-♪ W-W-Whoa, w-whoa ♪
-This one goes out to anyone who's ever been left waiting.
-We feel you.
-♪ W-W-Whoa, w-whoa ♪
♪ I just found the funniest meme ♪
♪ With the most adorable dog that I've ever seen ♪
♪ So I text it to my friends ♪
♪ Saying "OMG literally me RN," then send ♪
♪ Now they're typing something back ♪
♪ Still typing something back ♪
♪ I just wanna know what you thought ♪
♪ But all you said was three dots ♪
♪ So I update my laptop ♪ -♪ Text still three dots ♪
-♪ Watch a couple TikToks ♪ -♪ Text still three dots ♪
-♪ Play hopscotch with street chalk ♪
-♪ Text still three dots ♪
-♪ Stitch a cozy for my teapot ♪ -♪ Text still three dots ♪
-♪ My girl been writing back so long that I been wiggin' out ♪
♪ Like 15 minutes, man, I wonder what she writin' 'bout ♪
♪ Gotta know what the text is gonna be ♪
♪ It's like little bubbles making fun of me ♪
♪ Baby, hit "send" quickly ♪
♪ 'Cause I can't take these ellipses ♪
♪ Every text from you gets me so hot ♪
♪ Now all I got is three dots ♪
♪ So I practice my jump shot ♪ -♪ Text still three dots ♪
-♪ Dance to the beat drop ♪ -♪ Text still three dots ♪
-♪ Make a plan to win an EGOT ♪ -♪ Text still three dots ♪
-♪ Watch "The Office" on Peacock ♪
-♪ Text still three dots ♪
-♪ I appreciate taking your time to respond ♪
♪ But while you've been texting, we wrote a whole song ♪
-♪ About waiting and waiting, it's almost too much ♪
♪ You could at least give my last text a thumbs-up ♪
♪ But the text on three dots ♪
♪ Gray and bouncy three dots ♪
♪ 'Bout to yell it from the treetops ♪
♪ 'Cause the text on three dots ♪
[ Cellphone chimes ] -Oh. Ah.
-Yeah, okay, yeah.
-Nice.
-♪ Text still three dots ♪