Hello. Hello guys, ah, how you doin'? Hope you're doing good. I'm doing great. Ah...
Having my video taken down for misleading metadata? I love that.
Okay, so I've removed the Patron list from my description
because YouTube thought I was trying to spam keywords to try and rank higher in recommended.
So, I'm removing that and it's just gonna be at the end of the video. Yeah, all good, all good.
Oh hey guys, so Subreddit Safari
is the series where you tweet me with '#SubSafari' with a usually small to medium sized subreddit
you think I should look at that will be funny and a bit "XD" in a video.
So, yeah. So let's hop over to Twitter, go '#SubSafari', and see what we've got.
"Hey Slazo, I'd love to see you cover r/yahooanswers for the next sub Safari if- if possible!"
Oh, yeah, hold on. I'll check with the UM- I'll check with the accounting department.
Hey guys, is it possible to-
Okay, cool, I've just heard back, it's possible like for real. OK, let's hop on top of, not past year, all-time!
I want the best of the best. 'How can I convince my Buddhist friend that he owes me money from three lifetimes ago?'
Um well to be fair. I feel like once you pass the two lifetime threshold to kind of like- it doesn't really count anymore.
I-I'm sorry buddy. Also, I like how twenty-eight people have found this interesting...
But nobody's answered, like everyone wants to know the answer but no one does it's a mystery. Ah, username
"Anti-immigration" asks in relationships, 'Why are there school?', like
Why the heck are there even school? Why are school even exist?
You know?
'Does spider ha- have puss-puss?'
does spider have puss-puss?
no!
spider does not have puss-puss, you heretic
How dare you s- how dare you even think that? what the heck-
If I legally bought the Mona Lisa,
would anyone be able to stop me from eating it?
That's actually an excellent question. I want to know the answer to that. Okay, if you can get it into the U.S.
you can probably do what you want. The U.S.'s protection of art only lasts the lifetime of the artist.
Well, there you go. Just get to the land of the free and your free to- to eat the Mona Lisa!
I found gay magazines in my nineteen year old son's cupboard? Should I go to the police or go to the church?
Hmm a very difficult moral enigma you're facing, ah, I say this has to go to the head of the state..
Keep- just give him to the pigs.
How can I test if my son is gay? Lot- a lot of very troubled parents with this one!
I'm worried my son might be gay. I want to get him checked
Isn't it possible?
Isn't is- oh my god- isn't is possible to get a hormone check, vocal cord check, can't a doctor indicate if he is gay or not?
My son has almost no muscles and narrow shoulders. He also has blue eyes- blue eyes???
Dude, that's gay as fuck- he talks in a very high voice and while he sings he sounds like a castrato
He tells me his voice is called t e n a - ten or? I actually don't know how to say it, I'm uncultured
How can I test him my son is gay?- dude, if he has blue eyes, like, that's all you need to know
He's- he's the big gay. The Biggest Gay of all, really
Who do you guys think has the more magnificent nose, me or Danny Gonzalez? I I think mine's a bit more impressive but
his is pointier , more- more penetrating
y- leave your votes down below. I wanna
I wanna hear the answer to this one. -Do snakes have butts? I've never seen a butt on a snake! What!
Please someone answer, its-
I can't sleep at night because of this. I really just I need someone to answer this one. It's- it's troubling me
It-It-It really does cause me physical pain.
Okay, r/casualchildabuse, let's go
I sent my twelve-year-old son to school in a dress to combat gender stereotypes, and now he doesn't want to go to school anymore.
What should I do?
yikes, ah, hey, son, do you think pink or
blue
I'll go pink. It combats the stereotypes a little more. Hmm
hm- It's almost like the best way to combat gender stereotypes is to not force the kids to do anything and let them make their own decisions-
what? no
I need to send my 12 year old son, like 12 year old, like that's almost puberty. That's like,
an adolescent, like, these kids have phones and
and your kid's the one who came in the dress because their mom or dad thought it'd be a
good idea, like if anything, it's more enforcing of the stereotypes because it's hey, look it's a boy
But they're doing the girl thing. Would you believe it? It's so groundbreaking- before people run their mouth. Yes. I'm smoking a cig,
No, it's not the healthiest thing to do, but at least I'm not like most b*tches and doing drugs. My daughter is healthy and that's all that matters.
Where's the logic? Okay. Yeah, I'm doin- yeah, I'm smoking while having- while- while pregnant. Yeah sure. It's not a good thing
but at least it's not crack
- Okay i've got dragons, effing cars, let- lets see.
Why is this a thing, why are 28,000 people subscribed?? we have the horrible aftermath?
