- Is this cake real or really gross.
- Let's talk about that.
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Good Mythical summer finale.
- We made it.
Thank you for watching all summer long.
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We also want to celebrate the end of summer.
And we're going to do that with cake,
of course, to do that.
We need to be able to identify, what cake is.
- Right. And this is the thing you've seen it.
You've, you're on the internet.
The everything is cake,
where something looks like it's real.
And then somebody bites into it and it's cake.
- For example, you might think that this
is just a regular ordinary stapler, but.
- That is an ordinary stapler.
- It is. Yeah.
It's just, it's just a stapler.
- Right. It actually, when you're seeing it
on the internet is it's a little bit harder,
but when you're right here in person,
you can tell that's a stapler.
So we're not going to be doing that specifically.
What works specifically,
what we're going to be doing, is,
we're going to be guessing whether or not
there's something nasty in that cake.
And maybe you'll be better at that.
It's time for, Oh boy, I love cake,
from here to Nantucket,
but if I choose the wrong one,
I'll need my barf bucket.
- Welcome to the dicey icing zone.
- Okay. Underneath these closhes,
there are two cakes,
that look like something that you
wouldn't want to be in a cake.
Now, one of them actually has cake in it.
That's made out of the thing
that this thing represents.
The other ones just got good old regular cake in.
- So we got a nasty cake for one of us.
And the only way to find out
of course is to take in a deep, bite.
- Now, every round cake,
you're going to get the power of choice
by taking one of these candles
out of the power of choice cake.
Whoever gets a longer candle,
makes a choice of who's going to eat what cake.
- And because we've got cake
because we have candles, we also have wishes.
We have each written down, an intimate
and private wish,
that the winner, his wish comes true.
And he also gets to read
the loser's wish out loud,
meaning that it will be impossible
for it to ever come true.
- That's how wishes work. Let us eat cake.
- Okay.
Let's find out who gets the power of choice?
- Well, the green ones,
the longest one that I see.
- That's a bit too tempting.
You want me to grab first?
I'm just hovering.
- You like to see what I'm going to grab
and then, Oh, I mean,
I can't get a longer one than that. Can I?
There's no way I can get a longer one than that.
No. - Nope. That's a short one.
All right. I've got the power of choice.
Let's reveal the, goodness gracious, he's back.
John Wayne Chasey.
That had a symbol symbol effect.
Look at these cakes.
- He doesn't say much. Okay.
These cakes are amazing.
You know why they were made by our good friend,
Lacey Rygg she's David's roommate.
She made my bean cake
and her Instagram is cakes by Lacey.
- You know everything about this is Lacy.
- Everything about her.
She made all our cakes today.
That's why they look great.
- All right. So we have a fancy, beast,
Pâté mythical catch.
- And over here we got sardines.
So one of these actually has
either sardines or Pâté cat food in it,
but you know what I mean?
I'm just here to watch you make a decision.
- I mean, this is freaking cat food.
There's a cat over there.
I didn't see it from my initial angle.
- Yeah.
That's why I said cat food.
We've had cat food on this show before.
- And then our,
are you going to eat that music video?
You ate a lot of cat food.
Cause he had to get a lot of takes
and I'm going to leave the cat food,
eating to the professional.
If that's where the chips fall.
This is my final answer.
- All right.
- So we were told to just pick up
this thing and then just, just go for it.
- You got to go deep. - This is it. It's a shame.
- You got to go deep.
Well, you know, it had its moments in the sun.
Are you ready?
- Yeah.
I think mine is good, is yours deep yet.
Mines good everywhere.
- There it is.
- It was hidden pretty deep in there.
- There's a nice layer, but nope.
Chocolate is doing a lot of favors right now.
- But you lose.
- I did. Round one.
Once again, we have the power of choice.
- Oh, and he's back, gosh.
Remember sitting on my lap?
You think? Yeah, there it is. (laughs)
- That was years ago. Years ago.
(laughs loudly)
That one was literally just sitting on the surface.
- You see, you know what?
- Oh man Link. You're getting all the long ones.
- All right. Let's see what we got.
- (laughs) That was, it was like magic.
Thought I was in a magic show.
- Oh my gosh.
So we've got a complete garlic club.
How could that be a freaking cake?
- That's amazing.
- That's crazy.
- It's flaking off.
- And what, what is that?
Some sort of like alien egg.
- That's just an egg.
- [Stevie] It's an egg, but it looks like somebody
had a hard time squeezing it out.
- Yeah. You know how those cake hands,
they just apply a lot of pressure.
- Right at the end and just got pointed.
- I mean, this is absolutely mesmerizing.
Like the detail on the top of that.
- I actually would have a difficult time
knowing that that was cake.
- I mean the egg is kinda oblong.
That's, that's a little wild.
I think that the egg is fake
and I'm going to give it to you
- No. I think--
- Meaning that it's a real egg,
you know like a cake. - We should pick these up.
I know it's gonna compromise it a little bit,
but it's just so much easier to get into.
- Yeah. That way we can take like a,
this is kind of Oh yeah.
