It is May 1st.
I do think that's a coincidence, that you're here, on May 1st.
Yeah, it's not going to be May anymore.
When did that start, that meme?
I don't know, I don't know.
It's crazy.
I love it.
I love it too.
All right.
So Jessica Biel, your beautiful wife-- man, she's beautiful.
She's the best.
In every way, she's beautiful.
I mean, she's like stunningly gorgeous,
she's so down to earth, so great, just a cool--
she's a cool girl.
She's the best.
The last time you were here, she was here.
She did the most amazing entrance, and it surprised me.
I didn't know that Twitch and--
She told me she was going to surprise you with this.
But she rehearsed this with Twitch,
and I didn't know they were rehearsing--
I think she got here super early, before you got here.
Yes.
Yeah, full on.
Go girl.
So I mean, that is impressive.
How much did you and her rehearse that at home?
We do a lot of lifting at home.
I'm talking about dancing.
Yes, I know.
Yes, [? he ?] guys.
But--
We do a lot of lifting.
Have you-- have you tried that particular lift?
A couple of times, yeah, we've done it a couple of times.
No, you haven't.
No, you have not.
Yes.
You've done that?
Yes.
You're lying.
I'm not lying.
Yeah.
I know you, and I see the eyes.
It's more me laying on the bed though--
I see.
It's still impressive.
That's [? cool. ?]
Right now, we have a limit on, you
know, like crazy, physical activity around the house,
just so we can keep the tour going.
All right, that's true.
Because I could--
I'm at that age now where I could just pick my son up
and it's like, hi.
So--
Because he's-- well, yeah, you do have to take care
of yourself because that tour is-- it's grueling.
So he's-- Silas is three.
He's three.
And so you got home at what, 2:00 AM last night?
Yeah.
This morning.
Yeah, we got--
I got to sleep around 2:00 AM because it takes a while
to come down off of the--
Yeah, I would think it would be--
all that output for 2 and 1/2 hours, and then you
have to come down.
So you fall asleep at 2:00 AM.
Silas is three, tell everybody what happened this morning.
Yeah, it was like 6:45, you know, it just felt
like you know, and--
of course, it was a much smaller hand, but--
I was going to say, he has huge hands.
But he's got to the point to where he can sneak--
he gets out of his room in the morning
and sneaks around, and sneaks into our room,
and kind of crawls up on the bed.
It's very, very sweet and you know, I was very, very tired.
And then, you know, he's a big boy now, you know,
which he will be happy to tell you.
And so we're doing some-- we're doing some--
we're getting really well down the line with the pee-peeing
on the potty thing, but at nighttime,
we obviously give him a-- you guys,
this is boring stuff, right?
At nighttime we give him a diaper and so he--
I feel the hand and he comes in and he hugs me.
And I was like--
right on my back I just was like, that's really wet.
And I was like, hey, man, good morning.
But it's-- you know, it's--
any body who's a parent out there
knows that it's like you've never been
more excited to be peed on.
But I'm just-- it's like you're on stage
and you're like, you know, sexy as can be,
people are going crazy for you.
And then this morning, there's like just a wet diaper
on your back, and you're like--
that's your-- you're a dad, you're
a great-- you've got it all.
You've got like an amazing marriage,
you've got a precious little boy,
you've got an amazing career, and I
couldn't be happier for you.
Thank you so much.
I love you so much.
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