Yeah,, car salesman: *slaps roof of car* this bad boy can fit so much effin dragon c*ck in it
Yeah, I think we're done with this subreddit
I've had this one recommended a lot. It's r/okbuddyretard. Let's let's have a squiz
Okay, the original it's uh, okay
retard buddy
Retard buddy- what?- it's just really bad memes, isn't it, by the look of it? I quite like it
About this mum, please mum, no, no, no
It's a bit too epic for me. I can't handle it. Don't eat a pufferfish in Minecraft guys
How do I put the text in the box help? Please? Help sonic doesn't like this. Oh, no Patrick is angry
Calm down Patrick, please. Don't do anything rash, please. Just yeah, take it easy breathe in and out
Okay, it's not that bad. Look he's
He's screaming- now watch me whip
Now watch me nae nae
now watch me whip, whip, watch me nae nae- I'm done with this. Look. I'm done with this video- we're- no, okay, we're finished, okay goodbye
Actually, no, we need a hit ten minutes. Well, we're not done never mind don't don't worry
Okay, that's pretty good
r/awesomeoffbrands. Let's have a look. Yeah. Yeah. It's- it's- it's no lie, it is- it is awesome
It is pretty damn epic- only on PlayStation. We've got Bob Ross ultimate devil beater
I mean, I didn't think they could make Bob Ross any more epic, but they done did it. They proved me wrong
I'm a wrong boi today- is that bad or is that good taste to like, kind of wanna wear that?
i think that's very bad taste
Okay, r/fruitgore. L-let's have a gander. Okay, just taking things apart and replacing the insides with fruit
I get it 251 subs like it's a tight-knit lil community of just people photoshopping the
watermelephant, what-am-elephant
Nice, we have the Kiwi Kiwi, very clever, the coconut elephant, which works actually pretty well, I don't mind that one
Okay, we've got this dude
Redownload it Twitter to suggest inspirobot. Let's have a look. Okay. So what inspirobot is, is it's an artificial intelligence
That just generates
Inspirational quotes. So let's see what it's come up with: be an ass pirate
Just be one, you know, like it's really not that hard. It's not too far out of the way
It'll benefit you in the long run, pal
All you need to travel to Mars is birth control and an open mind, Elon Musk has been telling us this whole time fellas
We need to open our eye. there's no I in stupidity
I've seen something I shouldn't have I need to move on. Are you ready for pleasure? nah not really pal i'd rather not-
r/furby. Let's go. a subreddit, furry collectors
There are many more of us than you might think they keep out joining the Furby collecting trade talk to us. It's a trade
It's you can get an apprenticeship, you know move up. It's it's it's pretty lucrative
I'm gonna name him Wii Sports
Like Wii Sports like out of all all possible things
Wii sports. Um, I'm gonna name mine Mii Resort
I don't know about you- rainbow furb, just says- no more information than- rainbow furb. That's the top comment
That's an awesome name!!! Is it, is it really?
Is it? -perfect?
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo de doo doo doo doo doo how many people here aren't serial killers
That's my question. Okay they've got memes: when I decide to bid on a Furby... when I lose the auction. It's
It's something, it's an A for effort, surely
Okay, r/animegirlsdabbing. Let's- let's have a look, Yeah?
Yeah, is that cool, is that- yep that- that's pretty nifty
I'm not sure what the takeaway from this sub is, other than like, what like, this series was a mistake? That's the takeaway. Okay, cool
Okay, I've got r/tendies. Let's look- Applebee's is making dreams come true, offering all-you-can-eat chicken tenders!
Yes! No! Hell Yeah!
... I don't know what Applebee's is, we don't have that over here. But hell, yeah!!! -anyway the subreddit's just, umm
Just man children, just
Chubby, tendy eating manchildr- like, like that's the joke of the subreddit, right? -ya tendies? spicy okay. honey mussy?? thats good!!
vegetals? not good!! That's chad and stacy food. like, that's the meme the sub- like, ketchy wetchy, augh-
Let's move on. Okay, so my camera died. So, uh, yeah, it's cool
Like I've got r/ironicsigns. My face is just gonna be replaced with stock footage again, because
Yeah, r.i.p. camera. Okay, ironic signs!! nothing unsafe about this! No, not at all
I'm just imagining there's a little window there with his eyes. Just I don't know. I'm just amusing myself
We fit. Um ha ha?, no you dont,
ice up I said the joke, now you laugh. Ok. Yep. Yep. Ok, good- complete your meal with a mega jug for only $2.99
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Your diabetes is a terrible horrible issue. We need to do something about this. But while you're talking about how to stop it
Um, you know, just have a mega jug. Anyway, that'll about do this video. I hope you did enjoy it
um, as always if you did be sure to LIKE the video and subscribe if you are new
That'd be great. If you have any other subreddit ideas, be sure to tweet em at me at @slazo
Oh and with hashtag sub Safari. Thank you
if there are any other video ideas any other pages
Anything you want me to talk about be sure to leave them in the comments or at my subreddit as always
Thank you to my patrons over on patreon. If you would donate that'd be great. Otherwise just like you'd subscribe or the usual
Um, anyway, I hope you've enjoyed it. I've been slazo, the best channel on YouTube. Um,
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