ] [ mr. Mackey ] m'kay ! M'kay !
M'kay.