(Announcer) It's time for inappropriate parents!
(TV...)
Lil children
Hey dad
Hey...
I think it's time, my awesome friends.
It's time for you to get
The talk
Dad, we already learned this about years ago in school
We know about sex
Sex
No, kids.
This isn't sex talk
It's the sexually transmitted disease talk.
Dad, just stop.
We know it's out there. We know to be safe.
We know we definitely don't want to hear this from you.
I don't care.
I'm your father and you need to listen to me.
Son...
You know about the oral sex?
OH MY GOD!
Going down on a girl.
Stimulate the clitoris.
Yes, dad. Yes!
You know what it is?
I know what it is.
But do you know where it is?
Could've your sister showed to you.
DAD! Gross!
But that would be inappropriate.
That's why I brought this chart.
Seriously!
There you go.
OMG!!!
I'm gonna barf.
What.
I'm just making sure you know that oral sex is leading cause of STDs.
You guys know about Gonorrhea.
Yes, dad.
Well then you know all about the possible urethral plus discharge
also known as gleet.
Gleet?
What about chlamydia?
Dad...
Some girls don't even show the symptoms
You can be even carrying it right now, princess.
Dad, stop!
Tell me.
You have any unusual vaginal bleeding of discharge?
NO!
Okay.
Okay, fine.
I'll stop.
I've been trying to tell you just one more thing.
It's a little story.
Got a sweet young boy.
And a beautiful young girl.
The boy wanted nothing more than pleaser.
He knew about the threat of STDs and hasn't play it safe.
Though they do not have an intercourse.
They did do...
other things.
He pleasured her many times and he...
oral variety.
but immediately after they were kissed...
Heavy kiss
deep tongues swirling around.
around...
and around...
That's how your mother give me herpes.
OH MY GOD!
See?
You see?
Is the story wasn't enough?
Naturally.
That's why your mother and I never kissed you.
Captions by TheAmazingCat Gaming.
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