[Music]
Lily: Hi guys, we're Offline TV and we're gonna try mini golf today.
Scarra: Wait, we're not having an instructor?
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I dunno if the Lily's gonna like that
Lily: Huh?
Mark: Anyone on your radar?
Mark: Like, who are we looking out for?
Lily: They're CHILDREN.
i eat children.
still asking
Yoona: Imma f*ck this up
Yoona: On my first shot was
Yoona: probably the weirdest one. Because that's when you really get the sense of like
Yoona: how strong you are.
Mark: We need---
Mark: We need a counter?
Scarra: Oh, wait that's not---
Mark: Wait, that's not...
Mark: He's going on to hole two!
Yoona: So f***ed up
Mark: I still think that I have good control, better than a lot of em
Mark: 'Cause I saw Scarra and people go first
Mark: And they, like, clocked it, sent it like flying, it was bouncing.
Lily: What?
Scarra: Uuh, I wasn't comfortable swinging at all
I have no idea exactly how to swing a golf club.
Lily: Wooo!
Scarra: Ooh!
Tweedle Dee: oof
Mark: Oh shit, Oh shit I get--
Scarra: So good
Mark: That feels good!
Yoona: It's just really hard to actually control the shrink
Yoona: I thought it was gonna be a lot easier.
Mark: You can do whatever you want, but let's keep moving.
Mark: Holy sh*t dude you--
Mark: You're cranking 'em!
Scarra: Oh- What?
Poki: What?
Yoona: HOLEY SHIIIT (pun intended) WHAT Scarra: HOOO my
Yoona: Right on the rail!
Mark: We found something Lily's bad at.
Mark: We're gonna win guys!
Lily: My first shot, I think I was under a lot of pressure
Lily: because everyone expected me to win?
Poki: Can you get a wide angle shot on that?
Yoona: Can we get a crotch shot?
Lily: Boo!
Lily: Give me a toe!
Xell: [Victory Grunt]
Scarra: How many was that?
Yoona: Three?
Scarra: That's bullsh**
Lily: Oh, sorry
Mark: You have four
Xell: Your on five now
Poki: I didn't really know how hard to swing
Poki: Or what to do
Poki: But it's been working out pretty well
Lily: Yaay!
Xell: Two?
Xell: Daayum Pokiii
Yoona: Wait, Poki has two?
Poki: So uuuh, I think I got it in like, two hits
Poki: That's pretty good for me
Mark: We got 18 holes to get through, here we go
Lily: Wait seriously?
Mark: I dunno, maybe nine, maybe 18?
Xell: She did it!
Scarra: That's a- that's a five?
Scarra: You know what?
Scarra: This will be easy
Scarra: She's too good!
Xell: MY GOOODD
Scarra: Ooooo!
Xell: She played us! She played us so hard!
Lily: Holy shit, how'd I do that?
Lily: My second shot I actually got a hole in one.
Lily: I don't know how I did it, I really don't.
Lily: I think it was just 100% luck.
Mark: Oh, that's bad. Eugh
Mark: I'm going for the reach around
Yoona: You're in a bad spot
Mark: Yeah, I didn't come back around
Mark: I got stuck on the far side of the reach-around
Mark: Never where you want to be
Lily: Nice!
Mark: But he's good at mini golf.
Lily: Two
Scarra: That's two
Xell: I- I don't know who's winning yet, but it might be me.
Yoona: Mark f***** sucks!
Scarra: It's a special rule where you spin it
Scarra: And each person does this before their first shot
Scarra: And follows the instructions.
Lily: This is so old.
Lily: Can we just like, mak it un-rust a little bit?
Scarra: Yeah OK, you want a great spin?
Lily: Aaaack
Lily: "Use the wrong end of your club to hit the ball for every shot on this hole."
Lily: I already can't hit it.
Lily: The proper way, so it was really hard
[Upbeat Music]
Poki: It's got a curve.
Poki: It's driftin'
Yoona: So are we all spinning this?
Scarra: Alright, here we go
Scarra: "If you get a hole-in-one on this hole, add two strokes to an opponent's score"
Mark: Hit the ball
Xell: Scarra's so wholesome. He's so excited for his shot
Poki: He started running
Mark: "Choose an opponent to make his or whore shot with their eyes closed"
Poki: His or whore?
Mark: I'mma gang up on Lily. You have to use the wrong end with your eyes closed.
Mark: No one's getting number one around here!
Lily: That's f***** up!
Scarra: It's only one shot!
Lily: And then Mark decided to screw me over even more
Lily: By having me take the next shot blind
Lily: So, like what?
Yoona: Let's spin this s***
Yoona: "After everyone has taken their first shot, move an opponent's ball by the length of your club"
Lily: Oooo!
Poki: There is no spin
Mark: You got a shitty wall bounce
Poki: Hole-in-one
Yoona: So there is a wheel that we have to spin
Yoona: And it had different effects on it and I got kinda of like an assistant aura.
Yoona: It could hurt or help someone
Yoona: I, the gentleman, the knight that I am
Yoona: Chose to help out Lily
Scarra: You'll be very precise with this
Lily: Wow, Orlando!
Poki: Aww
Xell: What is wrong with you, Orlando?
