- Spicy food should show their hand.
If you're gonna be spicy, be like
the color of a demon butthole.
Don't look normal.
- What is the color of a demon butthole?
- Not this color.
(whoosh, creak)
(Latin music)
- I hate spicy food.
- I love it, I can't wait.
- I love spicy food.
- I hate it, I can't stand spicy food.
(dramatic fanfare)
- [Voiceover] Death Rain.
- Death Rain sounds like when it rains in L.A.
(crunching)
- Okay.
- It's kinda latching on and saying,
we're not going (bleeps)ing anywhere, Zach,
we're gonna stay here.
- This one doesn't feel as spicy... oh.
It's starting to come.
- It's hard to ar... Oh!
It just...
- This is pretty basic, pretty neutral.
Sorry for calling you a basic potato chip.
- I don't think this is "death rain" though.
- No, definitely not death rain.
This is like, - This is more like,
an injury shower.
(dramatic fanfare)
- [Voiceover] Wasabi bombs.
- I'd rather eat dog (bleeps) than wasabi.
- These kinda look like little baby dragon eggs.
- Wasabi! - Cheers.
(crunching)
- Oh, I hate this.
- It's like a nice
little sushi date going on in my mouth.
- Yeah.
- Oh no!
- That is delicious.
- This sucks.
- I'd eat a whole bag of these.
(dramatic fanfare)
- Now, I know Ghost Pepper is like
the spiciest pepper in the world, right?
- Are you sure, cuz if you're not good
to keep going, you don't have to eat this.
- Let's do it. - Fine, okay.
- Cheers, you.
- Is anyone else gonna drink from this?
Can I just go for it?
Okay.
- I love this, let me explain.
It's a peanut but it doesn't have any of
the gross, boringness (gasping loudly)
of peanuts.
- I thought I was a pro.
I have just found myself out to be
quite an amateur here.
(dramatic fanfare)
- Scorpion Pepper?
What do you want from me?
- The two things I love:
beef and spice.
- Thought you were gonna say "meat and pain".
- Delicious.
- Wow.
- It almost tastes like you're biting into a jalapeno.
- Agh. - Are you okay?
(unintelligible)
- There is a fiesta, - Going on in your mouth.
- Exactly.
- Oh my god.
- Yeah, this one's spicy.
- Whew.
It's not going away, it's just getting worse.
(whoosh)
- Um, spicy food is delicious.
I didn't know that it came in so many snack forms.
(belches loudly)
- I am so sorry.
- I don't feel like I just had a fun snack time.
I feel like I just had the (bleeps) kicked out of my brain.
And my throat.
- Was it worth it?
Did you find any that were spicy enough for you?
- I loved the wasabis, and I love the spicy jerky.
- You know, spice actually relieves some endorphins,
and it can lead to a very sexy party.
- We were so sexy that I didn't even know
we were being sexy.
That's the power of spicy food.
(whoosh, creak)