Hello and welcome.
I'm Sarah Hyland and you may have noticed that I am a lady
and this is Lady Parts, a show that talks about everything
we normally don't talk about-- sex, female pleasure, breasts,
hormones, pregnancies, orgasms, vaginas, and even some [BLEEP]..
So to all who identify as a lady, let's
get to know your parts.
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Here to discuss is our wonderful Lady Parts OB/GYN, Dr. Sherry.
Hey, hey.
And please welcome this week's guest, the hilarious comedian
and actress Tiffany Haddish.
Hey!
Today we discuss the taboos, stigmas,
and myths surrounding women's health and sexuality.
We have to change all this conversation about the vagina.
We have to ask the questions.
We have to feel empowered.
And that's what we're doing with Lady Parts.
Why do you think that women's vaginas
aren't talked about enough?
I think women have a hard time talking about their vagina
because it's not talked about.
You know, it's always like, who's got the biggest D?
You know what I'm saying?
Who got that D?
Where that D at?
But nobody's like, who's got the tightest, smallest va-jay-jay?
Whose coo-coo is, like, bam?
Who got that coochie that make you go crazy?
Like, nobody's talking about that.
Also, "vagina" sounds like a state.
It doesn't sound like a place that's like, oh,
I want to be at vagina.
I personally love the word "vagina,"
and I love talking about vaginas obviously.
What are your favorite vagina slang terms?
I like saying va-jay-jay.
I love saying coo-coo, 'cause it make the boys go crazy.
When I'm at the doctor's office, I'll be like, my vaginal area--
because I feel like when I talk to the doctor, I gotta say,
I'm kind of smart.
It's my coochie.
It's important.
I wouldn't be offended if you called it a cooch in front
of my presence.
Why do you think that breasts are easier for women
to talk about, society in general to talk about,
more than vaginas?
Men have breasts.
So and I think men wish their breasts did what our breast do.
But theirs don't.
So ha-ha!
I mean, why they got nipples, you know what I'm saying?
Because their vaginas fell out.
That's why.
You know, most people like to sexualize breasts,
and they're very complicated but very powerful.
Kind of like cucumbers.
Yeah.
Yeah, one way to think about it.
Cucumbers can be erotic.
I've been watching food porn.
But doesn't the vagina kind of look like a snail?
Or like an upside down snail?
I mean, it's a beautiful thing.
I think so too.
Doctor, can I ask you something?
Why every time after I work out my coo-coo smell
like an In-N-Out burger?
Did you have In-N-Out the night before?
A double-double Tiffany?
No.
No, I haven't had a double-double in a month.
And I've been thinking about it every day.
So I'm wondering, is it my thoughts?
What you put in your body, it comes out
in every fluid, every orifice.
And yes, the taste and smell of the vagina.
So you've got to really look at what you've been eating.
Tiffany, how did you learn about your body growing up?
So my grandma taught me, don't let people put their hands
down here if their hands aren't clean,
because you'll be itching and scratching.
Dirty nails, dirty deed, get that thing away from me.
That's what she taught me.
You were lucky to be raised by such a smart woman and such
an open woman.
We're talking about so many at-home remedies
for vaginal health right now.
Let's talk a little bit more on that,
with myths and urban legends.
Do you think your vagina can get looser from too much sex?
Or how about from a big partner?
I don't think it can get looser, because it's gonna swell up.
But it's definitely going to get tilted if the [BLEEP] too big.
Tilted?
I feel like for me, I'm a very tiny person.
I feel like the vagina grows and then shrinks again.
You know, you go through a dry spell,
and then the dry spell is broke.
And you're like, oh wow, this seems
like it's the very beginning.
It's like a rubber band.
Yes!
It's a rubber band.
It got that stretch to it.
Then it snaps right back to its normal size.
But it never-- see, it kind of gets a little twist.
So if your man has a big, thick penis
and you're having a lot of sex, it can actually make the tissue
and the opening a little looser.
Oh, it can make it looser?
You mean this is too big for me?
Speaking of size, do you think size matters?
I don't think so.
I remember I had this one penis that
was so big I threw up afterwards because my uterus,
something was wrong.
I go to the doctor.
She's like, your uterus is tilted.
It's knocked out of place.
So I had to do all these exercises,
try and get it back in place.
The Kegels.
