what's up its meantime I have my hat on
backwards and it's time to [ __ ] party
it's the only cure for sadness are you
guys all ready to secure that sadness
are you ready to say not today
depression because the memes are rolling
in me me cause you're probably wondering
what the things on the sides are I got
new shelves they're very nice
now I can hold my things also my banana
gets one shelf all to itself
speaking of bananas I give you the
banana potato what this is an
abomination on to science you can't
merge both of them I tried this last
time you saw what happened
now the question is does it taste like a
banana or does it taste like a potato
bonauto but a NATO banana banana that's
a good one oh great we've more of these
Sean meme Lachlan the Sean McFly : eats
the lawn McLaughlin at dawn McLaughlin
and gets then Sean McLaughlin dammit man
that's too good leave something for the
rest of the people okay
you can't take one meme and explode it
into all the meme possibilities it's
like those people who had like the
markiplier e meme and then I think Felix
was the n1 and then people turned me
into Prince Charming on the D meme and I
was like oh funny it spells end like end
this meme and then somebody came out and
did the entire alphabet and everyone was
like come on man you make the kid who
comes over to someone's birthday party
and pisses in the pool cuz you thought
it was a cool thing to do
oh sweet Jesus this this meme teacher
what are you laughing at me nothing my
brain rack sceptic I now you're evolving
now you're getting beyond just the Sean
mcLaughlin means now you're going into
the jacksepticeye was this is you must
be stopped
song McLaughlin song actually is that
when somebody loves you it's no good
unless he loves you when somebody needs
you it's no good unless she needs you
what is this song teacher what are you
laughing at me nothing my brain Billy
Irish [ __ ] hell I I thought that you
would run out of words to rhyme with
Sean and then eventually this mean would
stop but now it's gone way beyond it
should have you know when you've created
this abomination in a lab and it's
wandering around the room and you're
like okay put it down it's time to stop
this and you're like you know let's see
what it does and then it breaks out and
roams the land and kills everyone
that's what this meme is also I bounced
my pen off of my desk and it flopped
back and landed right between my glasses
like that can't write this [ __ ] people
meantimes crazy my brain during exams
snack septic eye he trying to tell me
that I smell or did have a full-on snack
what up you can't see me I'm all blurry
in the background this is my luck for
the rest of the video now I did this for
a bit and I'm sticking with it because
it's stupid if I change back
shut done mcLaughlin now you're really
stretching it you're stretching it about
as much as I can stretch this banana
which is very very far but eventually
the banana will burst and the powder of
shame will land on your life little
misfortunes great though
Shan mcbrick 'ln I know I used my trusty
frying pan as a drying pan that Brock
actually say that because that's genius
I'm happy to be part of this what are
you having nothing long mcLaughlin
that's not long mcLaughlin that's
squished McLaughlin squash McLaughlin he
just warped me you didn't make me long
I'm already long and real a very tall
very tall people who talk about all the
time big news big tweets trended once my
card it's a Minecraft font teacher why
are you laughing me nothing my brain
spawn McLaughlin can I can I kill this
meme can this die can Felix review this
or something and kill it
Oh sake wrong mcLaughlin no you don't
know there's a picture of my brother
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also I'm gonna say that you were
extremely smart and you wrote McLaughlin
wrong because it's the wrong McLaughlin
and I'm not just gonna point out that
you actually wrote my name wrong and
completely destroyed the meme okay
that's it's gone no more I'm not looking
at any more of those [ __ ] memes okay
that one's done it's buried its legs are
broken and it was brought out back and
shot stop nobody Sean's autofocus there
really be wouldn't like though
it's just speed it up a small bit it'll
be like that
we're on manual you see what you make me
do
I've tried everything by the way people
keep my camera was [ __ ] fine and then
people an hour like Jack why don't you
just set it to this and this and this
I've tried it all it doesn't work since
I put in the shelves though it's
slightly better I think what it's trying
to do is that it's always trying to
differentiate my face from the
background so it's like dude which one
is you
the one with eyeballs you stupid [ __ ]
I found the first ding ding ding I do
not remember this at all
Oh idea white bulbs oh my god that is
the first this exact same thing ding
ding ello idea ding ding ding white
bulbs that's weird it's rare to hear the
