- IF YOU'RE A GROWNUP
AND YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO PLAY WITH,
MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD OF TINDER? YES?
IT'S AN APP FOR YOUR PHONE,
AND IT LETS YOU FIND THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE
BY SWIPING RIGHT IF YOU LIKE THEIR PICTURE
AND SWIPING LEFT IF YOU DON'T.
PEOPLE SAY ROMANCE IS DEAD.
NOW THERE'S A NEW INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT
CALLED "TINDER NIGHTMARES."
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS?
IT'S REALLY HILARIOUS.
PEOPLE POST CONVERSATIONS FROM TINDER
THAT DIDN'T GO SO WELL.
AND I FOUND A FEW THAT I WANTED TO READ TO YOU.
HERE'S THE FIRST ONE.
"ON A SCALE FROM ONE TO AMERICA,
HOW FREE ARE YOU TONIGHT?"
"NORTH KOREA."
NOT--
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
"SO ARE WE MARRIED NOW? IS THAT HOW THIS WORKS?"
"YEAH, ME AND YOU, AND MY ROOMMATE LINDSEY,
WHO YOU SENT THE EXACT SAME MESSAGE TO."
"HA HA HA, THAT'S THE FIRST TIME THIS HAPPENED."
AH, THE NEXT ONE IS, "I LIKE YOU."
"THAT'S GOOD BECAUSE I LIKE YOU."
"NOW I HATE YOU.
"JUST PREPARING YOU FOR THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
OF OUR RELATIONSHIP."
AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE.
"I'M FROM PHOENIX.
TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF."
"JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD."
"WHAT TOWN ARE YOU FROM?"
"BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT."
"NICE. WHAT BROUGHT YOU TO CHICAGO?"
"TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE."
WANNA SEE MORE TINDER NIGHTMARES,
GO TO INSTAGRAM.