ladies and gentlemen we do a uh segment on the uh program and it's called the small town
news and uh it's we've done it for 25 years and it's hilarious people love the segment
and it's a small town newspapers from all over the country and there's interesting
little items and sometimes i remember the night a woman laughed so hard she cracked her sternum
that's how funny it is well we have a spin-off you know when you have a successful segment or a
successful tv show they will spin off a character and then you have another successful segment or
tv show well we have that for you tonight in in culling and the screening all of the small
town news periodical items we've come across a lot of pictures of people across the country
who look like me so tonight the segment is guys who look like dave here we go
okay get ready this is a good one
the first one from the sun osceola wisconsin take a look local chiropractor steve bondt
you see kinda what do you think yes no definitely he is one of the guys
there's one of the guys there's the tie i like the tie that can be me
hair kind of definitely something wrong with his hair like there's something wrong with my hair
glasses yes glasses other than that a much better looking man than i am no i know okay that's number
one yeah uh here we go general manager and head coach of the fargo force hockey team dean bleus
b-l-a-i-s i hope i'm pronouncing his name correctly here we go guys who look like dave
really
hey we got to get the coach in here to host one night
let's widen out and take a look at that night nice for the coach to dress up for the photo shoot
this is from texas monthly magazine well that's a fine that's a fantastic publication
i know the magazine yeah we have a plastic surgeon by the name of dr
howard tobin howard tobin guys who look like dave
yeah i guess kinda
seems to me though if you kind of looked like me and
you were a plastic surgeon there'd be something you could do about it
you don't have to live your life like that and this is the chancellor of the university
of wisconsin uh john wiley that's that's a big prestigious university and quite a a position
to hold guys who look like dave here's john wiley out there in madison wisconsin let's take a look
yes
standing behind some kind of barbed wire thing apparently so he's been incarcerated
or impounded i don't don't know exactly what's going on there but i think we're finding that
the older the people the greater the similarity no that's just your insecurity thank you this is
from the huntsville times huntsville alabama and it's a religious columnist by the name of larry
sisterman well already the name is similar sisterman letterman yes yes sister letterman
larry sisterman ladies and gentlemen
i don't know really
i don't know similar in the sense that it's another male human with glasses i suppose
this is from the lamar democrat lamar missouri a doctor named john w graham
i don't think so i mean really not even close not even close how did that how did that even
get in the pile not even close this gentleman god bless him has had a hair transplant transplant
total transplant yeah it's kind of up there high on his forehead isn't it yeah yeah
and it's not you know it's back it's way back that's what i just said and but he looks very
happy okay so that's a no that's no resemblance to no none whatsoever uh the north manchester news
and journal north manchester indiana oh north manchester indiana my home state of indiana
thank you i would have let's see what we have here this is uh ryan warner he's a banker ryan
i mean come on come on i mean let's just let's just start photographing people who get off a bus
i mean this is this is not even excuse me sir here put on these glasses so we can take your picture
not even close uh okay this is from the arlington times uh arlington
washington a columnist named bob griff graf bob graf there's bob guys who look like dave
i don't i don't know i don't know i don't know maybe i started at the wrong end of the pile
the cabinet milford new hampshire milford police captain christopher nervick
oh this is from new hampshire guys who look like dave christopher nervik let's see
yeah i mean you can you can feel the air leaking out of the theater
the farther we go the less interested i must have started at the wrong because the uh
title of the pieces guys look like david yeah well we started big i think we we set the bar too high
and now it's just how about just guys a segment we call guys
okay this is uh the copper basin news
kearney arizona this is a candidate for kearney council named sheila stevenson
and again
and penny resemblance i'm sorry sheila i'm sorry please please forgive me sheila i had
nothing to do with this good luck in your candidacy there
this is the lansing state journal lansing michigan
this is a well this is it's all very sad it's a man in an advertisement for assisted living
somebody tried it
wow well at least he's happy he seems pretty happy
it's very sporting of you to put it that way
don't you think he looks no he doesn't listen hey pops how about another one of those 10 best lists
and finally well you know this has got to be the best one because if if this is the kicker here
we go guys who look like dave the mariposa gazette mariposa california this is from the sheriff's log
and the uh the alleged incident was a guy who was throwing
shingles shingles off of a roof guys who looked like dave let's take a look and see
it is and that's how we play
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