ding ding ding be the exact same but the
rest of my voice is completely different
Oh idea Diggy ding light bulbs I don't
know why I talked like that Oh idea
white bulbs white bulbs Oh Jack a boy
young tiny small boy when Jack finishes
a really good series oh no it's like the
sad cat memes the sad crying cats are so
sad looking I know that's the [ __ ]
point but every time I see them I'm like
oh who hurts you
what series that I finished out that you
posted this my first range little
misfortune there's a lot of good ones
out there I mean I get the exact same
way it was the same last year was such a
good year for like long Let's Plays I
did Detroit become human I did God of
War I did spider-man and each time I
finished them a little part of me died
inside because when you finished
something that's really good everything
else is [ __ ] in comparison it's like the
first time I ever played Dark Souls
every game after that I was like man
what's the point of living anymore it
was the same this year when I finished
Resident Evil 2 it's so much fun
recording that and just recently
finishing death stranding when you have
something going every day
it's a nice vibe and atmosphere and I
don't know it's fun to just see
something every day who knows what the
next one will be
we might get a really good game soon I'm
really excited for the Last of Us to to
come out next year but we're gonna have
to wait a good few months still for that
but I will do that entire game when it's
out when Jack makes a book the history
and social influence of the potato I
also don't know if you're the first
person to post this or you're just a
person who yelled it the most because or
the loudest I should say because every
now and then the same meme shows up on
the subreddit and it's pasted it like 20
times and I have no idea who's one is
first I could go through and check all
the timestamps but come on I'm just
trying to look at memes here what is
this it has 4,000 up votes it's just
called potato Jesus
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oh I'm yelling potato I don't know what
the [ __ ] was going on Jesus Christ this
is spawn McLaughlin for sure can I have
this it's amazing
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I need that as a boss in minecraft can I
put that into my game and fight myself
or someone make me like my voice is
going somebody make me like fluffy
bananas in the game or like dual
wielding bananas where I can just run in
and be like top of the morning to you
laddies so yeah I could beat my own
sound board if we won potato it's really
fun to replicate sounds that you can do
exactly I always like replicating sounds
as a kid and that's why I love doing
voices and sounds all the time but when
it's something that you've said a lot
and then I can replicate it perfectly
he'll kill you don't mess with him you
want to go I'll kill you
let's [ __ ] phenomenal Jesus thank you
I love the expression snow see thank you
very very much damn snow she even got a
silver for that people in the
jacksepticeye so bred to be rich no
ninja getting 230 million subscribers na
jacksepticeye getting 230 million
subscribers mm-hmm is this what we're
doing again wasn't it the same home
we're trying to get to 23 million
subscribers but YouTube recently deleted
200,000 subscribers off of my channel
thanks YouTube appreciate it I don't
know there's no [ __ ] way they're all
BOTS
it's probably just inactive accounts
don't you love when YouTube doesn't send
all your stuff to people and then those
channels just end up not getting
notified that you're uploading and then
it's up sending them some more and then
it's upsetting them so much that it sees
them as inactive accounts and then just
deletes them from your channel move it
then again YouTube is doing purges all
the time I I think they used to do them
like every day or every week or
something and then every now and then
it'll break where they haven't done it
this ha this happened before I remember
I think it was one of hitting 11 million
subs I went below it and then I hit it
again so we just hit 23 million
subscribers again what I think happens
is that it doesn't deletes the inactive
subs every day so then it just builds up
and up and up and then suddenly it's
just like boom get rekt at the end of
the day gigantic sub numbers don't mean
a whole lot I mean it's great that a lot
of people subscribe to the channel and
know who you are I guess but as long as
there's people here at all and I get to
keep doing this as my job and have fun
with you guys that's all that really
matters
and at some point everything kind of
plateaus anyway people get to it their
views and their subs go up so quickly
and then suddenly the view stop going up
but the subs keep going up how it works
it's the bean boozled challenge all over
again oh those are some good faces this
is my acting head shot thing where you
just give something like this look at my
range
