Oh boy! Time to play some PlayStation games!
Oh... oh, no.
Why is the main menu so high up?
It begins...
*Four Beers Polka - Kevin Macleod*
What? Oh, no! What are these triangles?
Oh, wha--
Why are the squares...?
The squares... no... that's not, that's not how you-
Oh, look at the--
Look at the timer!
The timer!
Stop, cursor. The cursor's messing up.
No...
(Crackling)
(Laughing)
(Crackling)
Wait, where's-
(Noise)
Where's the menu?
(Noise)
It's good.
(Crackling)
It's just, it's just gonna play... play that lovely-- lovely sound with, um, with little crackly farts...
...every now and then. It's good. No. No, that's exactly what I wanted.
(Crackling)
Very, very good menu screen, Billy. Um...
Next time try to use actual sounds, not just... (imitates crackling)
That'd be lovely, Thank you.
WHAT!?
(Laughing)
No... Oh no, I got a blue screen of death!
What the fuck was that?
That is not, that's not how you rhombus, rhombus.
No, no.
Oh no, the emulator--
The emulators frozen. Not responding. Oh, no.
Ah!
What?
What!?
WELCOME TO HELL.
What are those in the background?
What is this?
No, no, no, no, no. PlayStation. Why are you doing this to me?
Fudging hell!
WELCOME TO HELL. (again)
Um...
(Noises)
That...
That is not how you text.
The menu is still workable.
What is this menu screen?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no...
(Noises)
My ears! (Laughing)
My ears! They bleed... (Not really)
What are these buttons?
What is this?
This is not normal.
You cannot classify this as normal.
This is not normal!
*startup error*
(Laughing)
Well, well that one, that one didn't quite work. Um...
Ve-- Ver-- Very good.
What? Tr- Trademar- What is that!?
What is that in the-- What is that in the corner? What is this? What is my cursor?
What is any of this? None of this is alright.
What is that bar?
It's like text-
(Laughing) What?
(Noise)
It looks like someone just squished one of these bubbles, and, like, it's like a paint ball.
It like splattered everywhere.
You can't classify this as good behavior.
This is, this is unacceptable Sony. Okay?
We expect quality, and this is not, (Noise) this is not quality.
(Fearful Harmony [JK])
Scares: (Noise)
Ohhh that's creepy.
What is with my cursor-
There's, like, brackets around the "Main Menu".
What?
What is my cursor?
My cursor's frozen.
UH! Oh no...
The triangles forgot how to be triangles.
Their parents told them they could be anything, so they became a spotlight.
Seems normal?
And, um, where's the menu sir? :/
Sir, where's the menu? /:|
There's-- there's no menu. :|
*startup error*
(Imitation), error. You tried, PlayStation, you-- you tried...
Rectangles.
RECTANGLES.
Patrick: RECTANGLES!
Oh, even the cursors a rectangle... Beautiful.
Not, not quite. Um, not, not quite, sir.
(NOISE)
Not quite! XD
That wasn't, that wasn't quite the, um, the placement that we had in mind, Sony.
What is it these buttons, too? It's like a flat bottom.
Can somebody say "Fearful Harmony"?
Oh, jeez. Oh, the way it cut off there, that is, ah, that's unnerving.
Alright.
*unknown startup*
Not alright.
Um...
Good.
This is, this is, um, This is very good. It's like the sequel to LSD dream simulator.
Okay, the audio was a bit messed up on that one, but I find it kind of cool, I like that.
Oh no, Normal startup, what's going to be messed up?
(Noise) The cursor.
Oh, what, the menu still works, it's just the cursor is kind of...in the corner.
Computer Entertainment.
*startup error*
(Laughing)
The Computer Entertainment.
What a-- What a good way to spend your, your snow day, playing some Computer Entertainment.
Um, there's no triangles.
Where'd the triangles go?
They were supposed to-
They were supposed to be here at 8:00. Where the fuck are they?
(Ear Pain) Scares: (Suffering)
What?
*startup error*
(Laughing)
What?
No, get-- Where's the, where's my cursor?
Um...
Okay, what is this? What was that sound, and what is this?
Everything about that startup was wrong. Just wrong.