PLANET DOLAN
From family intrusions to having diarrhea,
the Planet Dolan crew reenact some of the best true stories from the subreddit about the worst things that have happened during the act.
I'm Danger Dolan and today. I'll be your narrator. Number 10 was submitted by Master Chaos.
One time Pringle had brought his girlfriend home for a night to have a good time.
While they were doing, it his girlfriend was close to an orgasm and got pretty loud!
Pringle tried to get her to quiet down,
but it was too late! His mother came into the room and then stripped naked,
saying "If you're gonna be that loud you better let me join in."
Needless to say, Pringle and his girlfriend learned their lesson about being loud in the bedroom at his parents house.
Number nine was submitted by Yami_okami6. Andiemations was having sex with her
ex-boyfriend, who happened to live with his mother. It was about midnight when they got busy, she was close to orgasm, when his mother, her
boyfriend, his uncle, and his cousin stood in the doorway while his mother was the one at the front of the group.
This happened while
Andiemations was doing reverse cowgirl. Fully nude, she fell off and caused him to hurt his penis!
Mortifyingly embarrassing!
Number eight was submitted by callumfry97.
My brother was 13 at the time, when he met this girl at a Halloween party.
They danced, and one thing led to another, and she took him to her room.
She was giving him head when she had an epileptic seizure!
Whilst his little friend was deep in her mouth, her mouth shut her teeth clamped onto his little friend!
And it was stuck bleeding and in a bad way.
He generally thought he was gonna be a girl from that day forward, but after 25 stitches later. It was back to normal.
He can thankfully say he hasn't and will not be doing that again.
Number seven was submitted by mutemoth. Back went Tolop and his wife were still in their teens,
and in that phase of dating where they couldn't keep the hands of each other,
they decided to try flavored condoms. They were a cheap brand from a local gas station, and supposedly banana flavored.
Tolop probably should have realized it was a bad idea than in there.
When they got back to their house into a room, Tolop put it on.
So first of all it was really small. It was clearly not long enough to be used for anything other than some oral play.
But of course both of them were still really naive and thought nah, it's still fine for the real sex times.
After that little bit of oral play, they went to having actual sex with the flavored condom still on.
About five seconds then she tells Tolop, "It's burning." Like a genuine feeling like her vagina is on fire! BURNING!
Tolop immediately stopped and pulled right out, and she ran off to wash up and get some ice, but it doesn't stop there.
He wasn't spared from the wrath of the cheap banana flavored condom, because when he looked down and took the thing off,
Tolop swore the upper length of his dick was turning bright red.
He was having an allergic reaction While the actual flavoring was burning her vagina, took a few hours,
but eventually, that burning rash went away.
But God dammit, Kids, don't buy cheap flavored condoms from gas stations! For the love of shit,
don't use them for penetrative sex, you fools!
Number six was submitted by Sassymanticore. Goastoast was dating his girlfriend at the time
and were walking into his house from school, because they knew that his parents weren't home.
She was acting real weird the entire walk there.
And she wouldn't tell him what was going on when they got home they started making out, GhostToast started to go down on her.
She started acting weird again, but still wouldn't tell him what was wrong. He figured she was just nervous about his parents coming home.
They had done this several times before.
She let him pull her pants and panties off, and the pieces fell into place as he was greeted with diarrhea!
All over her panties. It was brown, lumpy, and he swears
he saw diced onions in there. Ghost toast then quickly pulled his pants up and they just never spoke about it again.
I'd be more concerned about fucking ghost going down on me, but hey diarrhea is pretty bad, too.
Number five was submitted by the_monkey1455.
At the time, Hellbent was 18 his, girlfriend was 19 there at our house
Just having a good time. Albert was playing his guitar
because he written a song for her and after that she decided that they should take the relationship a step further.
They thought they had the house to themselves.
The next thing you knew they were both naked in a bed and as they were taking a break from their festivities,
her ex-Marine father walked in with a gun - to which Halbert promptly jumped out of the bed, grabbed the keys to his motorcycle!
He exited through the nearest open window still completely naked and hopped on his bike.
He rode like his life depended on it because it probably did. Long story short...
Hellbent got his clothes and phone back at school the next day.
And that's the story of how he lost his virginity and found out that without a leather jacket,
doing 80 miles per hour a motorcycle can leave a welt on your body!
Number 4. submitted by PodlPud
Nicksiam's girlfriend handcuffed him [to] the bed and to look all attractive.
She threw the keys behind her they forgot all about it and did the deed but afterwards to her horror
she just couldn't find the keys after three hours of Nicksiam's wrists getting uncomfortable and her spoon feeding him scrambled eggs...
It was only after her roommate came home to see them. Did she find the keys in her pet snakes cage.
Number three was submitted by a Wilcojah000.
Sotim's girlfriend had just had surgery to remove a tumor from her shoulder for biopsy and it stitches holding together her shoulder for an
area around the width of a [golf-ball]. Half is deep for the cut out section. While Slappedham and his girlfriend
Were having sex the friction of the stitches on his mattress caused the stitches to break with a slight popping sound.
Hearing it, they stopped and set up and
All the rest snapped at once allowing the surgical wound to throw blood all over the walls of bed like a horror themed
confetti at a birthday party. That night, less than 15 hours from initial surgery
Slappedham his girlfriend went back and decided to glue the wound shut and use dissolving stitches to hold the interior.
She turned out to be allergic to the glue and ended up having a slight allergic reaction for the following weeks.
She wasn't allowed to be by herself because she would scratch the area because [of] the allergy. Number two was submitted by Evilbunny.
So Emojie, she was on the phone with his dad and his wife decided it'd be funny to start going down on him.
Emojie tried [to] get it a stop or at least have a give him the chance to end the conversation with his dad
but she kept on savoring his sausage.
I've told you two minutes of awkwardly trying to let his dad know what's going on to get his wife to calm down
Emojis body got confused then he ended up pissing all over his wife. While still on the phone with his dad.
He just stood there with his wife looking up at him both of them in complete shock and silent horror!
Emojie [then] told his dad that he had to go and proceeded to profusely apologize to his wife.
Emojie's amazed she still does sexy stuff for him. So what's the worst thing that happened to me during the act?
Oh, fuck! I gotta give a story don't I?! Alright, let me keep this story brief because the horrible embarrassment is to ensue!
Alright, so you know when you're doing it and things get a little bit squelchy and kind of like those tubs of goo
you get as a kid you put your finger into and it makes fart noises?
Imagine that with the dick, uh
in the hole.
That's pretty much it because of all the squelching and the goo and [all] that...
that may have happened and
instead of continuing we just ended up pissing ourselves laughing and just stopped.
Embarrassing but funny. I'd say this [is] probably the worst thing.
I'm going to be relying on the artist to help me out with that story and
also in the vague hope that my family never ever watches this video ever!
Huge thanks to the (gibberish) we have another question for you
What's the scariest experience you've ever had with a stalker let us know on the reddit page link below and you?
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I want to kill my [sister]. I want to kill my mother
[I] want to kill my father. [I] want to kill
everyone