Kind of stuck here.
- Okay. I'm really going for this.
Ready?
- Yes.
I think mine is good.
- It's just a straight up egg.
- Oh. Like a hard boiled egg.
- That's just a yoke.
That's just straight yoke. you wanna try it?
- No, that's a, that's totally for you my friend.
- Well, Link you made the right choice...
- Both times.
- With the candle and with the cakes.
- Yeah I am on a roll here, up--
- (laughs) You guys.
I think he thinking you're going to do
reverse psychology and you're literally
just put it right on top.
- So then, okay.
- I expected more.
- And then that right there
is just a little bit longer.
If it's any consolation.
I don't like icing and I've eaten a lot of icing.
Okay.
- He's getting close to you.
- J dub C.
- He breathed on you, wow.
- We got a freaking Pepto bottle.
- It's Rhetto Bismol.
- And it's so detailed.
- And this is Links tooth batter.
- That is a plump, a thing of toothpaste
- Look at a cap on that thing.
Can you see the cap?
- I can't see the cap. Look at that cap
- Looks like a real cap.
- I just want to grab it and twist it off.
- Bring it over here.
- Do you see any cake leaking out?
- No. I mean, it be a lot of Pepto in there.
- Well, yeah.
- I'm more afraid of that.
- You're a more afraid of it?
- Yeah. Even though I'm a gonna think
that this there's a slight chance
that this is not real cake in there.
- I don't understand your logic. What are you going to do?
Eat the toothpaste cake.
- I'm going to eat the toothpaste.
(laughs)
So I'm gonna--
- So you believe it's a toothpaste cake,
but you're going to eat it anyway.
- 51%.
- That's an interesting strategy.
- Oh, look at that thing, that thing is just...
Look at that, Links tooth batter.
Get yours some today.
- Here we go. I'm going straight in.
- Yeah. I'm going like this.
- This is just like, some from strawberry cake.
- That's the most refreshing cake I've ever had.
- Can you screw the cap off? I can.
How do you look?
- Can I screw my cap off?
I can.
(laughs)
- We can change caps.
- Based on your choosing record.
I'd love for you to choose first again.
- Do you go with the one that is longer?
- He wasn't talking to you Chasey.
- Don't cross him.
- I shouldn't have upset him. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. You know what?
If you, if you want to do it, I mean,
but that's not the game.
I'm going to go for the one in the middle.
- For the first time ever.
It's the queen sweep on the power of choice.
- What's he, he's measuring my neck.
See how it would fit on his head I guess.
- I think he's going to make your face into a mask.
Oh my gosh. Okay.
No.
- Well, that's a brain.
Is this a liver or a spleen?
- [Stevie] It's a liver.
- Are you serious? That is man.
I can't bring myself to bite
into either one of these.
- I didn't even touch the lazy Susan.
- I can't even bring myself to look at this.
- Haven't even touched it the whole time.
- You know what? Touch it. Give it a spin.
- No, no, no.
- Give it a spin, please, please.
- And then wherever it lands, whew.
- Now you want to let fate decide.
Brain cake or liver cake.
- That's a scary looking brain.
- Now liver is your nemesis.
Your original nemesis and brain also--
- I also don't like brain, so.
- You don't like it, but it's tough because
brain looks nastier.
But I think I would rather eat brain.
Like if they're both nasty and they're not. Okay.
I'm gonna let fate decide.
And then I'm going to give you the liver.
- Okay. Alright.
- Are you, are you not scared?
- I have to go into a zone, man.
I don't. I mean.
- Take me to that zone, because this is--
- You're not allowed.
- It feels like gum.
- Oh, Oh gosh.
It just, it just came right off.
- I'm going to have to use my,
I'm gonna use my wish to wedge it up.
I think you should do the same.
It's it's a lot more photogenic.
Oh gosh.
- Look at that. Look at that.
It's like I have a liver.
Well, I have a liver, but it's like,
I have another liver that I'm holding.
Are you ready?
- No man.
- No, no man no. Okay, here we go.
Headachy, and sink in.
- Oh yeah. Look at that.
It's bloody looking,
but it's just red velvet cake.
- I'm going to get, (coughs)
- Can you get it down man? (coughs)
(audience laughs)
There's like some of your beard hair on it.
- Take a bite.
It really cuts right through. Okay Link.
That means that--
- You lose.
- I lost you get to read my wish.
- My wish comes true and remains private.
- And you get to blow out your candle.
- Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
All right. Wish I just called you wish.
Rhet, your wish that will never come true is,
you wish that your hair and beard
would grow down past your butt, so that you
can fashion them into some sort of still
attached hair clothing, that allows you
to never wear clothes again.
- Now I can't do that.
(audience laughs)
- Thank goodness.
- Bummer.
- It's such a weirdo.
Oh man. I'm so glad that wasn't brains.
- All right.
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- You know what time it is.
- Hi, I'm Vanessa from Fort worth Texas.
I'm being my mythical best.
I'm making a wedding cake
and it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality.
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