Gav: Hello, I'm Gav.
Dan: I'm Dan.
Gav: We're the Slow Mo Guys.
Gav: This is circulating.
Dan: Yeah, you may have seen someone very, very stupid
eating corn with a drill.
This is the Slow Mo guys,
so obviously we're not the most intelligent people- Gav: No.
Dan: So I'm going to give it a go. Gav: Although,
Rhett and Link did this,
so they must be smart in some way.
Dan: Okay, I'll take it.
So hopefully this doesn't destroy my teeth,
and let's see what happens, shall we?
Gav: Bit of ketchup?
Dan: Sure, yeah.
Gav: Hopefully your hair won't get pulled out,
your jaw won't get knocked off.
Dan: My teeth won't fall out,
and it'll taste nice.
Gav: Let's hope for the best!
Dan: Alright, you're lathering it on there!
Gav: Yeah, I don't want to get a gap!
Dan: You're getting it perfect, like even.
Gav: I feel like I should do this professionally, look at this!
Dan: This is great! I'm like a rotisserie here-
Gav: I haven't dropped any!
Dan: I'm quite impressed, actually.
Gav: Yeah?! Going back for more? Get some of this.
I didn't realize we could get so much ketchup on a piece of corn!
Dan: You've almost used up the whole damn bottle!
Gav: Oh my goodness!
Dan: Well I think that's enough.
Gav: Yeah? Dan: Yeah.
Gav: Okay.
Go for it.
(Gavin laughs)
Oh, what a fail!
Go for it.
(Gavin laughs)
Dan: Woah!
Gav & Dan: Woah!
Dan: Mad!
Ketchup went flying!
You can see all the corn going into my mouth. Do you see that?
Gav: Yeah. Dan: Just all going in there.
Gav: It's great!
(More laughter)
Dan: It's going everywhere.
Gav: It's awful to look at.
It's so much more gross than it is in real time!
Look at all that corn!
(Retching and spitting noises) (Laughter)
Dan: If it wasn't for the ketchup I'd be fine. Oh, it's minging!
Gav: I can't believe how much you had in your mouth!
It's never-ending!
Finished it off.
Absolutely polished!
(Gavin squeals in excitement)
Gav: You polished it.
That's unbelievable!
(Both chuckle)
Gav: That might be to most efficient way to eat a corn on a cob- Dan: Efficient, yeah. Sure.
Dan: Mmm.
Still missed a couple of bits.
I'll take it.
Gav: Not the most attractive video we've ever made, I'll tell you that.
Dan: On par with me vomiting I think.
Gav: Yeah.
Well a big thanks to all a thousand of you who tweeted that to us to do it,
it was a fantastic idea, I think it looked tremendous.
Dan: (indistinguishably) That wasn't a fantastic idea, it was disgusting! (Gavin groans laughing)
Dan: That was disgusting!
Gav: How do you store so much in there?!
It's like an entire cob!
Dan: I was hoping you didn't know I had that in my mouth, I was just like yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gav: It was like:
(Wet expulsion noises)
There was so much!
Alright, well that was a different one!
But we love it, we love all kinds of slow-mo.
Gav: Feel free to follow us on Twitter,
buy a shirt if you want, and subscribe to the Slow Mo Guys,
and maybe you'll see more of this kind of thing in the future. But hopefully not.
Phew, good lord that was gross.
Gav: Do you want ketchup with that?
Dan: Absolutely not.
I do not want ketchup with that.