Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you
The Ice Cream Headache Song
AKA, The Brain Freeze Song
AKA, A Lamentation on the Perils of Ice Cream Gluttony: The Song.
One... two... three...
So you saved a little room for desert
Yeah
not really, but a little desert won't hurt
no
but wouldn't you know, a BOGO promo
oh
on double-mint chocolate-chip cookie dough
oh
before your mom pulls the car around
yeah
you already popped the lid and scarfed it down
pace yourself brother
your mouth's writing checks that its roof can't cover
You're gonna get a
ice cream headache - owww
you're gonna freeze your brain
no way to ease the pain
you're gonna have to wait it out
you've got a
ice cream headache now
you're the one to blame
so you can't complain
you ate it like a grizzly downin' a rainbow trout
he's really ravaging on that trout
you look like you've been kicked in the balls
ohh
but that aint happenin' at all
no
let me simplify things for ya
you see your trigeminal nerve is causing
sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia
AKA
an ice cream headache oww
you're gonna freeze your brain
no way to ease the pain
you're gonna have to wait it out
you've got a
ice cream headache now
you're the one to blame
so you can't complain
you ate it like a screeched owl
beakin' the life out of a mouse
like a pack of dingos
tearin' up a dairy cow
I bet you wish you were
lactose intolerant now
nice