HEY, YOU GUYS SEEN PRINCIPAL HORN YET?
YEAH.
SHE'S RIGHT UPSTAIRS LOOKING AT YOU.
HEY, WATCH IT.
SORRY.
OH.
HA HA HA.
NICE GOWN.
JUST KEEP WALKING, MR.
MOUTH.
HEY, KENAN, LOOK.
YOU'RE PARENTS ARE WAVING AT YOU.
YES!
GO, BABY.
I WISH MY PARENTS WERE HERE.
THEY'RE AWAY ON BUSINESS.
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS DO ANYWAY?
I NEVER REALLY KNOW.
OH.
WELL, MY DAD'S A ROCKET SCIENTIST AND
MY MOM'S A BRAIN SURGEON.
OH.
WOW!
UH...UH...UH, HEY.
YOU LOST YOUR CAP.
N-NO, I DIDN'T.
YES, YOU DID!
HEY!
DOMINIQUE ADAMS.
PAUL ALLEN.
CHRIS ANDERSON...
SORRY I'M LATE.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
THEY'RE HANDING OUT THE DIPLOMAS.
SO FAR, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL CEREMONY.
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY KENAN'S NAME ISN'T
IN THE PROGRAM.
IT'S NOT IN THE PROGRAM?
NO.
Principal Horn: MARIA "RUNNING BEAR" KIM.
KEL, I THINK YOU'RE UP NEXT.
KEL EINSTEIN HYPOTHALAMUS KIMBALL.
WOW!
THAT'S ME!
WHOO!
I GRADUATED!
OH, YEAH!
OH, I LOVE YA, LOVE YA, LOVE YA, LOVE YA, LOVE YA!
OH!
WHOO!
OH!
OH, THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!
OH!
OH.
HOLY HICKAFIRE!
BOY AIN'T WEARING PANTS.
GRANDMA, LET ME SEE, LET ME SEE.
LET ME--LET ME!
WHOO!
CONGRATULATIONS, KEL.
THANKS, MAN.
NOW I HAVE TO GET A DIPLOMA.
YOU DON'T SUPPOSE A BIG, GIANT BULLDOZER'S
GONNA COME CRASHING THROUGH THE STANDS
AND DISRUPT GRADUATION BEFORE I HAVE TO GO UP
THERE, DO YOU?
I DOUBT IT.
ALL RIGHT.
WELL...
NEXT NAME SHE CALLS, I'M GONNA...
Principal Horn: MARY SUE LABITINSKY.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
SHE PRONOUNCED KENAN'S NAME WRONG.
AND NOW, SENIOR CLASS VALEDICTORIAN,
SHARLA MORRISON, HAS A FEW WORDS TO SHARE WITH US.
HEY, WHEN'S KENAN GIVING HIS SPEECH?
MY BATTERY'S RUNNING LOW.
OH, HERE, UNCLE LOU.
I GOT YOU AN EXTRA BATTERY.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO MISS A MINUTE OF THIS.
THANK YOU, PRINCIPAL HORN,
FELLOW STUDENTS, FACULTY,
FAMILY, AND FRIENDS.
AS I LOOK OUT ON THE SENIOR CLASS THIS MORNING,
I JUST WANT TO SAY--
HERE'S KENAN!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SHARLA, FOR THAT LOVELY
INTRODUCTION.
WHEN THEY ASKED ME TO GIVE THIS S-SPEECH,
BECAUSE THEY DID ASK ME,
I WAS REMINDED OF THE LOVELY WORDS
BY THE POET, UH...
WILLIAM, UH...LONG--
JONES, III.
AHEM!
HE SAID, UH...
"WHEN YOU DREAM...
"MAKE SURE YOU DON'T FALL ASLEEP ON THE BUS
OR YOU MISS YOUR STOP."
HAPPY GRADUATION!
NOT SO FAST, KENAN!
WHAT?
YOU WANTED A LONGER SPEECH?
NO.
I WANT YOU TO TELL EVERYONE HERE
EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
ALL RIGHT.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
HEY, KENAN!
I GOT THAT BULLDOZER YOU WANTED!
YEAH!
WHOO!
YEAH!
HAPPY GRADUATION!
YEAH!