that's Krusty the Klown and Simpson said
one time they said this is my range
I can go from gagging - gagging -
gagging - crying hit me up Hollywood I
see no God up here other than me Oh bebe
so cute he just wanders into all the
shots all the time he's like hey what
are you guys doing like just take over
the video please it's yours now you can
have it bebe is the best content that's
been on this channel for a very long
time jack posting defeating the ender
dragon no stinky but I'll do it okay get
off your arse and kill the [ __ ]
already give me some [ __ ] time all
right it's it's gotten so long now at
this point they're like okay now we
can't have to leave it for a special
occasion maybe it's a bee or Christmas
present
or you know what we'll do we'll do it in
a way that I'll fight the ender dragon
and then I'll tighten the video
something like if you play this video at
1154 at midnight I will kill the Ender
Dragon and then that'll be your New
Year's video and we can all ring in the
New Year at the same time watching me
kill the Ender Dragon how about that but
if I actually try him and can't actually
beat him I mean it's taken so long now
at this point I think people just want
to see it no matter how I do it even if
I had to use creative them people like I
just need to [ __ ] see it okay I need
to know that you can do at all sadness
jack meantime oh no no oh no no the cat
is definitely the meantime the happiness
those bottles were full of nothing but
sadness it is it's funny how the ones
that just didn't taste like [ __ ] were
suddenly like oh yeah I could drink this
but on any other day it's like no you
wouldn't they were all pretty bad people
have posted pictures of a people of
posted
in the subreddit and on Twitter and
stuff of a pickle soda there's a bunch
of other ones like spruce soda and weird
[ __ ]
but people have posted a pickle soda and
apparently it's disgusting and I really
want to try it me going to bed at a
reasonable time honestly
same I go to bed at like 4 or 5 a.m.
every night it's kind of ridiculous I
shouldn't do that but no meme template
is this new meme this could mean this
this good meme I like this me final
exams that one hits hard I hated exams
when I went to school they sucked I was
I always had a good memory for like
memorizing things not from learning
stuff in class and remembering it going
into the exam I could always look at
stuff and completely memorize like 3
pages worth of stuff and that's the only
reason I was able to pass any exams
which is a problem with exams in the
first place if I don't know the stuff
before going into the exam
why should 24 hours of non-stop grinding
to memorize it be the thing that lets me
pass I haven't learned anything all I've
done is memorize something at a
geography exam I think for my leaving
search in Ireland which was the final
exam before college and I remember I had
it as an essay to study that I was if
this question came up you put this in
like this is basically if you if that
question randomly came up and you got
lucky and you memorized this thing you
could throw that into the exam and you
would get like top marks on it basically
that's what the teachers were saying so
I study this three-page essay learned it
word for word walking back and forth
across my yard the day before the exam
learned it word for word the question
never came up
so what did I end up doing regurgitating
as much of it as I could into a question
that did not have it I still have got
great results but it just showed the
whole system is [ __ ] about in school
alright this is how about this really
big hot take are you guys ready for my
really controversial opinion how about
we start teaching like self-help and how
to do your taxes you know the stuff that
people keep saying that we should be
teaching in schools already and we don't
but no learn all this mathematics
[ __ ] that you're not gonna need true you
need to learn some math you need to be
able to do basic math I forgot it all
2+2 don't know her but all this [ __ ]
about like Pythagoras's theorem and
algebra and everything it's it's useful
but I feel like there's other stuff that
is far more useful at least teachers the
[ __ ] names of things like taxes are a
prime example when you go to this is
gonna for a big engine when you get out
into the world and you finally have to
do taxes for the first time unless you
did business or tax or accounting or
something like that in school already I
had never heard of all of these terms
that were in my taxes until I had to do
them myself or with my accountant and
then he would come in and be like okay
this is what this means and that means
and I'm like oh okay
why don't we just teach this stuff in
maths in school maybe they're teaching
it now I don't know when I was in school
there was nothing got to do with taxes
and everything and then when I got out
into the world I was like man this is
this was really important why didn't no