Now, I personally prefer something like this.
You know, right in here.
I like-- you know, right into my G spot.
All that extra stuff, that's a waste of elasticity.
Get to my G spot.
That's about three inches in.
Don't try to knock my cervix out of place.
I don't want to be dilated.
I don't want to go to get my pap smear,
and the doctor's like, you are four centimeters.
Like, what the hell?
That should be closed.
Do you guys think that women can just
orgasm purely from penetration?
I feel like for most women, they're
ashamed to say that pure penetration just
doesn't do it orgasm-wise.
It's 100% true, Sarah.
I mean, most women, they want a talented tongue
on their clitoris to have an orgasm.
A talented tongue.
Only 25% of women will have an orgasm
during vaginal penetration without touching the clitoris.
The man has to have hair above his penis.
He's got to--
Increase that friction.
Yeah, that's the French tickler.
So when he's inside, then you humping back,
then that's hitting your clit.
Then it's like, bam!
You get it both ways.
Do you think that you--
I'm asking for a friend--
but do you think you can over masturbate?
I think if you use the wrong power tools too much,
it can desensitize you when you get to your man.
From my experience.
Yeah.
Or what do you think about bringing
some of that high vibration into sex with your man?
That's fine.
There you go.
That's the best.
Ow!
Ow, ow!
That makes that WAP.
Pure perfection.
That is what rocks my socks off.
That makes me have that MAP.
Like Erykah Badu say, that MAP, that Magical Ass [BLEEP]..
Do you think you should have foreplay every time?
Warm it up.
You can't just jump on me and don't get the engine started.
That's how you tear your walls up and everything.
That's what make it not good.
That's how you be sore the next day.
You've got to stretch that elastic a little bit.
Yeah.
I don't know about you guys, but I definitely
feel like I've been led astray by women's magazines
in the past.
So I'm going to read a real sex tip from a women's magazine,
and you'll decide if it's, one, sound advice or, two,
you'll admit if you have actually tried it.
Tickle his feet with your nipples, climb on top of him
in reverse cowgirl position, then bend over
until your nipples reach the top of his feet.
That's how you get athlete's nipple.
I ain't doing that.
You should use your electric toothbrush or your iPhone
when your vibrator is out of batteries.
I'm leaving on that one.
No!
True story of a patient who said the new generation iPhones
were great to masturbate with because they had a higher
vibration.
That's a real expensive vibrator.
I mean, that would be so weird.
You got your phone right there and somebody call you,
and you were just about to come.
You're like, damn!
Hello?
I'm just like, don't do it.
That means it's time for another "RepHreshing Fact"
from RepHresh.
Garlic, oil, oregano, yogurt--
if you don't think you should put it up there,
you probably shouldn't.
Use RepHresh odor-eliminating gel
to help maintain a healthy vaginal pH, eliminate
feminine odor, and relief feminine discomfort.
I'm going to play another game.
And this is "TM-I--
Can Answer That For You."
If a guy or girl isn't giving you what you want and need
in bed, do you tell them?
Yes.
David, I've told you several times,
and that's why I don't sleep with you no more.
You can't go so deep.
Just right there in that shallow part.
That's where it's good.
I told you that many times.
You never listen.
Have you ever faked an orgasm?
Yeah.
I think every woman has, right?
Yeah, it's pretty universal.
If he be dripping sweat, that's when
you be like, let me hurry up and fake this,
because I don't want him dripping on me no more.
Men have faked orgasm too.
I think it's like 36% of men have also
faked an orgasm at least one.
Men fake orgasms?
How do they fake it?
Yeah, they go, [GRUNTING].
And then they hurry up and get up and run to the bathroom--
There's nothing in it.
--like they did something, but they didn't do nothing.
There's nothing there.
It's like, pfft.
It's all about communication with your partner.
You have to talk about your preferences, what you like,
what you don't like.
And you gotta do it from the beginning.
Dr. Sherry, Tiffany, thank you so much for joining me.
Dr. Ross, where are you located?
Because I'm looking for a new--
Oh, come see me.
Yeah.
We got to talk about vaginas, and then you
get a gynecologist out of it.
Hey!
I love it.
It'd be my honor.
Thank you.
Tune in next week for more information
you didn't know you needed, or frankly wanted,
about your lady parts.
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