Lily: That is so nice of him!
Poki: What a white knight
Lily: I think Orlando helped me out because he felt bad for me
Lily: And he's a good friend and that's what a good friends do
Yoona: She said I did something nice for her, so that's cool. I love being a good friends to all the girls and stuff
Yoona: Always just "the friend"
[Sad Piano Music]
Mark: Why is it upside down?
Scarra: You've got to close your eyes!
Lily: My eyes are closed!
Mark: I have a camera right in front of your face
Poki: For this hole, we're gonna play horse
Poki: Which means everybody has to hit the ball in some kind of unique, cool, and creative way
Poki: What are you going to do, Yoona?
Yoona: I'm gonna hit this and the opposite end of the golf club, off the ramp, 360 all around, into the hole.
Yoona: I'mma try the pool thing, actually
Scarra: Everyone has to copy you?
Yoona: So we did the trick shot, and I came up with the pool shot and--- yeah.
Xell: That's how Horse works, dude
Xell: That's pretty good
Scarra: Everyone has to copy you?
Scarra: This guy is serious!
Lily: What the f***, Josh?
Xell: Yoona chose his trick shot to be like you had to hit the ball like you would with a queue stick
Xell: I was like, alright I got this
[Intense Anime Music]
[Laughter Interlude]
[Intense Anime Music]
Yoona: You're looking real f****** lame now
Xell: I needed a little more chalk, or something
Xell: I biffed pretty hard
Everybody: OH MY GOD
Xell: Yeah!
Lily: Noo, I've never played minigolf!
Xell: Conspiracy theory:
Xell: Yoona has been working with Lily, to win this.
Xell: Lily has payed off Yoona
Poki: On the Horse shot, I think I told everyone to dab.
Poki: Because, I don't know what it is about dabs
Poki: As much as I don't want them to be in my brain, it's in my brain.
Poki: When I can think of something, just dab.
Poki: That's what I thought of.
Poki: Dab shot
Mark: This is such a snowball mechanic!
Scarra: I have to do it like this, with one hand?
Scarra: I thought the dab was gonna be harder and I ended up getting a pretty good dab.
Yoona: Look at my dab
Scarra: Nice!
Xell: Dab on! Oh--- Oh, you're back where you started
(Lily) Fed, what the f***?
Poki: Out of everyone, I did not think Yoona would struggle with the dab
Poki: Because I know he has LOTS of experience
Everyone: Ooh
Yoona: I feel like everyone expected me to do well, but I am just couldn't do it
Yoona: It's just not in me
Yoona: I'm 14
Yoona: 5th! That's not too bad
Mark: That's 2nd to last
Yoona: It's not Poki
Yoona: You actually swung it that hard?
Lily: Ahah!
Mark: Scarra just doesn't understand his own strength
Xell: Scarra is just like, oh this is a driving range, right?
Scarra: You were a little bit worried
Lily: I was a little bit worried
[Yakety Sax]
Mark: This is so sad
Mark: He's got back and forth over the hole three times and comes up short the fifth
Mark: Just real, real sad
Poki: The couple shot I overheard, I think Scarra and Yoona, talking about it.
Poki: And I was like, everyone should do it
Poki: That was definitely my favorite shot
Poki: I got to hold Lily
[Salsa Music]
Poki: We got a three, and we're actually doing it properly
Poki: We were really holding each other, like we loved each other,
Poki: Unlike maybe some of the other couples
Poki: So I think we did it the best.
Scarra: A lot of the other pairings were really hands-on
Scarra: And honestly, I respect Yoona's personal space
Scarra: We're very teamwork focused and very comfortable with each other.
[Careless Whisper - Sax Solo]
[Back to the Salsa]
Xell: So, with the couple shot, we got the advantage of going last
Xell: So we soy how everyone else did it, and I was like no, we going to break the rules
Xell: Instead we tried to just turn around and chip shot into the other area and uh...
Scarra: Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is...
Scarra: ...Putt-Putt Minigolf
Fed: Where did it go?
Poki: This isn't even scripted!
Scarra: Take two
Xell: We give up!
Mark: He cannot win the challenge
Scarra: It's fine! It's fine!
Xell: Two? That's pretty good
Scarra: I think Mark's not even doing any of these
Xell: Mark's going to hit DQ
Scarra: No! You're right!
Scarra: The end! That doesn't even count!
Scarra: I guess he can't win either!
Mark: Nah, we're DQ'd. Both of us are DQ'd!
Poki: I mean, I didn't expect to win at all
Poki: Pretty proud of me self, though
Poki: But I definitely thought it was Lily that was gonna win, as per usual
Poki: Honestly, mini putting was really really cute and fun
Poki: I would definitely go again, it's a good, like, date spot
Poki: Maybe I'll bring Lily
Poki: I dunno
Poki: I got a kiss!
Poki: That was my first kiss on camera
Poki: Thanks for watching, guys!
Poki: Glad, and very surprised that I won
Poki: We hope you enjoyed the video
Poki: Let us know in the comments below what you want to see us do next
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Poki: And we will see you next time!
All: Bye!
Poki: Lata, b*****s!
Scarra: Oooo...