one teach me this but what do I know I'm
just a [ __ ] [ __ ] on the internet
throwing bananas yelling me me that
thing I did two years ago literally
anything else oh my god so much all
right
there's always these things that I go
over in my head and I'm like man do
these people think that I'm a [ __ ]
idiot now were they talking about me
after we left because I said this one
thing like no they were probably
worrying about the thing that they said
was always worried about the things they
said a long time ago that literally
means nothing anymore the thing you did
two years ago it's fine
no one gives a [ __ ] anymore well less
you like killed someone and got away
with it people care a lot about that
weirdly but we lay in bed at night going
like ma'am why didn't I say this during
this time is like thought that was funny
what didn't I say this going over all
these conversations that are dead and
will never return what am I gonna do
show up the next time and be like guys
remember that time when you said this a
year ago I have an answer good morning
everybody
no way is it a bitch-slap it's just a
high-five I actually think the sound
effect today I used for years was a whip
crack I don't even think it was a
high-five sound effect all this time I
don't know it
might be a high fight sound effect on
the internet now but it was like whip
smack number five or something like that
when I found it so it's not even a high
five guys you all have been lied to
I'm also that's his ladies not ladies
she's a little lady you know didn't
realize she did that I don't think she
would have even realized she did that I
want to show that to her later and she'd
be like what did I do that that's my
impression of Evelyn
apparently what like that also I'm
living for these little misfortune means
I love it
I'm a little lady you know the back when
you hear your crush fart while stalking
him at his house
oh my god I'm basically the drew gooden
me or not drew gooden drew Scanlon drew
gooden is a youtuber
I'm the drew Scanlon meme the the white
guy meme that is what is it that even
called this one his name is drew Scanlon
it's real that I know him as drew
Scanlon meme first because he worked a
Giant Bomb and everybody liked them or
used to I don't really watch them
anymore but it's called the blinking
white guy meme it's a [ __ ] terrible
name for me here now you have the
blinking potato meme professional
fighters be like get a whiff of that one
what there's another Burton jokes Jesus
but tasted disgusting though it was so
bad have any of you drank ranch soda
before it's not good right it doesn't
even taste like ranch I've had ranch
ranch is good ranch soda is not how many
more times can I say ranch ranch ranch
ranch like dr. Phil is this what I think
it's gonna be Irish porn NSFW is this is
this just gonna be potatoes oh goody
gumdrops that's good [ __ ] well that's
all the meantime we have for today I
know the sadness it creeps in once more
like the darkness from below coming
scraping at your ankles but just hold
out hope Liv the memes the best you can
also during the sub read if you want to
the subreddit is going really well
there's like a hundred and ten thousand
members on it right now and that that's
where I take all of these memes from so
if you want to be part of it if you want
to get into a meme time video or you
just want to hang out with people and
have fun posting means all the time
right it's a really great place for it
so Cody jacksepticeye subreddit it
should be in the description go
subscribe to the subreddit have a great
time there's lots of nice people there
also you can buy them means is memes
hoodie or shirt there is stuff in the
jacksepticeye comm store right now if
you buy it now during december when this
video is out you you will also be
helping out the charity stream for this
month we are we're raising money for
child's play who are an organization
that donate toys and video games and
stuff like that to hospitals for people
to be able to interact with during their
stays at hospitals really great charity
doing the stream for them on December
14th I don't know when this video will
be going up probably after that but the
tilta fight page should still be open
and all of the merch proceeds the pins
all that stuff you can buy all the old
pins from the start of the year as well
as the new thank miss one all of that
stuff is going to be going towards
child's play as well so if you want to
get memes as memes now is a great time
to get it because you helped out a great
organization and also you keep the
sadness away I don't have to make it
sound like buying merch keeps sadness
away cuz that's a very bad message but
in this case it does because it's going
towards a good cause and you can bring a
lot of smiles on people's faces by
contributing but that's got to be it for
me
your meme Lord for today I must go now
my planet needs me
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