Look at all this.
It's beautiful Bali, Indonesia!
They say that Vegas is Disneyland for grown-ups, if that's true, I say Bali is Vegas for Motorbikes.
High steaks, action, adventure, you might even fall in love.
Of course, the best way to see Bali is on a custom bike.
In Canggu alone you've got great custom shops like Deus and MalaMadre within steps of each
other.
However, if you're here on a budget you might just find yourself on a badass Honda Vario.
That's right, "itsameee" a Vario.
125cc's of unbridled testosterone built to handle anything you can throw at it.
Cool is the name of the game here.
Get a surf board for your surf board rack.
Even if you don't surf!
(Especially if you don't surf!)
So, BAM just like that you got street-cred because you got a surf board.
Strapping a surf board in next to you is going to take your Vario and turn it into something
that could literally go on a surfing safari.
Beach boys style.
Look at these beautifully paved roads!
Twists and turns just to keep it fun the entire time!
And you're not even going any place bad!
You're headed towards the beach!
Of course, somehow, Starbucks has even made it out here already.
So maybe just as famous as the Balinese surf is Balinese traffic.
Places like Kuta are gridlocked.
It's not much better the further north you get!
So if you don't like the traffic, you can always use the Vietnam trick and just use
the sidewalks as you see fit.
So in a way you could say "roads?
Where we're going we don't need roads."
Whoa!
You just gotta watch out for those guys!
If you don't want to sit in traffic all the time you gotta learn your shortcuts.
And this, kind of, short cut right here isn't really that much off the grid.
It's used by enough people that there's speed bumps to slow down the mass of traffic.
Then it gives way to roads like this (and this is a road).
Like, it's not a, this isn't a four-lane expressway in Bali, but this is still a completely viable
road.
I mean, I'm not the only scooter on this.
Look at this!
One scooter lane.
Right here!
It's perfect!
This is called a rice paddy traffic jam.
This is what happens when too many white people are out here.
And then you have a lovely bridge with some greenery hanging down and then we're going
to shoot up this road... unless there's construction... so, we're going to take, another short cut
I guess!
Alright!
I haven't gone this way before!
This is a new road apparently.
It's also quite a scenic trail.
You have some friends in here.
Got guys with sharp hooks.
And then you just continue on your way after the short cut!
This is the Balinese equivalent of a four lane expressway.
But it looks like it was designed by somebody at Disneyworld.
You have a nice slow smooth drive through what's basically an enchanted forest.
That puts you out on top of this.
Look at this road!
Skip past the bumpy parts, then you hit this bottom and just goose it up this hill!
It's excellent!
And obviously the roads here are made for bikes, not for cars.
Cars often don't win in the rice field as you can see here.
That's just a small collection of them too.
Of course if you want the best Bali experience you gotta get yourself off a scooter and onto
a Bike.
This is what it looks like if you make it in time to get out to the east coast of Bali.
Literally as good as it gets on two wheels.
I mean look at these!
These aren't roads, these are roller coasters! ...and death traps.
You don't want the roads to be any easier, that's not even fun!
That's insane.
Who's gonna sell me a beer out here?
That's the question.