Kevin: Hey guys, just a special announcement before we start the video!
Luke: We are having a fifteen percent off sale and all non - limited edition SMG4 for merchandise this Thanksgiving and Black Friday. (Well now...)
Kevin: It's also the last chance to get the Tari merch now on shop.SMG4.com
*boop* Ow! (That's gey)
Finally, a word from Bob!
ThEnKs AsIaN SMG4 aNd BwUtHeR oF aSiAn SMG4 (That's racist)
MaN i GoT a SpIcEy AnNoUnCeMeNt FoR u SeXeH fEnS
We'rE oFfIcIaLlY rElEaSiNg tHe LiMiTeD eDiTiOn BaWb MeRcH fOr ThIs HoLiDeY sEeSoN (OOOOHHH)
It WiL oNlY bE iN sToReS uP uNiL cRiSmEs. sO gEt It BeFoRe ThEyRe GaWn
Boop: Uuuh Bob, It's November. It's not Christmas yet.
...CrAp (Lel u messd up)
WuTeVeR, GeT tHiS cRiSmEs BaDgE oF dAt GrEeN tErD aSwEl
Boop: Hey that's not nice! My badges are really cool! I'm wearing a Christmas hat! Look how cute i am!
Kevin: Thanks Bob and Boopkins!
Luke: You can head on over to shop.SMG4.com to check out the merch right now this holiday season.
Kevin: And the amount of badges we have are growing, so start you collection now!
NoW oN tO dE sPiCeY vIdEo AlL aBoUt MeEeEeEeEeE
*Glitch productions and SMG4*
*A bunch of retards looking at this bootiful looking statue
Yo Yo wAtSuP mY hOmIs. tHeNkS fOr CoMiNg OvEr To My PaD fOr De FuRsT eVeR cElEbRaTiOn Of BoBsGiViNg
*Booser gibberish* (Here we go again with the gibbersh)
Nu, i MeAn BoBsGiViNg
*Le jump similar to the Mario Purge*
AnYwAy, As YoU cAn TeLl, tHiS mAnSiOn Of MiNe Is VeRy SeXeH. FiLlEd WiTh De MoSt MoZaRt PaInTiNgS aNd ArT
Tari: Oooohh! Aaaahhh! (You're not a monkey tari)
MaY i InTeReSt U iN a SoOpEr ReR uLtImAtE DLC bOb PaInTiNg. pHoToShOpEd By YoUrS tRuLi.
It iS a MaStUhPeEcE
*Saiko still wanting sum bois ass*
SMG4: Uuuumm, Say whaaaattt????
What's going on in here?
Oh DaTs Ez. MaH sOuNdClOuD rAp CaReEr HiT ofF lAsT wIeK
LoOk At DeM fOlOwErS
Boop: Yay! congrats, Bob!
OOF (wow you're an asshole merio)
Fat italian: Come on!! say, i'ma hungry! Let'sa go!
Oh YeH fOlO mEh To ThE dInInG rOoM
It is time to commence the Bob's giving feast. Thanks for joining me. Whoo my god
You betcha it is
Mmm delicious
Huh, oh, yeah guess I forgot just give me a sec while I take care of that
Oh
Oh. Uhhh... sure.
Do you want the shot--
And Meggy, can you go help Bowser cook, please? That'd be helpful.
Oh yeah, that reminds me. We also need some special beverages for this occasion, Can you three go get my secret Bob juice, please?
Oh sure. Where it is, Bob?
Just go upstairs and turn right.
It's in my special room. You can't miss it
Like I say for the 9000 we're gonna get lost so easily
Huh, do you guys want to hear the story of Bob's giving
Sexy so they made Eau de cobots give in to worship them. Ah
No, what's the matter you freaking stupid? What do you know? Were you there?
Hey
Wanna hear the story of Bob mez
No, God, please no. Well it all started 2,000 years ago in the North Pole
I can't be sure I
Got it, let it go. Ah
Mama, Mia
Hi guys I'm scared is this some sort of demonic chamber
I will surely we'll get a chemical obstacle of some sort comes quickly go on a crazy adventure on the same off
Story the Cougar in Attica
And if you're a good boy and girl Bob Claus will visit you at night and give you a present
Excuse me only if you haven't been naughty and if you're praised Bob enough
Nothing Wow, how could you say that only cold for you this far buzz?
Yo, man, what's up Jesus Christ
Lost safety is for losers
Oh, yeah, we have flamethrowers that look like fire extinguishers does not count
This is fine
Jenny noodles
Don't let simmer, huh, what is it psycho?
I'm okay with the events that are unfolding currently
Hey, do you guys smell something burning Oh Mario's funny
Everything's fine
My home you guys destroyed my home. Oh, hey, look the turkey is cooked
Well, what are you waiting for dig in?
Don't worry I can buy another house with my cash Monday's
but
I'll catch buy cool friends to celebrate Bob's giving with like you guys
This will also make a great sob story for MTV. Yeah, boy
Haha, just joking Lal crap
Happy Bob's giving everyone
Remember to stay sexy and praise Bob bull and by the limited-edition Bob shirt only for the sexiest people out there
See you next time